Need a serious opinion on my dick.especially from a girl/gay dude

Need a serious opinion on my dick.especially from a girl/gay dude.

I think ive got a weird fat curved dick.

>its curved to the left side
>its pointing down
>its kinda fat in the middle
>16-17cm
>weird ripped pee-hole
>it has a skin mark

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sauce on pic related pls

When i was young after i fapped i put my pe is back into my pants but it sti had a bit of cum which cooled off and glued my peehole to the pants without my knowledge. When i was undressim i pulled my pants down and it ripped the hole a bit. Didnt hurt or bleed, but its fucking ugly now

Better look at the disaster

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Can see the curve. No big deal. The rest of the stuff I would never notice. Can't even notice after you mention them really. Nothing to there to stop me from putting in my mouth. Nice balls too

eh, it doesnt look that fucked up and its a decent size even in spite of the bend. ive seen much worse. it'll stilll get the job done, plus a downward curve is good for positions like doggystyle and reverse cowgirl

Wow you got some sticky cum I guess? But I really can't see a problem

Yeah it's fine. Unfortunate it narrows towards the top but it's not below average even at it's skinniest.

Wish we could get together so you could point more stuff out and tell me more stories about your cock

I think all cum gets sticky once it cools off and water evaporates. It acts like glue if it cools off between penis and fabric.i had it happen more than once now, but after the first time i got careful dropping the pants softly after i feel dried cum

Yeah that gives it a funny look i guess

What is the weird skin mark your talking about?

If youre a girl living in western europe i guess we couls work something out

Dude are you virgin? Do you think a girl that is horny enough to be about to put your dick in her mouth is going to stop and look for scars or care about the curvature?
If you were about to fuck Megan fox pre-op
Would you take a minute to inspect her vago and then tell her to get dressed if you find a scar or whatever? Don’t be a retard, unless you have like a fucking std or a big ass burn scar nobody will ever care how your dick looks

femanon here,

your cock is unaesthetic af 2/10 would not suck

Yeah thats hard to see in the photos because my penis skin is dark and i guess it blends in a little bit on the photos. But its more noticeable irl since its kind of a little mole. It has a bit of "texture" and you can feel it

NIGGA IF IT WORKS ITS FINE NOW GO OUTSIDE AND GET LAID

Its more about the curvature im concerned about. Im semi flacid on these photos but the dick is more bent when its erect. I guess your point still stands though.

Im paranoid because my female friends tell each other everything about their boyfriends including penis size and shape. Which makes me kind of nervous

Thanks. I have no idea why my balls are "nice" though

They're not hairy and saggy.

Has it always been there?

Yup. Since a kid. It was always kind of big and weird shaped. Which leads me to believe its not cancer related if thats what you were thinking

that's what happens when you shave and are young

quite frankly op if a potential sexual partner starts taking off your underwear there is very little chance that they care how your junk looks, just that it's hard for them. also all your potential sexual partners are males. because you're op, and you're therefore a faggot. someone had to tell you

Thanks but thats just in this photo because It was kind of cold, theyre usually more saggy than this and I had just shaved them.

my balls are both hairy and saggy. they do have hair, just hard to see in this pic

>because you're op, and you're therefore a faggot. someone had to tell you


Thanks. Almost forgot about that for a moment

No I wasn't thinking cancer. I was wondering if it was a wart, it doesn't really look like one. But not a great pic of it. But it is not a wart if it's been there so long. As I'm sure you know.

My balls are usually like that. It was cold when i took the picture but theyre usually 2 balls much more pronounced. Right one even hangs lower than left one.

Also it looks like you got a fat dick. Cheers

Yeah defenitely not a wart. It actually looks much more like a cancer mole because it has an irregular shape and a little black dot in the middle of the mole itself. But ive had it ever since i can remember and hasnt grown a bit.

yeah my balls are shy, its like whenever i go to takea pic of them they tighten up.. i have to sneaky take pics of them.. yes, my dick is very fat thnx for the cheers..

more balls. lol on my sisters dvd

you're welcome. my dick points down. I thought it was fucked up until I started watching porn. what your junk looks like shouldn't really matter unless you're a freak show. like, your head is somehow twice as thick as the shaft of there is a 90 degree bend or some shit

It looks like one of the forcyed spots I see you have in the first focused pic, but this forcyde spot got englarge. Likely could be that

Sorry I meant fordyce spots

Just one of these cute little harmless things but got bigger

On the first pic? Yeah those are fordyce spots. But the "mole" im talking about is on the other side of the dick, in that pic. Its dark and looks nothing like fordyce spots. It honestly looks like a mole that could grow anywhere else, like in the back or on the belly. It just happened to grow on my dick, which I find weird but kinda funny at the same time

Yup that definitely could be

I'll go to a doctor soon to see if my downward curvature can be fixed, anyone has any experience?

Speaking of things getting bigger do you have any pics related to that?

I cant take a pic right now, but it looks nothing like that. Its 4x bigger, brown and with a black spot in the middle. If i were more unlucky, it would grow a single hair out of it lol

Related to what?

Pics that aren't semi flaccid. To help us help you

Took a pic with flacid penis. But lighting is shit. You can see it looks more like a mole now

Flacid penis is defenitely a disaster. Got lots of foreskin but it mostly goes away when erect

Cant getit up now since im drunk and have to go to sleep soon. But when its erect it looks like the first pics I posted. Except its a bit more curved to the side. I was almost fully erect when i took those pics. Thanks for the help

Wait did you use your flaccid penis to snap the pic? Impressed. I guess a skin tag / mole type thing. Small blemish. It's not a horror

Thanks for the help man.
And yes, my penis has the dexterity of my right hand. Im a gifted dude

The weird bumps on the shaft are the only thing that kinda turn me off. The rest looks lickable.

fordyce spots, not really weird. Pretty common. I've seen more cocks with them than without them

U mean the fordyce spots? Never really noticed them since theyre kinda under my dick. Are you a guy or girl btw?

Thanks for the "review"

Yeah ive got some on my balls when theyre freshly shaved