Your CRAZIEST concert experience in ONE SENTENCE. GOGOGOGOGO

Your CRAZIEST concert experience in ONE SENTENCE. GOGOGOGOGO

I went to warped tour once and this girl showed her boobies

We all prayed to God then heard a recital

went to a skramzos show and got kicked in the head several times.

ended up losing a shoe and a random hand from the pit that seemingly was not attached to a body handed me my shoe. it was unbelievable

>go to concert with friends
>the music is loud and not very good
>I'm uncomfortable and want to leave

MORE THAN A SENTENCE

American, 16 years old, in Paris, drunk, at Disclosure Concert when their first album dropped, and some 20+ year old French/Asian chick with a big ass is grinding up against me.

>French/Asian
Kek

went to Maryland Deathfest one year where I saw this drunk woman accost a bunch of people in sequence. then she got thrown out and tried to sit next to various groups of people. Also she took her shoes off, in the middle of downtown Baltimore. Was the first time I got to see a genuine hot mess.

Death Grips a couple weeks ago, a drunk girl put her finger in my mouth, and a guy thrice my age hit on me.

I went to a shitty bar show to see some punk bands. There was a fat drunk guy with a moustache who kept making the v-pussy licking face right in the bands face. He kept trying to film the bands, and getting right in their faces. I'm surprised they didn't punch him.

My friend brought attention to this guy who just got out of jail for pulling his dick out in front of some kids

Some of the guys were fun, and started a mosh pit a few time. These were only broken up by another fat drunk guy who'd try to hit and violently mosh. At one point he must have punched one of the mates from a previous band, because a scrawny shirt punk in a leather jacket tried to punch him. He was held back by his girlfriend. By the end of the night one fat drunk was hang off the light fixture moving his hips provocatively, and the other drunk guy was on the floor.

Surprised I didn't get stabbed/molested that night.

I hate bar shows now, but that's all there is in my shitty desert town

I drunkenly danced to a Mexica reggae band with drunk Kuna natives, American backpackers and a Costa Rican band's singer in Panama City last year.

One time I danced, more exactly I discreetly hopping & waddling while keeping my hands deep in my pockets.
It was during a metal concert in high school.
I didn't really liked it actually

almost sucked a dick once

moshed with eric andre at death grips show

Was at a concert for Chance, I hate rap but I got dragged to it.

Some white girl slut was being fucking ass raped through her clothes by a nigger. She starts to look at me with this pleading look in her eyes like I was her savior and I needed to protect her from this foul beast humping her lower regions. Anyway she starts to make her way over to me and tries to seduce me, I who was high as fuck on e and basically unable to comprehend this situation just start making out with her, basically grab her by then head and kiss the fuck out of her.

So the nigger gets really angry and storms over to me, making these angry comments towards me like he's trying to act like he doesn't care about what's happening but he clearly does. So I decided this isn't worth it and start to leave the girl, in which the nigger immediately jumps on the opportunity and takes the girl back for himself. I turn around once more to look at her, and see this utter look of sadness on her face, like she had been just sentenced to an execution. She continued to stare at me with that sad sad look on her face until the nigger pulled her out of sight.

I spend the rest of the night dancing my ass off and fucked some slut with pink hair later.

That's my story.

ANTiSEEN, nice. Very underappreciated band.

Are you a male?

You sound like a complete degenerate.

Yes

I once saw a band and they were neato.
The female bassist showed a little bit of ankle which was almost too much for me.

>and a guy thrice my age hit on me
I've had some fags do that to me too, though younger than me... resisted the urge to vomit.

fake and gay

I don't mind being hit on by guys. At least someone thinks I'm halfway attractive.

christ

Nope

I am

Seen some noise dudes dress up as cavemen, run around on stage while beating each other with various items (plastic chickens, kitchen odds and ends) and wrassling. Other than seeing a dudes nuts, entertaining/10.

At a Melvins show, crowd is being chill except for 2 dudes trying to mosh. Everyone getting generally annoyed, so everyone starts shoving the guys (myself included). Dudes finally getting pissed back, grabs me as I push one down. Luckily my buddy pulled me up and frabbed the other guy out of the main stage area.

Was it in cleveland, and was the drunk girl a redhead?

"in one sentence"

some drunk old hairy dude started feeling me up and got his ass kicked when I cried and screamed after he ripped part of my dress trying to pull me back by my sleeve. I was maybe 14 or 15, deftones show in the nineties

thats awful

the frontman of gogol bordello pouring an entire bottle of red wine on his head, down his chest, and into mine and the entire front row's mouth.

Yes it was Cleveland. And I don't remember, this was when it was still mostly dark except for the laser lights. I'm pretty sure she was wearing a red shirt at least.

you're the weird one for NOT moshing at a melvins show...

I see a period, you two-sentence-sneaking bastard

I almost punched a girl after her grabbing my butt at a concert. I had long hair at the time so I thought it may have been another guy and freaked out.

Am I banned yet?

doesnt mean it was ok

Saw a chick get her purse snatched but too much chaos to help out. Feels bad

I was at warped tour watching yellow card when I was 14 and this attractive older girl with braces who was probably about 16 or 17 was off her face on so

Yea still not cool. Gotta get in the right frame of mind to go to a certain kind of show as a female to be able to just brush the shit off and have fun

I find men grotesque in appearance.

thats kind of awful, you're a guy right? looking in a mirror must be painful

Seeing a guy get beaten so bad he was covered in blood and having a seizure because he punched some kid in the pit. They Carried him out on a stretcher. This was when bleeding through was playing at Warped Tour years back.

>Contnd

Something. I looked down and she was rubbing the front part of my Abercrombie madras shorts near my dick area, but didn't acknowledge me when I tried to exchange glances. I thought that because she was older and out of my league she must have sweaty hands or something and was trying to dry them but was too fucked up.

I remember turning my body away to maybe let her use my shirt tail because it would have been way better and she looked upset and next thing I knew she had disappeared.

Thought it was super weird until I was in the shower one day three years later and realized that she was trying to play with my dick. Oh the tism.

An Against Me! fan who came up to maybe the middle of my chest got mad because I "blocked" xer friend's view while following my brother further into where the pit would be.

Shit story dude you're a fucking coward.

Only redeeming quality about this post is the perfect nipple placement on that gal in the pic.

What a prude

Well I don't think I'm pretty that's for sure.

Saw Panic at the Disco. That is all.

you're a terrible person whether this is true or not

We all ran hundreds of feet away from Dan Deacon.

I don't think Kate would approve. Cunt

I think ur pretty cute (\(^ ^)/)

I saw Street Sects and they had a fuck ton of fog and strobe lights and after like 10 minutes some guy had a seizure

Local punk show in warehouse, guitarist throws down his guitar mid-song and runs outside the warehouse while his band continues to play, guy returns to his band minutes later with blood all on his face, i think he hit the wall with his face, they continue the song and end their set, was pretty crazy.

> That gal in the pic.

I hope not.
I don't like cuteness. It makes me hungry.

Saw Run the Jewels, people around me passing around a one hitter, smell of pot permeates the air, guy next to me to crouches down and lights a pipe, looks over at me and asks if the bouncers would mind if he was smoking right now, I just told him no they wouldn't, when I got home I was wondering why I still smelt like weed before I realized there was literally a gram of pot caked to the bottom of my shoe

everything makes me hungry

Now I need some food. Thanks.

>me 20
>loaded family have my own place and superbike since 18
>best friend has a sister that has a friend thats into me
>i liked her but she is too young so no common interests other than we like each other (after some texting)
>frustration from my side cause she is probably a virgin, so no stuff happening or being remotely in the air
>one day we arrange to go on a concert all of us, my best friend his sister and her
>the band stars a cover of otherside of red hot chilli peppers
>she was moving her ass on me and i got really fucking hard and as soon as she felt it she stopped touching me
>i started grabbing her chest, like really going for it
>she got annoyed but i didnt stop
>she eventually stopped trying to take my hands away and turned her head to kiss me
>we kissed for some time
>i was trying to put my hand in her pants but she's in these impossible to stretch leather pants
>can't. go. further.
>finally get my hand on the button, while also struggling against her
>i was going to fuck her, so i wasnt stopping for anything
>pit starts to form in the crowd, so we had to move
>lost my friend and his sister, as i'm moving and fingering her at the same time
>maneuver her to the side of the pit near a speaker column
>get cock out, standing rock hard in the dark, basically dripping in anticipation
>dealing with her pushing back with her arms, plus the weight of crowd, so I bent her just enough to put it in
>i'm pretty big:) so i was getting it all in with every thrust
>while the crowd was fighting in the pit i was fucking the tightest pussy ever
>didnt last long, i finished on her ass but i could not see anything
>turned her face to me and she's a mess crying
>she slapped me and left
>fuck it, i enjoyed the rest of the concert and texted my friend to find him
>next day i could not find her on fb and called her and she told me to never bother her again
>wtf
>feel kinda bad cause i wanted to fuck that pussy again properly but she was too young to take it i guess

Too bad it wasn't you.

What the hell were you doing in the shower?

>virgin girl
>rape her in the middle of a concert and spray cum all over her
>she's upset
Wonder what the problem is???

i know that's why i was like wtf. You want to grind on me when we're surrounded by 100s of people in a dark smoky room, but you dont want to do it when i invite you to my private place? Maybe it was her parents tho

B8

That sounds fucking awesome

Just thinking

Lmfaoooo

to keep it g, if i had a big cock i'd go around doing this stuff too

Oh sorry is that Kate Bush or something

I hate 4 chan

Either b8 or PoS
Maybe both

Wanting to dance and wanting to fuck are two completely different things. If that story is true, then you raped her, dipshit.

...

why, cause of the fucking of the pink haired slut and the stds? Or are you mad that he grabs people and makes out before asking for 'consent'?

stop saying i'm a fucking rapist, i've never raped anyone, and anyone that does should get shot. It was nothing she was over it the next day

>It was nothing she was over it the next day
>next day i could not find her on fb and called her and she told me to never bother her again
So which was it, moron? No consent = rape, it doesn't matter what she did afterwards.

>rape is just making out
Obvious b8

yeah the relationship ended but when she talked to me her voice was fine! It's not like she was scarred, she practically forgot about it. No-pussy getting posters on this board...

A bunch of molly and Bjork - Hyperballad mixed iwht LFO - Freak at Bonnaroo 2013. I don't think anything will top that for me.

Close 2nd is Allison Krauss being all up in my business during Kids, again on molly, at Meadows 2017.

so you can grab anyone who makes eye contact with you to make out?

Did she say yes?

I take it she didn't say no, but I suppose she had enough respect for you to not out your bad judgement in a public place.

If it was drastic enough for someone who was seemingly flirting with you (which I begin to think is suspect based on your poor common sense) to completely cut you out of their life, then at the very least it was an unwanted advance, no?
Which, I do believe, constitutes as a form of rape.

I'm still not convinced this isn't bait, but if it is, I congratulate you sir on painting a portrait of such a despicable character.

I think you're confused about which side I'm on. I firmly in the "he raped her" camp (he didn't though, it's obviously b8)
I'm saying that that poster is implying what he did was"just making out) when he explicitly described how he grabbed her, fucked her from behind, and ejaculated on her. She probably wanted to make out with him, she didn't want him to take her virginity by raping her in the middle of a huge group of people.

you got your posts mixed up dumbfuck

Nope, definitely didn't. You should chill out.

Ok im chilled

Rape victims often blame themselves for being raped. They'll convince themselves that they did something to encourage their rapist. And I actually have a girlfriend. Even if I didn't, that doesn't somehow make you not a rapist.

girl here
I lost my virginity in a little kind of back and forth like that. I liked the guy and he was a few years older, I wanted to impress him and seem mature so I let on like I was sexually experienced but I wasn't, and didn't actually want anything like that to happen but I couldn't exactly get away without screaming and crying and my dumbass teenage self was STILL worried about what he thought of me right up until it was done and I ran the fuck away. It was really fucking awful and I never spoke to him again afterwards but I never saw it as rape, cause I felt like if I really wanted to I could have screamed at the top of my lungs and tried to fight? I vaguely remember wanting to yell but thinking I was being dramatic cause he kept saying "calm down". Idk Ive always had pretty confusing thoughts about it and it's weird that I'm posting about it here, but this baitpost just sounds too familiar and I've never told anyone how awful it was!

I didn't have "sex" for the second time until like 4 years later.

Alright, I'm glad. That one guy is definitely a rapist though.

Fuck off you rapist, you're not getting out of this one, you are going to jail

Lmao I was there and I think that girl keep grabbing at me. Was right in front btw

I'm sorry that happened to you, and that sounds traumatic regardless if it was rape or not. Why was he telling you to calm down? It sounds like you were struggling a little which is a pretty clear sign that you're not consenting.

>Blanco Quixote

fuck off perry

I was crying and saying shit like "No please no" and "I'm a virgin" while crying and trying to edge out of his grasp.

This was a really long time ago, like 96, not sure I ever heard anyone talking about "consent" or anything like that - which means he probably hadn't either, and I can't help but make excuses for him like that! Maybe he actually thought I really wanted it and I was just scared, desu I think that kind of thing happens a lot. Wish I could understand why I didn't yell.

>Which, I do believe, constitutes as a form of rape
you're like a scientist, picking out any bit you can grasp on that might "constitute a form of rape". She stopped talking to me so 'ermmm i somehow believe that could be connected as rape'. Do you even have your own life to live that you dont have to reach so hard on a cambodian pottery board? Seriously fuck off

I went to see Carnifex (pls no bly) and I made friend with a nice Irish manlet who I'd toss around in the pit, as well as a qt 5'2 half azn/half white girl who I escorted through the pit to the front and later got her number while bleeding from my nose.

We went on a date, hit it off, fugged, then she ghosted me with no explanation, but not before stealing some of my animal bones and my shaker bottle. We started texting about three months after the ghosting when I saw her at a death metal show. I was younger and dumber back then (I know better than to give girls a second chance now.) She told me she wasn't sure she could date me because I am two years younger than her and therefore too immature, despite the fact that we are both in our twenties and she currently lives with her parents.

Because of her and a few others I now know better than to date metal chicks, but it was still a pretty fun/crazy show.

Please read the post immediately before yours.

K I'm done with my mu therapy session. Thx guys/gals! There's really no use trying to understand my twelve year old self!