Waifu thread

waifu thread

Ah! I know who it is!
You try to ship me with the other Kizuna...
Do you like sitting on laps?

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yea, joined smugs' server just after new years

the thred of the niggros

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is not.
almost :o it's a necessity :(
that doesn't sound fun.

why do I love her so much?

Too much risk not enough reward. No warranty on
anything that breaks.

Please just be careful

the niggro of the threds

Claiming best girl.

No clue.

There's a lot of salt.

is so
i rarely go there, but i always feel like shit during mornings :o
i had fun, except when i died

Adorabru
Noice
Now that i can promise
Ah damn

you asked me to knife you so I knifed you a little
chaos zweihander
dark claymore
chaos dagger
demon scar

but mainly chaos zweihander
oops meant that for trap friend

So you already figured it out.

Clever girl.

Tickle me with it!
Just gotta be careful...
Of course I am clever, but not a girl!
I won't fall for your tricks.

I guess it's better than nothing

is not.
I always feel like shit even with it :o It's only so my eyes stay open on the road.
That's good. Not good.

claimed

it all depends on the person. but i do enjoy sitting on laps

it all depends on where you get your stuff. most parts have a 30 day warranty. but of course you can not overclock it in that time. if you do they wont take it back unless the company says other wise.

just don't buy parts from ebay and you should be good. its really hard to break something when building. everything just snaps together

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It's cute.

Non sugar!
A show about prison escapes, told in the inmates' perspective.

Post the shooting star one!

Ah, a dark pyromancer I see.

> Flashbang

EHHHHH?!?

ok that I can do just don't wriggle to much

just watched the nintendo direct
okami HD and (new) smash? sign me up

Here you go.

It's probably negative hundred or so.

my taste is objectively better than yours
fair enough, i too am not a safe driver during morning

look at this console PEASANT

I'll hold very still! Don't worry!
>places both hands on your shoulders and keeps them there
I am ready!

I'm excited for the new smash

about coloring figures too ?
sugar
plan to escape soon ?

Thanks!

Look!

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Swiggity swooty comin' for that trap booty

>Altair claimed

you insult me even after i go out of my way for you?
truly beyond rude

me too
the way the logo showed up in that splat's eye was really good

Lol
Im just thirsty
Lol

I N K L I N G S

My booty is protected. See?

Don't worry about it.
Who's she hiding from?

ok :(
I am safe -_-

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
my excitement for a new smash game is heavily outweighing the disappointment over inklings

Hi.

Cute

> lewd powers activate

wait im sorry :(

i am not -_

but why did it have to be inklings -_-

NO, STOP!

Not seen tho

Looks cute

Hey ho, no idea who you are but I'm bored so nice to meet ya!

Drink water

hello vali
how's you?

it's okay

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm Sono, remember?
The Mashy boy.

that doesn't surprise me _-

> Oh no

Aye. So, whatcha doing anyways?

I'm fine. Nazrin looks cute when she's embarrassed...

I have infinite lewd powers.

You'd best not invoke them.

that's good
she always looks cute

:)

i wake up, get dressed and go drive
no coffee, might be why

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first mario kart and now smash bros, they are going to be the new minions
how's your day been?

If that's true, then use them against the other Kizuna when you see her... she doesn't deserve to be this popular.

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Yeez Mashy boy, how many alts do you even have? I have counted like 6 or so now.

Being bored and killing time on phone, help me

Oh? Maybe I will. MMD isn't that great anymore.

What's in it for me though?

you got it
got 3 slots 2 of them for chaos bed vestiges and the other for black flame
oh also 45.8 poise
>tickles you sides with knife
sorry my friend any way I got my jack now it is a party
Yuki

Never
Noice

honestly they're not that bad
unlike the minions their designs are at the very least likeable
in fact i can't actually come up with any good reason to dislike them

I wouldn't make it out of the driveway if I did that.
At least I take a shower before leaving.

Drink chocolate milk

I don't know what that is, but...
then I will not fire this gun!
Only 6? I have plenty more, come on.
>tries not to laugh
>laughs a lot
T-Thanks Yuno, you're the best!

Nice panties.
Are you ever not bored?

Sono.

Nigger faggot, tfu.

claim

yeah i ate pudding this afternoon and it was gud

Where even is Sono atm?

Sorry dear boss, but I don't know more.

Rarely, the sad truth

I am right here.
That's good then, because I do not have any more.

I like their designs but I just associate them with the annoying noises they make and the soundtrack of splatoon

Nigger faggot, tfu.

> first waifu thread
> already encounter yandere

Time 2 sleep

New, sad poor 2hu is best 2hu!

goodnight

No, smugs as in shinoa, not s-mug

I would've been hyped for the new Smash either way but the fact that the switch has native GC controller support makes me ecstatic tbh.
I'm eh about the Inklings. Curious about how they would play more than anything.

So dear Sono, how's your day?

Dog-killer psychopath.

Nice.
You wanted to start baking it yourself, right? How's that coming along?

Find me a Vali figurine...

Cute.

nigger faggot's friend, tfu.

see you in your dreams

ALCOHOL

that's a water gun.

I'll do it in exchange for 1 lewd.

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gave up even before i started

... what kind of lewd?

and my lovely coca cola soft drink to go with
Ah no problem ^_^
I'll watch you sleep to make shore nothing bad happens to you while your defenceless

5

What does tfu even mean?
Pretty alright so far, nothing special.
Vali!~

Nope. Time 4 woke.

> Hey Akise, wanna go out sometime?