Do you all know why cats howl when they have sex?

Do you all know why cats howl when they have sex?

It's because they have barbed penises that destroy the vagina on the way out and it ruins you for all the other cats.

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We know.

cat penises are barbed to prevent the shecat from running off before the tomcat cums

and male dogs have a swollen bulb on the penis that prevents the female from getting away. Its almost like sex is a war of male vs female interests and that's normal.

TOY STORE

your grandma tell you that on the way to the toy store?

>they have barbed penises
Only the males.

did i ever tell you about the time i took my top off and got killed by greg kinnear?

something something vapor trails

haha u funny guy. take the ass.

I'm like that with toilets

um, I have to get back and start cooking dinner

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an explanation for those who don't know

Not all cats identify as male, user.

ITT: people who dont even understand human sex talk about animal sex as if they know it to confirm their existing biases.

Y'all motherfuckers need science.

calm down newfag

Wished I had a barbed penis. Or a penis in general for that matter

haha u funny guy. take the ass.

What you should really do is take off your shirt and get killed by Greg Kinear.

Literally 3 minutes of the worst shit I have ever seen

shut yer mouth you uncultured swine

Agree. I just skimmed it and determined it was entirely unwatchable. Like South Park with no budget or intelligence. Or, less, rather.

Grandma? Are you ok?

That's not what the barbs do. They stimulate ovulation. Female cats will mate with the same male many times. Sometimes with many different males instead. The vagina isn't wounded significantly.

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Now imagine a big black barbed penis destroying your wite boi bum.