Wake up December 16, see this

Wake up December 16, see this

what do?

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Think why there are only 16 reviews.

because of the probable embargo, like force awakens had

Shrug and wonder why I would ever go on rotten tomatoes

On the day of release? I don't think so.

I'd wonder what ever happened to that check Disney was supposed to send to RT.

RT will give a 99% score because they will consider it as an anti-Trump allegory.
Mark my words.

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like force awakens had
thewrap.com/star-wars-the-force-awakens-review-embargo-set-by-disney-lucasfilm/

I'd cry

This, or was already a taboo to poorly rate a Star Wars movie, nevermind one where the writers have turned the premise into a race based conflict.

RT doesn't score movies. Learn what a review aggregator is and be smarter.

Also OP, I would continue to not care about Star Wars.

if MSM critics hate it, chances are is somehow good, or at least interesting

but they'll love it

>it's real

HAHAHA disneyshills btfo

>RT doesn't score movies. Learn what a review aggregator is and be smarter.

I don't think thats what he was implying

That was before it's official release date, that's fairly normal.

I know it's an aggregator.
The various bloggers and clickbait editors they are using as reviewers are the ones that will give the scores.

realize it will be a good action movie that doesn't pander to feelings

Wonder why disney rated their own movie so low.

it opened in europe on the 16th, just like rogue one will open on the 14th
but two days ahead of US release isn't exactly normal if there's been pre-screenings

OP said December 16th, Rogue One will be in theatres worldwide on that day. You're saying it'll still be under embargo on that day? Da fuck are you talking about it?

It releases in parts of Europe on the 14th, ya dingus. Embargo will probably end on the 14th.

this

It's going to be shit regardless of what reviews it gets, which will probably be favorable

I pretty much guarantee at least 80% of critics will like it.

Still better than tfa

+95% chances of 100% RT

>disney
>female lead

that earns you 90% no question

screencapped

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RT score will be 92%. Most reviews will say something like "perfectly timed movie about a diverse ragtag group struggling against a bloated oppressor."

Captcha was "eggs' and one of them was a fucking egg on a slice of pizza what the fuck

>hes never had an egg pizza

Yeah maybe I'm underestimating them again. In those threads for TFA a year ago I was predicting ~87%, and when the embargo lifted and it was like 95+% for so long I was slightly surprised.

TFA was trash but mark my words, Disney will finally give us starkino

This, it has Donnie yen and based "where's bane"

>disney movie
>bad ratings
pick one

Celebrate. SJWs BTFO.

except 9 out of 10 critics on Rotten Tomatoes are SJWs, it'll never happen

Tomorrowland got bad reviews, but Brad bird is known for having conservative views in his movies

>Wake up December 16, see this
>what do?
Go to National Review to read Based Armond's glowing review of this kino

Disney buys reviews lad, that won't happen

Go out and see the film.

If critics don't like it, it must be good. I mean, critics loved TFA and that movie was mediocre.

>cuckritics
>disliking modern Disney movie

I spent the whole time looking at Britt Robertson's bum, it's pure fucking magic.

Won't happen.
Disney re-shot it to appeal to more normies, and critics love normie shit.