Virginity here. so this girl likes me and we have a good conversation every time I see her at the pool...

Virginity here. so this girl likes me and we have a good conversation every time I see her at the pool. I got her number and stuff. How do I take it to the next level and hook up? I'm worried about kissing, I don't really understand how do make out.

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tell her to sit on your lap or cuddle then fuck her easy

It's instinctual bro. Don't worry about embarrassing yourself, worry about having a good time.

Marinate on that youngin

Get a hooker, tell her all that retarded shit you’re worried about, practice. Wear a fuckin condom you filthy animal

Dude. If you don't know this shit, you shouldn't be working this shit.

I assume...
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Right so then no one should ever try to talk to a girl because everyone starts out inexperienced.

No. right you talk about a good dilemma. You kind of need to know how women work before going for it. And doing it. Do research. Porn helps.

> porn helps

This is closer to it, just do what feels natural and try to spend more time close to her - make excuses to be close and touchy, maybe have a glass of wine together and then watch a movie or something.

I mean, if OP is over 20 and still a virgin, if she finds out he's a virgin, she'll bail so fuckin' quick he wont know happened. women fucking HATE virgins. virginity is the ultimate turn off. he needs to approach this right. he's going to fuck it up ultimately because itll be his first time but he needs to know what to do in order to not fuck this up sooner than necessary.

unfortunately, im a wizard so I have no advice to give except to figure this shit out fast and to not become like me.

Don't worry about it. That is why you're a fucking virgin. Anxiety is the killer.

Ever wonder how all those fucking retarded asshole, guidos, ended up with super hot girls? It's because they're so ridiculous and moronic that they have no idea what they're doing is foolish.

Ever hear a girl go "You just don't know him like I do!" about some idiot guy? It's because he's literally too stupid to understand how to behave properly and he just wings it through his entire fucking life, meanwhile you're sitting there with your thumb up your ass worrying about whether or not the girl is going to cum from your tiny penis the first time you fuck her.

Just dive in. Everything is always fine.

If you dont get molested like us, stay in your lane

>wizard
>on Sup Forums
>knows anything about women
Pick none

shes got a fat pussy, have a few drinks and she'll be all over you. It'll come natural i swear

Let's all not pretend like kissing our first girl came easy.

The only advice I will give you op is to keep it simple. Don't try to do silly shit with your tongue, lips or teeth at first. What comes to teen's minds is mostly hollywood bullshit they try to reenact in real life and I can tell you it will be disastrous.

The basics are
DONT open your mouth too much.
DONT get your saliva all over her mouth
DONT grab her face or head first time
DO grab her ass when you kiss
the rest will honestly make sense in the moment.

Lol thanks dude.

even wizards know that females are hypergamous, virgin-haters. I didn't find out they were virgin-haters by accident, muh dude. I found out they hate virgins because im a virgin and they bail once they smell it on me

so much this. lmfao. its true bro. nobody ever died from fukin up their first kiss. Laugh your ass off if it goes bad. It'll make her feel like she fucked up.

Ok so are you aware that there are men who lose their virginity in their 30s and get girlfriends etc? Isn't it more likely that you have some other flaw that keeps women from liking you?

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I wouldnt take a virgins advice on why women dont like him to be quite honest. Sound like you got a strong case of autism if you have hired some ass at least by that point. Nothing compares to each individual aspect of fucking, let alone the entire experience. At least when a girl let me do anal a few times

>implying im unaware of my multitudinous flaws that make me all the more undesirable

this isn't a thread about me, though, this is about OP and his trying to get laid

Be honest. Yes, this could scare her off. I don't know your age I'm too lazy to read the other posts. But if you're still young early 20s or younger it's absolutely no big deal. Her fears will be I'll be his first and it'll be harder for him to let go if things go south, she may fear you're just trying to hookup to get that vcard punched and then dump her. Reassure these aren't your intentions and if she's not understanding then fuck it. She's not worth your time. If you do just want to get that first time out of the way then lie and get it out of the way. Get her drunk and have some sloppy sex. Otherwise don't worry about worrying about being inexperienced if you guys can't have a sense of humor about bumping uglies then you're with the wrong person.

Good advice