Traitor Tuchel Tears

rip faggot king

What happened?

tuchel got fired

bye bye
he didn't suck Watzke's cock enough

Dirtmund shareholders did it again, fucking scumclub

>echte liebe

tuchel got fired

>Traitor

are you retarded?

He got fired you massive idiot.

Come home, Favre

Is this /bundes/

Dortmund had to buy the referees for the last 2 matches to reach 3rd place.

*?

>people unironically follow this club, chanting Echte Liebe

*last 3 matches

why are germans so unloyal? those fucking krauts, WWIII when, i want to spit in a krauts face

Thanks straya, enjoy your stay in the Bundes

we are still standing strong with our emu allies tho

the next invasion is only a matter of time, sydney is our rightful clay!

what the absolute fuck

how can one club shoot itself in the foot this much simply because of one man's massive ego

Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp."

what do dortmund fans think of this? the real fans, not those paid to bang the drums and sing for 90 minutes

every year when I think the next season will be somehow exciting because the bundelisga won't be a one team league, dortmund is pulling a off a massive >schalke

Although I'm not a shareholder, I will miss him at Dortmund. :_:
Fuck Watzke desu. This guys ego got to big for the club and if the new coach is going to flop, he's the one who should step down and leave.

Einmal lag der BVB in Rückstand, Trainer Kloppo schrie herum und zog wilde Grimassen. Die Mannschaft reagierte umgehend und gewann doch noch mit 6:1. Kloppo hinterher gewohnt schlagfertig: "Einfach nur geil!"

Eines schönen Trainingstages war Sven Bender etwas faul und lief nicht die geforderten 100 Kilometer pro Trainingsspiel. Kloppo nahm den Jungen zur Seite, schrie: "Hast du 'nen Lattenschuß? Das hier is 'ne Vollgasveranstaltung!" Im nächsten Spiel lief Bender dann 200 Kilometer. Kult-Motivator Kloppo!

Kult-Fußballehrer Kloppo wurde vor einem BVB-Heimspiel mal gefragt, wie er die Atmosphäre im Stadion fände. Kloppo nahm mal wieder kein Blatt vor den Mund: "Einfach geil!" Einfach Kloppo, sagen wir!

Vor einem Spiel gegen Real Madrid wurde Kloppo nach den Qualitäten des Gegners gefragt. Da mußte der Sprüchepapst nicht lange nachdenken: "Real is'n Brett!" Bewundernde Zuhörer allenthalben.

Vor dem Duell mit dem FC Bayern, einem Team mit "brutaler Qualität" (Kloppo), forderte Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp von seiner Mannschaft "brutale Bereitschaft" ein. Das Spiel ging dann 1:1 aus. Kloppo nach der Partie: "Daß Lewa noch den Ausgleich macht, war brutal wichtig!" Top-Analyse à la Kloppo.

Einmal verletzte sich Kevin Großkreutz schwer im Adduktorenbereich. Kloppo mitfühlend: "Das ist brutal für den Kevin." Als Großkreutz wieder gesund war, lief er wieder die gewohnten 150 Kilometer pro Spiel und schoß sogar ein Tor. "Das ist richtig geil", erklärte Wort-Genie Kloppo auf der anschließenden Pressekonferenz den darob begeisterten Journalisten.

>select all mountains
>only picture of hills

>select all hills
>only picture of mountains

I seriously hope Watzke will pay for that mistake.

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Should just hire matze knopp dressed as klopp as coach to please watzke.

Favre won't get the seat.
His current club doesn't want him to leave.

And Watzke wants a little bitch as coach who does everything the way he wants.

Dortmund won't even reach EL ranks next season.

You must feel insulted, mountain man

of course it's a swiss who gets auitistic about geographic elevations.

>sack the best coach the club ever had and won the first title in half a decade
Dortmund doesn't deserve the Taktikgott anyway. Fucking retards, enjoy Weinzierl.

BVB will get Funkel

can't wait until RBL replaces this incompetent shit club as Germany's #2.

Who are Dortmund gonna get? English media has been loving Tuchel for last 2 years saying he's gonna take over from Wenger

>muh menschliche Probleme
looks like someone forgot what being midtable trash feels like, they'll find out soon enough though.

>Der BVB legt großen Wert auf die Feststellung, dass es sich bei der Ursache der Trennung keinesfalls um eine Meinungsverschiedenheit zwischen zwei Personen handelt. Das Wohl des Vereins Borussia Dortmund, den viel mehr als nur der sportliche Erfolg ausmacht, wird grundsätzlich immer wichtiger sein als Einzelpersonen und mögliche Differenzen zwischen diesen.

What do they mean with "Wohl des Vereins?"

Wohl des Vereins = Klopp-shitters like Sahin and Schmelzer keep playing in the CL because muh Echte Liebe Vollgas la.

All the big/old players minus Auba hate Tuchel.

>"Borussia Dortmund steht für Intensität, Echtheit, Bindungskraft und Ambition. Alles bei uns ist von einer intensiven Wirkung gekennzeichnet. Unser Stadion ist das Epizentrum, hier entlädt sich die geballte Energie, die dem BVB innewohnt. In den Herzen unserer Fans haben wir einen festen Platz, ihre bedingungslose Treue trägt uns seit über 100 Jahren durch gute und schlechte Zeiten. Wir haben den unbedingten Willen, ihnen etwas zurückzugeben. Durch sportliche Erfolge und durch das Versprechen, dass wir so bleiben, wie wir immer waren: geradlinig, offen, kämpferisch und fest im Dortmunder Boden geerdet."

Honigstein: "Leverkusen. 100 per cent."

pls let this happen

Does Watzke really think that all these young talents are joining the club because of MUH atmosphere and not just because they want to develop under tuckel?

>keinesfalls um eine Meinungsverschiedenheit zwischen zwei Personen handelt.
>implying

so basically bench players

mkhitaryan's wish to extend his contract only under the condition that tuchel stays the coach makes suddenly sense now

Sky Sports News HQVerified account @SkySportsNewsHQ 1m1 minutes ago

BREAKING: @BVB accept €40m bid from @FCBayern for midfielder Julian Weigl

>buyernwinslol

Kalle pls

I wouldn't be suprised anymore if this happens during the next 3 years.

The Tuchel vs Watzke shit started with the attack on the BVB bus

>Tuchel says they didn't want to play and were all shocked
>Watzke said there was no problem and that the team is ready
>Tuchel got mad over that backstab
>Later Watzke went like ''Why are Sahin and Schmelzer not playing every game!!!''
>Tuchel be like ''Because they are shit''

So is this actually /bundes/?

RB Leipzig are on the verge of signing Galatasaray's Bruma for €18m.

Zorniger and Brondby are On a shopping trip to Leipzig's surplus store, where they are eyeing up Bellot and Quaschner

>RB Leipzig

is there anything more disgusting than advert clubs

disgrace to the beautiful game

if they replace Tuchel with some bundes shitter like Stöger Dembele will be gone before Watzke can say "Schmelzer"

So Dortmund are real but without the success

He's like their Perez

>sell team best CB, best CM and best AM
>buy bunch of young talents + fat guy
>why we are below bayern? WTF sack this hack!

Red Bull aren't robbing you of the ability to go see and support your local club every weekend.

I could see them go for something in between. A "name", but not in the super elite tier.
Someone like Frank de Boer who will finish fifth and then get sacked.

Didn't it start last season when Watzke told Tuchel that not all 3 players (Hummels, Gundogan and Mkhitaryan) wouldn't leave the club?

What about the Rani Khedira to Brondbyernes Idrætsforening rumour?

What are you talking about. The whole city wanted to have a BuLi club so it's just fair that they got their very own Rasenballsport club. *sips on his RED BULL™" can* aahhh yes

It all started with the beef between Tuchel and their chef scout Mislintat. Tuchel and Dortmund going separate ways is the only logical consequence of a alienation between him and the club that started almost at the beginning of his tenure. Both sides are equally responsible for this escalation so calm down everybody and carry on.

nah it's purely because of muh feelings. Tuchel has no mercy with shit players and bullies them every training.

pls DELET

Gone quiet

>Taschentuchel gets fired
>Watzke is now satan in the german media
>Dortmund will lose their relevancy in the upcoming years because muh """"Echte Liebe""""

And all this on my birthday,what a time to be alive

happy birthday user

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

is there even a single affordable coach on the market who could attract young players?

>spending his birthday on a mongolian pet advice forum

So who will replace him?

Julian Nagelsmann?

Nagelsmann already rejected a Dortmund offer,he'll be coming to Bayern after Ancelotti.

Favre will replace Tuchel.

Favre. 100%.

But why?

He already declined but is available next year. Buyern have an eye on him too and there is a high chance that he's going to be Ancelotti sucessor.
According to media reports, Favre is the most likely.

This is what a good coach should do, no?

probably because the old ones are missing jürgen "kult-kloppo" klopp

Happy birthday Hans

kind of

Watzke actually fired Tuchel because he couldnt stand his awful hairline

Bitch should have gotten some transplants like Klopp

tuchel is always in a hurry

couldn't even invest 2 minutes per day

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>firing the manager with the highest point average in the history of your club and the one who wins you your first trophy in five years

really makes one ponder

He did a great job winning the dfb pokal. Why would the boards fire him?

Dude, when will you faggots finally understand that his firing had other reasons than sporting success?

the impotant players don't get along with him
the board doesn't get along with him
the chief scout doesn't get along with him
basically everyone in the club except the new guys doesn't get along with him

Because Watze won't hold onto anyone with a bigger ego than himself. What he needs is a bitch who sucks his cock

>Old meme "echte liebe" players who are well over their prime don't like him
>New promising players, who get more time on the field and develop well like him
>Better fire him and all ambitions for the next 3 years

As if Klopp was known for his little ego you stupid fucker.

Next coacn of Dortmund. You heard it first here

Yeah blame Watzke and completely ignore players like Sahin, Schmelzer or Reus basically openly starting a mutiny against Tuchel

Well that's the question. Dembele and Weigl might like Tuchel but how long are they gonna stay? Meanwhile Reus, Sokratis etc have been in the club for a while and are more likely to stay. You can't just tell them "I don't give a fuck if you have a problem, we have better players anyway", then look like an idiot when the new guys leave two years later and you managed to get rid of the old guys too. It's a risk.

Hopefully favre will soon take over. He managed mochengladbach quite well. I think he and young prospects such as mor, weigl, passlack and pulisic can get long easily

Good for both

Tuchel is too good for Leverkusen and the loser mentality that is so deeply engrained in the club is gonna kill him. He should go abroad.

but you also look like an idiot if you base your decision on a group of players who mostly don't play

It wasn't based just on the players though, the players not supporting him was just the final straw. He is hated by the whole club apparently, not just by Watzke. Like he refuses to talk to or even be in the same room with their chief scout who discovered 90% of their good players. If I had to choose between that guy and a guy who signs Schürrle for 30 million every season I would have my doubts too.

he implied muslims might be responsible for the bombing during their CL game

>firing the person in charge of delivering sporting success for reasons unrelated to sporting success

I present you the new trainer of BVB

I'll miss him. He was a great coach. Also Schürrlel on suicide watch.

What the hell, I thought this guy was doing better than Klopp? Who's linked to be the new manager?

>who discovered 90% of their good players

Then again you could ask yourself if these players really didn't just signed for the club because they wanted to play under Tuchel. Whatever the media says Mislintat deffo didn't discover Dembele for example. I'm pretty sure Dembele was on every big club's radar and he could've earned way more money if he went to England. Mor even admitted that Tuchel was one reason he wanted to join Dortmund.

>He is hated by the whole club apparently
For a club that uses the slogan "echte liebe" it's kind of impressive that they didn't look out for a mediator.

And no, I didn't understood the schürrle deal either.