Drunk OP AMA/tell me to do things

drunk OP AMA/tell me to do things.

Wont show my dick but i will self harm.

Love you Sup Forums
im lonely.

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youtube.com/watch?v=YTabOmqIkLU
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show us your ballsack

Drink a cup of water so you won't feel so bad tomorrow.

spread dem pussy lips

ill drink a cup of water after im done drinking bruh.

FUCK YOU. ill show my balls, no dick tho- im a man of my word

>guys, i found... a bugged online store

Cut deep into your elbow

HOLY SHIT I JUST BOUGHT 400 IM RICH

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i dont cut faggot i burn like any real self loathing individual

Also bruh- im still drinking a glass of SAKE so i WILL drink water afterwars, thanks for carting about my aftermath dude

nice ballsack, thanks for keeping your word

Take the first food item you see from inside the fridge, take the nearest household cleaning product. Combine. Ingest. Post results.

SAGE OP IS THE BIGGEST FAGGOT ON PLANET EARTH HOLY MOLY

hey arent you basement op? drunkfag chckcing in

im absolutely basement OP
youtube.com/watch?v=hV9txwC37A0
>my youtube when i still lived there.

HOpe your drunken night is going better than mine dawg. I care about you and the fact you know im basement op makes me happy- thanks bro.

IM absolutely a hyuge faggot in Sup Forums terms.
I lvoe you just the same tho my dude.

Burn yourself a heart shape on your chest

How do with no paper clips?

alli got is a lighter

ill burn the fuck out of my arm because im hella depressed at the moment. if it will make you happy- ill do whatever.. im tired of making people upset.

dont make meface this night alone Sup Forums

ill buy you humble bundels. whatever man.. i just dont wanna be alone..

Lol ill gladly take one, also dont burn yourself is bad for you

Well threads dead..
Love you guys.
Have a great day tomorrow.


i do things because their bad for me-- i dotn wanna be alive but i dont wanna leave my baggage on people i knwo. Drop your steam i got you holmes.

steamcommunity.com/id/AllHailTheLord
Here u go fam

Bump- prolly my last one unless i get attention.

I love you Sup Forums youve been the only older sibling ive ever had

steamcommunity.com/id/realbri4n/
add me you nig

What are you drinking? Looks tasty

JAM ONE OF THOSE BEER CANS IN YOUR ASS

That was awhile ago- what i drank tonight is 151 bicardi rum- and some sake-

Im feeling pretty good atm- just very alone.

>me and my sake

OP delivered ill post screens shortly

I got my last cup of sake bro's

I lvoe you all-- im just scared to spend the night alone.

Bump--- wanna see if the dude i gave games too posts.

Im trying to figure out how not to exceed photo size lol, im sorry!

wow hey im fucking depressed rn how are you

Right now im drunk as fuck and not crying because i already know im a piece of shit.

I miss my friends- i miss feeling importnat.

I know im a loser, and tis whatever-- ill kill myself eventually.

K heres the only one i could get to appropiate size, thanks op! Missing 2 others not shown.

can you lend me some money?

I have $6 in my bank account dawg- im a charity case- i just pay my rent and thats about it.. sorry man- if i had 100k id give you atleast 10k of it.. im sorry you dnt have the cash to do what you want.

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i fight with my girlfriend all the time and feel like a maniac. i just want to be chill like i am when im alone but i dont want to be lonely :(

thank you, sorry for bother

Whats the reason for all the fighting?

nothing specific i dont know. im getting over the worst shit thats ever happened in my life rn and it feels like everytime something small sets me off i just blow up and them im really upset at the fact that i did blow up so its this circle of self loathing

I do the same homie.
It hard to be chil when tyou have trust issues.

i legitemetly dont think anyone could love me- so i get on my gf all the time-- its a me problem that i cant help..

Nah man- im sorry im not more wealthy to give you case- i hope your happy dude.. sorry.

Aw man that sucks, idk what to say but i hope you can find some inner peace soon

Time stamp just to show im here.

Take some nudes. Fully naked. Dick soft or erect. Mm

Havent you seen THats the most ill ever do

I saw. Just thought I'd push my luck. I wanna see MORE of that sexy body. Not less.

COME ON SHOWWW DICK

None of this body is sexy man- im a chubby self loathing idiot.

You got yourself a fan

Aye buddy i dont want fans-i want piers that are my friends.

Im thinking of things in my appt that can suppor tmy weight fr my belt- im scared of myself.

Say what you want. You're cute. And have nice balls. So Show penis :)

OP is currently listening to this youtube.com/watch?v=AjKbw1Cqpt0

I love you Sup Forums i sont have anyone else to go to-- im just in a bad place.

Thats not a good thought :/ i think its always sad losing people, tho ik depression is a bitch i also have to deal with it.

youtu.be/CAL4WMpBNs0
If you ever feel lonely think of Monika, just Monika

ive told everyone in my life that im suicidal- no one cares homie-- atleast they wont be asking why at my funeral

Buy me rust
steamcommunity.com/id/tomcruissucks

tell me what this is ? youtube.com/watch?v=YTabOmqIkLU

Im sorry about that fam, theres so little i can do but i wish that you find a path other than suicide, theres always light by the end of the tunnel.

I feel you dude-- and i wish i felt any ohter way but i just dont-- on a faily i think about what can support my weight for hanging.. i love you Sup Forumsro

Things are bad for me but can be great for you

Nah i didnt even say id buy steam games bro- read the thread

>tell me to do anything.
Okay buy me a humble bundle.

Love u too Sup Forumsro i wish you well, imma go to bed.
Gn bro hit me up on steam whenever u wanna talk!

Can you show off where else you self harm as well as what you do to self harm?

Its pretty much just my arm and my burning.

Does it feel good when you do that?

It feels like i can feel the hurt that i feel on a daily emotianally but phsyically -- in short no it doesnt feel good, but it feels like im doing something which is better than siting aone doing nothing.

do me a favour and tell me why you liked ferris bueller's day off enough to get a poster.

then destroy the poster and show results.
you can destroy it how ever you like.
you could rip it, burn it, pour acid on it. anything

what do u think of my self harm OP?

whybeafagot4?

Kek you're gonna regret this so much if you remember it
I got so drunk I posted nudes on Sup Forums once. Wasn't a good feel when I woke up

i think its a pussy way to do it- sharp razors dont hurt- you cut for attention. i burn becausei hate myself.

Its not nudes- i dont give a shit dawg. if people see me almost nude whateve- im a garbage person- whats the worse that could happen

cut your eyelashes off buddy :)

dude, destroy the poster.
if you want ill buy you another one after

amazon.co.uk/Buellers-Leisure-Matthew-Broderick-Poster/dp/B001PBQDPE/ref=sr_1_sc_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1520587884&sr=8-4-spell&keywords=ferris beullers day off posters

its really not much

Huh. Is it because it is easy to get to? And why burning?

I don't personally self harm but kinda intrigued with the ways people do it.

well aren't you a tough guy? you have a few burn marks OMG!!!! maybe you should grow a pair and get over your pathetic depression, fat ass

I see man thanks for answering.

Well no offense but I have a somewhat attractive twinkish body so I know there was probably at least a dozen guys jerking it to the pics i uploaded. Made me feel dirty and cheap especially with a nasty hangover. Quickly got over it tho

Show us proof

ill destroy it- but you dont know my adress or my name- you couldnt buy me another..

Ferris is my idol-- its one mans struggle to take it easy.. thats my life.

I just wanna take it easy- just dont lie to me bro.

Tough? if anything im weak but i wont hide it.

Aye man whatever- if dudes wanna beat it to my ugly body- go right ahead/

i could transfer the money through paypal.
or bitcoin.
or if you're feelin risky bank accounts

i dont understand what this is referring to- ill lose my dignity for money- im poor as fuck and barely keeping ym own apartment

looks like a hasselback potato

im not asking you to do this for any reason at all.
if anything im just like you, just a bit loaded rn.

i just thought of it because i saw you posting before and the poster caught my eye

I'd hate myself too if I looked like you and had a lip piercing

Aye well my paypal is
[email protected]

You dont gotta give me anything-- i just love you guys and dont wanna be alone- i dont care that im poor- i care that im alone-- though my appt is a bitch to maintain lol

Hardy har har- yes i look like a chode- therefore hate me- im a garbage person.

Fuck off mang- idc if i look like a troll.

Money or not im taking ym last shot for you- love you man- i hope you do good at life.

No it's not that you look like a troll it just doesn't suit you is all :)personally I'll think you'll look better without it

Shotglass in pooper

heres me without them Sup Forumsrother.

i dont have shotglasses- i take shots from a full cup

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Deltron?

Yea mate you looks loads better I haven't read anything else in the thread but get some anti depressants or get help even if it doesn't work right now at least you're taking the right steps

Yeah boi

give me free shit

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Drink some water and get a good nights sleep

Someone beat you to it my dude- i literally got $6 in my bank accoutn nowim poor as fuck and gotta pay my rent dude

Oh, thne drink some water and get a good nights sleep

illl drink water before i sleep man- thanks for caring about my day tomorrow.
i dont plan on sleeping for a while due to depressing thoughts.

Your a good person thoyou too

Marx believed in a strong work ethic tho

These pol memes are retarded