/nzg/ - New Zealand General

/nzg/ - New Zealand General.

Hey guys don't worry about that chink satellite, rocketlabs will shoot it down.

If that fails we call Vlad.

hi people of nz, my friend went to hospital for mental issues, and he said hes gonna be there for a while, how long can they legally keep him? i need him back in 2 weeks, send help ty

Yes, we're is still better.

Your standard Auckland Millionaire checking in

Mate, everyone in Auckland is a millionaire (unless you're a piece of shit renter)

bump

Hey guys, if you are a deer I recommend don't go into the bush tomorrow.

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Chch

Does anyone know a chick called Katelyn from palmy? Apparently there was a vid of her getting doubleteamed when she was drunk a while ago

hot. let me know if you need me to breed her

>tfw waiting for war with china

Welly reporting

bumpin for the palmy double team

daily reminder to remind ppl daily that this happened

Wait. You Kiwis are the ones without the other star? Or is that the Ozzies?

About a month I reckon.

Apparently it happened about a year ago. A couple of guys got her drunk, spit-roasted her and filmed it. And it got shared around online. Even her mum saw it

I went to NZ for a few days holiday back in new years.

How hard is it to root maori chicks ?

>ITT we post things that literally never happened

fucken saved

If you're their uncle. It's expected.

my uncle used to molest me as a kid. still fap to those memories to this day

Lol. My maori aunt used to molest me when I was 4. Plus I am white. She was a fucking fat gross stinking pig so no I don't fap to those memories. I only hope she suffers a long slow painful death. Forgiveness is for faggots.

Seriously it did. The video went around palmy boys high.

I just wanted to say I'm home already. I'm drunk. Bailed on my friends. Lying on the couch under my big quilt drinking rum eating chips listening to the radio.
It's comfy af anons. Hope you're all having as good a time as I am