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pickle rick edition

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WUBA

Stupid reddit cunts

If dubs I get a british passport

Reminder Yank soho is contrived and imitative

Face of a wage slave

*votes sinn fein*

ignore the Yank gaylord

I'm learning to drive and I'm older than the driving instructor. Bit embarrassing if I'm being honest pals

el tunisiANO

babestation

daytime

fuck off threadsplitting newcunt

soHO

barbiturate overdose

BOOM

dont forget to sub to r/atheism morty

bit late now lad

switch to an older teacher. don't be mark corrigan

pathetic

don't want a job
I'll just spend all my money on drugs and prostitutes

imagine pretending to be into history then going to uni only to drop out to go and stack shelves in tesco

can not read the word "barbiturate" without thinking of that stuff barbers put their tools in to disinfect them

Soho!

never had a job
can't drive
have no friends
kissless handholdless virgin

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anime

are you ugly lad?

difficult to get

OOOH LA
SHE WAS SUCH A GOOD GIRL TO ME

That's barbicide, lad.

Really need to commit barbicide myself actually

all me

She dropped out of the first year history course at some noname uni as well because it was 'too hard'. Would love to see her do some actual work

Woes has finally snapped lads

@76220209
fascinating
*sips pint and points behind you*
Hang on mate I think that's Davie
*walks away and mutters 'wanker' under my breath*

TURN ON FOX NEWS RIGHT NOW

TURN ON FOX NEWS RIGHT NOW

TURN ON FOX NEWS RIGHT NOW

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same

how old are you

Need a new facebook cover photo, any ideas

Simply bought of any dark net market. If you're at all invested in offing yourself an extra 30 minutes of work to get bitcoins and make a purchase is worth it for barbiturates.

24

"no"

not even lifting it

bit of a problem there lad

18

Good use of a classic gimmick, Canada.

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looking for my own golden brown

this

now I don't know who to trust

Text "Legend" and an arrow pointing at your profile picture

break it down for me. how do i do this shit

kek, doesn't fit the dimensions though

*scuttles through the thread*

Who do I text it to?

>alarm set for 10 hours and 34 minutes from now

naomi watts is still a babe with great feet
i reckon ol' liev has a foot fetish

*posts*

*goes on indeed*
*types in "Manchester*
*sets distance to 15 miles*

ah yes, the so-called "evening"

having a cup of tea to try and cool down... no I'm not crazy - just British! lol!

*pfffft*

AW! 'SCUSE ME LADS, AW! HAHA AW, THAT STINKS, SORRY LADS HAHA AW THAT'S A BAD ONE HAHA

HE CAN SMELL IT! LOOK AT HIM! CAN YOU SMELL IT? HAHAHA AW! EGGY!

why are you going to bed at half 8 lol

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Cant go wrong

is google broken? let me check

hmm no it isn't

hmm

weird how there is an area in London with such an uncharacteristically english name as Kilburn

sounds like it belongs here or in the scottish highlands

*inhales deeply*

bedtime in 2 hours

work in the morning

>constantly watch videos of hot girls calling me a worthless pathetic loser to make my willy do humiliated cummies

Hanging and jumping off very high things have massive success rates. I don't think people should kill themselves but I don't think it's a difficult thing to do

deep

love black people
hate niggers
simple ass

fuark, neck routine Brendan?

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go down there and meet the boss in person. then squat in the reception until they hire you

post more sex tit amein

woah...

unstoppable mind expansion

is there a site like wikifeet but for armpits?

too shy to do that

youtube.com/watch?v=t7rkk2d4EBs

banger

Bums and tums

this is beautiful

Hanging is a bad idea because you can mess up in many ways (wrong type of rope, wrong type of knot, wrong posture, wrong type of fixture, ...), but jumping off a very tall structure headfirst is pretty much foolproof, so I agree.

Everyone who jumps and survives says they immediately and very strongly regret jumping. Makes sense really.

you tried wikiarmpit lad?

my peon pineal gland was not designed for such enlightenment

body of a female runtoid

didnt she say she was a virgin

How is Kilburn not an english name

plenty of places are named -burn here
pretty sure there's a Kilburn here in Yorkshire at that

not like the successful ones will be regretting it for long

timothy james byrne

fake, this is shopped

lad...

sucking a nigger

Hanging seems pretty easy, people hang themselves by accident

considering she used to tweet about how much she liked it when her bf spunked on her face, i doubt it

tried to hang myself with a tow rope the other day but it didn't work because it wasn't proper hanging rope

are you mental?

ah yes, sunday, the day most people have off

why don't we force all the shops to be closed too? wouldn't that be a brilliant idea?

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