There's police searching around my neighborhood for some one,wat do?

There's police searching around my neighborhood for some one,wat do?

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bring your katana out and help search, the police might even make you vice deputy desu

Offer them head to relieve stress

Gotta unzip it first

(Side note:I was on my porch shooting dogs with my pellet gun for eating my dogs food and they drove by asking me if I saw someone)

Run outside with a gun and start firing in the air

Preemptively attack them with whatever deadly weapon you can find. Quickly now, rush them.

Im nogunz at the moment,just have a pretty powerfull 22 pellet gun right now

if dubs, walk out with your hands above your head yelling "i killed them all, please dont shoot me!"

Tbh it was probably a speeder,and moved on to the street behind my house,fug

if white: walk up to them a/la peter griffin and constantly ask them what they are doin

if black: stay in your single room apartment and try not to get shot

What if spic?

kill half the people in your apartment, then attempt to have sex with the remaining two dozen people in your apartment

Aha!but i live in a house by myself!

so you killed the homeowner, no big deal the banks would have done that anyway

Fucking Christ. God dammit user.....

Yes,and true

I'm that guy, man

Time stamp plox

>playing 5 card hands
Gangsta

I'm not a cop.i'm the guy who collects photos of cock in uniform.

pip pip and doodley doo

Oh,good occupation

I think it's a fun hobby.

>I tried joining uniformed services myself, but i'm too broken mentally

Do you want a bipod for that kife

Stay inside and don't interfere. Pretty easy fuckhole

Is that a fake penis?

Do this:
youtu.be/dtER80sOjX4

Ergo: you are not a spic

No.

> Mulligan to 5
> Keep no land hand
> Go off on turn 2 after topdecking a Swamp to play a Dark Ritual to pay for Ad Nauseum with no responses
> Rip entire deck of 0 cost bullshit and a few 0-cost mana rocks
> Play entire deck on turn 2, no responses
> Cast Grapeshot for 55 ftw

...

>look out for him
>bring him to your place so he can keep cover from the police
>tell him that the price to pay is for you to copulate his anus or else you sell him to the feds

Don't be black.

Can you send taze your own dick for us?

Kek