Star Trek Thread - Saturday edition

>Its a Quark becomes a transexual episode

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>opens thread excited to talk about trek
>notices ds9 character in the OP

DROPPED

Feel free to talk about TOS all you want, I have watched it too.

And now I'm watching DS9 and is great too

Is it just me or is Enterprise peak Trek?

I doubt it for the little I seen, yet I haven't watched it.

As unpopular an opinion as it is, it sparks my curiosity.

Anyway, gotta finish DS9 (s6) and Voyager (s2) first, so far my top trek is between TNG and DS9, TNG has better individual stories IMO but the continuity in DS9 (specially the Dominion Wars) are too fucking good, can't make up my mind.

Below are TOS and Voyager, I liked TOS a lot, but I feel TNG and DS9 wipes the floor with it, but I'm so glad I watched it, its beautiful to understand all the references to the old series.

Will Bashir senpai ever notice me?

Man i was just feeling super bummed out then i remembered that i started s1 of TNG and i need to finish it.

It's like the only good thing left on netflix.

In the beginning they made it seem like Tom Paris was going to have a leading role on the show, but by the end he was basically an extra.

What's the story behind that?

WHERE IS HIS PENIS?

He taped it back

Voyager was a poorly made show where they had no idea what the fuck they were doing.

humanity has evolved beyond the need for a penis.

It starts slow but gets better and better, trust me, you'll have a blast.

I wish I could forget it to watch again for the first time.

hmmm... can't say I would

can't say I wouldn't like to feel up those titties either

it retracts when its chilly, probably like a button he just taped down

Daily reminder that he did NOTHING wrong.

Thanks Gene.

>Is it just me
Yes, but it ain't me.

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

Look at those Ferenghi on Sup Forums -- they force their transsexuals to wear clothing!

Our foetuses are incubated in fibrous husks, which the parents inseminate.


Reminder: Their porn isn't each others' naked bodies, but pictures of the fibrous husks.


That's right, coconuts get them hot.

they realized that robert picardo was the only thing the show had going for it

dukat would have exterminated that

why didnt riker answer in detail?
what was he trying to hide.

unused for awhile. head is getting really senstive

yup, also most of the characters has the personality of an empty tupe of toothpaste

Just finished DS9 today.
It was terrible but in a good way.

TIGHT

For Kardashia. ;_;7

what was the point of this episode even.

Riker fights to save her from getting Mike Pence'd but it doesn't work then he just leaves and you can assume it got the gender shocked out of them. There wasn't really any resolution

>It's like the only good thing left on netflix.
Don't they have DS9 too?

It was supposed to make you feel bad and think getting Mike "AC/DC LGBT" Pence'd was a bad thing, as if aberrations should be tolerated just because they can cry and fall in love with other deviants or whatever her stupid speech meant.

How does the universal translator account for peoples lip movements? If they are speaking another language it seems as though their mouth is making the movements it would need to pronounce words in English, not the language they are actually speaking.

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>Finale acts like Weyoun is killed for good
>Even though they'll make another one as soon as they get back to the Gamma Quadrant
Jeffrey Combs can never be killed off.

It doesn't, the show isn't an accurate reproduction of events.

In The Undiscovered Country, you see Chang speaking Klingonese, then it gets translated to English by a Klingon but the lip movements synch up, it's just style.

They said it was his "last clone". For some reason Dominion cloning sucks and cloning something damages the sample somehow in a way that only lets you do it 9 times. It makes no sense to me either.

but this does not please my autism

i need a plausible meme in universe meme answer

>overthinking science fiction

What? No, he was the "last clone" because Damar blew up their cloning facility. The Female Changling even makes a comment about how if it wasn't for that she'd execute him and make another one. But again, they had cloning facilities in the Gamma Quadrant so could have just popped out another once they got back.

Also the last one was Weyoun 8, not 9.

The Weyouns all seem to share memories, I think they were supposed to be cloned from their previous version which would mean they'd suffer the genetic drift problem from the O'Brien family reunion TNG episode

>Jefferey Combs will never get a leading role in a trek series, being part of the main crew

If that's true then it makes Damar tearing through Weyouns like a pack of potato chips even funnier

"Woops! Another one died in an elevator! Gosh, how does this keep happening?"

The fanfic I wrote based on this episode is I think my best work ever.

link?

Daily reminder that Enterprise is the best Star Trek.

take it back right now

What is the "new" Star Trek? Surely there must be a modern show like it, every other good/nostalgic idea gets ripped off dozens of times.

STD is L I T E R A L L Y the new Star Trek.

IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD…

Never
GETTING FROM THERE TO HERE.

>STD
Star Trek (Star)Destroyer

Comptuer, create 50 naked cock hungry Major Kiras

He was mean to Ezri for nothing that one time.

that's what he really thinks of the character he's just is good at hiding it.

You're right, he should have shit on her every episode. Ok, so aside from not shitting on Ezri enough, he did nothing wrong.

>try to get laid by a computer program
>captain walks in
Did anybody else find this shit awkward? Picard didn't get the hint at all. I thought he was gonna tell Riker off but instead he just hung out with them.

>implying Riker wasn't open to a devil's threesome
You know nothing of Riker

Better than Picard walking in on Riker hitting on holographic Picard I guess.

how big exactly is the promenade?

are there any extras where they just show the entire thing or give a tour of it?

>it's an every crewman is incapacitated except for 1-3 who have to figure out what's going on and save everyone episode

While I can't give you the actual size, it is a perfect, or relatively perfect circle, so you can get a vague idea as to the size of it based on any picture that shows the curvature, like the one you posted.

I always loved how big the promenade set is. Like afaik it's all one large room instead of being split into smaller chunks.

Star Trek threads are supposed to be about advanced ideas, not how big promenades are in a space mall

I think some internet nerds measured that curvature and figured out that it's wrong, if I recall correctly.

is that you shatner? shouldn't you be yelling at SJWs on twitter?

Wouldn't surprise me one bit.

so it's several sets that don't actually fit together correctly?

>teleporters are shown capable of cloning, storing complete consciousnesses as data, merging two beings into one, split one being into two (good and evil), reversing the aging process, send people back in time, and countless other phenomena unrelated to just moving someone from A to B
>there aren't a gazillion scientists trying to figure out how to replicate these feats, they just consider them "oopsies"

He's actually yelling at both sides.

More specifically, he's yelling at everyone who expected him to vote in an American election even though he's Canadian.

"The Promenade was the largest permanent set ever constructed for Star Trek. One third of the Promenade's supposed total length was built for filming on Paramount's Stage 17, and this one set occupied the entire sound stage for all seven years of Deep Space Nine's run. The set was three stories high and stretched in a 120º arc from the Replimat at one end around Quark's to the school room/Garak's shop at the other, and also included the sets for the security office and the infirmary. "

So apparently there are 3 different floors, the way you see it on the show you'd think it was just a giant circle. Interesting

>ever constructed for television

you mean

>find parts of an android
>assemble it
>allow it access to the ship's computers
>don't make any attempt to supervise it
>it summons a giant space snowflake to eat the entire crew

>we can never go back to the Las Vegas Promenade and the Las Vegas Quark's Bar & Grill

wow I didn't realized that closed

scratch that off my bucket list, i guess..

>had opportunity to visit STE when in Vegas for one of the early defcons
>illegally gambled, went to strip clubs and got blackout drunk instead
My regret level fluctuates

don't worry the king of jordan is building a star trek theme park

Is it all right for me to like enterprise, except for s3?

Has anybody here been? Was it any good?

>voluntarily setting foot in Jordan
hm

I'm already learning Arabic in preparation.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadiq_al-Mahdi

>Alexander siddigs uncle was the prime minister of sudan
>ousted by some dude called omar al-bashir
POETRY

>Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi

Why didn't he just use his real name on the show?

wasn't he related to the mahdi?

>in the DS9 relaunch novels, Bashir is promoted to commodore after becoming "The Hero of El Fadil"
I hope someone got fired for that.

raen?

why doesnt he just list the entire alphabet instead of having a name?

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>formerly Ladyzunga Cyborg
wife material

>teacher

IT"S BEEN A LONG TIME

cyborg, gimmie dat gimmie dat cyborg

>its a "deanna gets cucked by some ambassador she wants to fugg and starts taking it out on the crew" episode.

>kids learn their teacher's name
>learn their abcs in the process
genius

She should have transposed two letters just to fuck with the database.

Or like getting a license plate that says IllIIlIl so it can't be reported accurately.

>it's a deanna gets mindraped episode
>it's a deanna gets bodily raped episode
>it's a both episode

Is it? Wouldn't that have taken up, you know, an enormous amount of space?

You are not permitted to get an ambiguous license plate in any state in the USA.

I found this on Memory Alpha. Dunno if it's accurate or not.