My wife has a hu-cow/cowgirl fetish. AMA

My wife has a hu-cow/cowgirl fetish. AMA.

Do you, cow roleplay?

Abso-fucking-lutely. I didn't know I had this fetish to my wife mentioned it.

>I've been a very bad cow
pics please, OP. I gotta see this

does she moo instead of moaning?

I'll not share pics of my wife, sorry friend.

She does both. She'll moan like normal, and I'll tell her to say "moo" she says the word, not actually tries to make the noise.

Show us her udders

I bet learning this information was an udder suprise.

>no pics
Fair enough. I've never heard of this fetish, but pic related is mfw she tries to make the noise

She just says the word "moo", doesn't actually try to make the noise like a cow. It revolves around a lot of boob play, so that is a plus for me. She lactates a little, so it's pretty hot.

which lawyer are you using for the divorce?

Hmmokay. How did she discover that being a cow turned her on?

your wife is fat as fuck.

Not op but I was a Virgon too at one time fam

post pics of your wife and censor her face you dipshit what a lame thread

das nasty

same here till i lost it when i was 16

Lol good one

She started lactating out of the blue, not even pregnant, went to the doctor about it, they don't know what's up. I told her I was into that, she brought up her fetish for cowgirls.

Lol. She's 5'6' and weighs like 130lbs. Has a nice round butt though.

It took a little getting used to, but afterwards it was hot. It's a domination/pet play thing I guess.

Also, she likes the being dominated side of it, and thinks the outfits are cute. And she's kinky.

Bet you did you dollar General dweller

i bet i did too

Are you larping? I don't believe...

what in the fuck

>bad cow

Now I have the real question we all been wanting to ask.

What exactly makes her a bad cow, and how does it differ from being a good cow?
Is it possible to be a neutral cow?
Do cows have dreams and aspiration?
God damnit OP, answer the real questions!

Lawful Evil Cow

Nope. Why would you think that?

Asking the real questions. Good cows wait to be pleasured, produce a lot of milk, and are docile. And have big toddies.

Bad cows are the opposite.

Neutral cows aren't a thing.

>Neutral cows aren't a thing.
What if she produces a moderate amount of milk and moves around a bit? is she neutral then?

I'll take this into consideration.