Your daughter brings home her jewish boyfriend for the first time

>Your daughter brings home her jewish boyfriend for the first time
How do you react?

i thank god i won't have to pay shit for her anymore

I would respect her decision

I show him our over sized oven.

Put them both in the oven.
Lol

At least he's not black or asian or hispanic or altright.

If he or his family have a lot of money, then why would I care? As long as she doesn’t bring a nigger home I’m fine. Chinks are fine too.

preheat the oven

Mazel tov

I'd be fine with it. We could probably get along.

I"M RICH!!1

Tell her she doesn't need a jewish boyfriend to fuck niggas.

>jewish
>nigger
rated R for retardation

I'd be proud.

I'd make sure their kids wouldn't get circumcised. That's about it.

absolutely shocked to find out that I have a daughter

I would welcome him with the secret jewish handshake

Fucking kek'd

Ask him to set up my retirement fund and double check my tax return.

...

Pork and shrimp po boy night.

kek

I ask him his opinion on Israel.
I have nothing against jews, I hate the israeli jews,.

I have no beef with the jews. My best friend in high school was a jew (a South Carolina old money Jew, no less). He was ironically one of the most racist people I've ever ment. He hated blacks and mexicans with a passion. A cool dude though, great musician and all the girls loved him.

So I'd be alright with my daughter seeing a jew. Now if she brought home a black, she'd have her stuff out in the yard and the locks changed.

Praise G-d.
I'm Jewish so this would be fine. Bevakasha let this happen. Just as long as he isn't Haredi. That would be a bit tough to deal with.

>u should get a black boi honey, black seed is so strong

Take hew new friend for a..shower.

for being a bagel burner?

Actually my wife was the Jew and left the Temple for me. Her parents all but cast her out...

/thread

>How do you react?
Apply for a loan. We're family, Shlomo.

Damn, all joking aside, that is some devotion on her part.

Nein!

Compare circumcisions at the dinner table.

This, idgaf that he's Jewish otherwise but if she let's some doctor or rabbi mutilate my grandson I promise I'll disown her.

Fucking this...a white guy with a job? No complaints here...

I lold

You honestly think Jews are white people?

begin working on a gas chamber