I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side...

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

Are you the same faggot posting this shit every day?

cool pasta.

I used to actually do this my freshmen year of college (big SEC school). I had a horrible diet and would eat fast food at least once a day, but would never go inside to eat. I didn't like setting there alone bored.

I am not even that weird and had a decent amount of friends at that school.

I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.

If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.

There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:

> I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
> I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
>I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with

I sit on my motorbike and enjoy my mcdonalds meal, enjoy your in car dining experience

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There is literally nothing wrong with doing this. So you want to eat in your car and listen to music? Big fucking deal. That is not strange or weird. You are not an autismo if you do this... I mean, you might be an autismo, but not because you're eating food in your comfy car to avoid the shitty seating and loud, smelly atmosphere of a fast food joint.

>Look. at this offers, guys!!

Congrats friend. You just managed to produce a -1/10 bait. Your bait was so shitty you broke the laws of logic. Never on God's Green Earth has a bait so bad been witnessed. Fuck you OP. Fuck your family. Fuck your sister. Fuck your dog. Fuck your job and wife and kids. FUCK THEM. Put them all out of the misery of knowing you by immediately killing yourself. Did I mention to make it painful? Make it VERY painful. That's what you deserve you waste of oxygen.

you would have to pay me in order for me to agree to having a watch sent to my house.

reported scam dont worry

COPYPASTA
and still fucking stupid

>motorbike

homo detekt

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i mean it's pasta, but it's not stupid. I've definitely seen my fair share of autists say retarded shit like that.

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>REEEEEE IM AUTISTIC
hehehe

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stale pasta...boring

I was in mc d today too eating inside FYI and a guy working there cleaning tables was smiling pretty gay at me. Which I really didn't mind. I gave him some interested looks back too. He started checking some barrels killing time waiting for me to eat and then went into the rest room and winked at me. So I figured well might as well check this out and went on after him. I was a onsey bathroom with a lock on the door. He made like he was emptying the barrel when I came in but said it's cool if I want to use the place he don't mind. So I locked the door and undid my pants and pulled my cock out. But I didn't walk over to the toilet I just stood in front of him with it out. He stared a bit and said nice. Then he reached for it and played with it a bit. I got to admit it felt pretty good. But not as good as when he got down and started sucking me. I could have easily got off right then in his mouth but decided to pull him up and make out a little. He was kind of fem. smooth face and mouth. First time I ever made out with a guy. Was not bad. He was grinding against me while we did that and I was getting pretty hot and wanted to cum. I ended up turning him around and bending him over the sink a little. I got his pants down and started grinding cock against his ass. I never stuck it in but shot a mega load all over his ass. He very much enjoyed it too. It was a little akward after that for a few. He had to stay and clean the bathroom, I had to go back to work. He told me when he works next though and I'm feeling like I'll probably go back get to know him more. Any the moral is nothing bad about mc d

fucking beta.

How does my experience at this particular fastfood restaurant correlate with a potential relationship of mine with a woman ?

Besides, I don't adhere to the phenomenon that it should be anyones business but my own if I choose to engage in such activites or not. I just haven't found the right women yet, and I am OK with that.

Seriously, fuck you, you fat piece of shit nerd. You're a 20 year old neckbeard virgin who probably havent seen a naked woman apart from your mom. How many hours do you spend per day jerking off to anime porn and furries? Fucking degenerate piece of shit. Also if you're a fat shit (you are) your tiny dick is probably buried in fat and it won't even be able to reach in if you ever become lucky enough to get a 0/10 fat cow granny.

Oh yeah and since you're fat, you're probably american. Since you're an americuck, your dick is probably jewtilated and that's another problem. I seriously hope nobody unironically thinks that their cut up desensitized jew noodle suffers from "death grip", it's quite fucking obvious that what's wrong is that you don't have any foreskin.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Young Sheldon. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Sheldon's smug outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Bernard Pomerance's work, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Young Sheldon truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Sheldon's supercilious catchphrase "Think Monkey Think," which itself is a cryptic reference to Ovid's Roman fable The Metamorphosis of Ovid, Book VIII. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sheldon Cooper's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them.
And yes by the way, I DO have a "Bazinga!" tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid.