What's the gayest thing you've ever done?

What's the gayest thing you've ever done?

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i almost let a guy lick my dick when i was around 11 but i backed out
i did always fart in his face when i told him i had to fart Lol
he was also around my age tho

Sucked cocks. Many, many cocks.

visited this website

When I did college wrestling about 12 years ago, one of my teammates "oil checked" me during practice and I almost got hard.

Other than that, I don't have any gay experiences. I'm a happily married man with a great wife and two awesome kids.

I wished I was the boy in the picture

he's p cute

>18
>Decide one night Imma be gay
>get grindr, say I am straight in profile
>1000 responses in 10 seconds
>Agree to meet this 30 year old and suck him off in his car
>Go to meet him, we park behind a theater, he whips it out
>Suck him as enthusiastically as I can
>He cums in my face in like 5 mins, I jack off till I cum
>I swallow, he drops me off, i go back home and the next day I fuck my girlfriend like nothing happened

Yeah, I wish I was that cute and had a penis in my mouth

the dream :(

replying
fuck me harder than this

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had unprotected anal sex with a guy at his apartment
i was on top if you were wondering

>Look. at this offers, guys!!

Once when I was really drunk walking home a dude picked me up then held be down and jerked me off till i came

From when I was 14 til 16 I was bullied/blackmailed into sucking dick

Met up with a post op trans from Grindr and let her eat my ass. Felt pretty good though

met up with 5 men from the internet and either traded blowjobs with them or just let them suck my dick. Guys who are into it are far better at it than girls.

Sucked dick while fingering him, rubbing his prostate. He came hard, swallowed it, and made out a little bit afterwards.

greentext your best experience

Im considering showing my body on a camsex site to other men

while using a dildo ofc

one time i posted on Sup Forums
now i am gay married to 17 sailors

It was technically sexual assault but I think about it and get hard a lot smdh

What does that mean

uncle jerry?

Who? Not him

I'm not sure whether that's actually gay as long as there's no real sex

I gave up smoking for a couple months once.

>Wait.

Wut?

As much as they try to dispel the stereotype, most homos are predators that want to fuck straight guys.
When I was doing gay for pay I wasn't getting clients until I changed my ad to straight.
Paid the bills though.

>gayest thing you've ever done
Sucked dick, fucked a dude's ass, had a dude fuck my ass. Take your pick. Oh, maybe THE gayest was when my older brother and I gave each other blowjobs. (Is that considered incest?)

Its not gay until you have feelings for a man.
I'm bi but my interest in men is purely for sex, almost fetish. Can't ever think of a bloke as anything but milf (mate I'd like to fuck)

>incest
Incestuous trips checked

>convinced my best friend to give me oral and gave back at age 12,
>spent a lot of time grinding against each other and kissing after that
>7 years later became into trapping
>spent like 6 hours a day and like 2 grand on clothes, lingerie and sex toys
>taught myself to apply a condom with my mouth via deepthroat,
>recorded multiple videos of me fucking myself with a 12 inch dildo throughout university. completely destroyed all physical evidence after my mentally unstable housemate saw me because i was terrified that she would tell people and I knew i could pass it off as her being mental if there was no evidence. Incidentally, around the time i was hiding all that shit i met back up with my old best friend who i had drifted apart from and after a few drinks he told me that he'd gotten into the habit of dressing up like a slut and going clubbing, but because I was on lockdown I didn't let myself share my own habits.

Used to jerk off with a friend in highschool every couple of weeks. We started watching porn together then changed to pics of girls we knew and wanted. Ended up giving each other handjobs while talk acting like those girls were there degrading us/calling us faggots etc

I was in mc d today eating inside FYI and a guy working there cleaning tables was smiling pretty gay at me. Which I really didn't mind. I gave him some interested looks back too. He started checking some barrels killing time waiting for me to eat and then went into the rest room and winked at me. So I figured well might as well check this out and went on after him. I was a onsey bathroom with a lock on the door. He made like he was emptying the barrel when I came in but said it's cool if I want to use the place he don't mind. So I locked the door and undid my pants and pulled my cock out. But I didn't walk over to the toilet I just stood in front of him with it out. He stared a bit and said nice. Then he reached for it and played with it a bit. I got to admit it felt pretty good. But not as good as when he got down and started sucking me. I could have easily got off right then in his mouth but decided to pull him up and make out a little. He was kind of fem. smooth face and mouth. First time I ever made out with a guy. Was not bad. He was grinding against me while we did that and I was getting pretty hot and wanted to cum. I ended up turning him around and bending him over the sink a little. I got his pants down and started grinding cock against his ass. I never stuck it in but shot a mega load all over his ass. He very much enjoyed it too. It was a little akward after that for a few. He had to stay and clean the bathroom, I had to go back to work. He told me when he works next though and I'm feeling like I'll probably go back get to know him more. Any the moral is nothing bad about mc d

>nothing bad about mc d
Tru

Probably make out with a chick a few minutes after she sucked and swallowed a guy

One night while i was really drunk, I told my friend to suck my dick. He complied, though he threw up on the floor a couple of seconds later .

That's what I call...
SALTY SALIVA SWAPPING!

I guess you're right
Altough I would do it anyway, I'm not afraid to be gay or something

"Gayest thing you've ever done"

>fucked/came in multiple traps/femboys
>participated in a 8 on 1 gay bukakke
>let a fag blow me at a party while people recorded it on their phones
>snowballed a twink I was in a relationship with after he begged for months. Didn't like it 3/10
>fucked several women in the missionary position

Take your pick

>afraid to be gay
Sick band name.

Being an OP

youtu.be/OYTnpE2rofY
This

>fucked a girl
>girls like dick and that's gay

also...
>smoke cigars
>cigars look like gay dicks

Eh, it wasnt so bad. He mouth felt very wet but there was hardly any taste. She sucked me afterwards so i have no complaints.

sucked my cousins cock when he was sleeping. Been doing it for the last year every time he sleeps over

pic related

Her*

I was broke in berlin when travelling so I sold blowjobs in the Berghain for a weekend. Felt bad (but also frustratingly good) man

>>cigars look like gay dicks

bottomed for a samoan guy 10 years older than me.
my girlfriend told me i could experiment

>What's the gayest thing you've ever done?
OPs pic related. At work. To my supervisor. Didn't have a choice. He made me. Wasn't that bad really. Was not fair on my gf though, but she never found out.

Nice

Nuffin gay about blow for dough.

Dress in panties, leggings, tank top and post on craigslist for dick. Probably sucked off over a hundred guys, and been fucked by 17. I let my ex-roommates boyfriend fuck and cum in my ass, and And been spitroasted on her bed. Lastly, and by far my gayest, i let 4 guys tie me to a post and they fucked and fisted me for 3-4 hrs. Went home and let my girlfriend suck my cum-coated cock.

Did this work? Aren't there enough guys who give bjs for free?

They made me get naked in school in front of everyone in gym class. After that I just took a zero and didn't participate anymore. Bunch of sickos. Fuck that shit

I don't think you know what "predator" means

got a woody during penis inspection day

I got a sweet potato with my 72ozer once. I still think back to that moment today. I lost a lot of friends.

I have an ad on CL offering to suck off guys while they play video games. Lots of replies - everyone flakes out.

story?

You are litterwilly a faggot

As in they see straight men as prey.
Big bad fabulous wolves.

>CL
There's your problem, try backpage.

Probably hitting the point where trap threads arouse me as much as they repulse me. A chick with a dick is kinda hot, but a dude with tits just kills it and makes it super gay

Do tell

I like to tell myself that but deepthroating and swallowing a bunch of dudes still feels "kinda gay"
In those night clubs yeah there is tbh. But I'm real thing, tall and kinda punk looking. The queers loved me there
>still no gf tho :'(

*real thin sorry

>want to get fucked
>anal virgin
>download Grindr
>drive to random guys house
>get my ass eaten and suck his dick
>lubes me up and fucks me bareback
>cums in me
>says I have the best ass he’s ever fucked

Peders, is that you?

Got raped by some fag pedophile when I was 4.

Like I said - dude was driving me home (or what I assumed drunkenly was home) and then started rubbing my cock. I said Don't but he said Come On and pulled me out. I was hard, he started jerking as he drove. I was trying to move his arm off but he was bigger, stronger and more sober than me.

Eventually pulled into an empty parking lot, undid his seatbelt and leaning over me. Jerking me, calling me a faggot and a pussy. I came like a hydrant over his hand and my shirt. He undid my seatbelt and opened the door, kicked/pushed me out onto the ground as he laughed and called me a faggot again. He licked his hand and drove off leaving me there on the dirt

Your mom

>be me, senior in high school some years ago
>18
>kid in our school is infamous for dressing like a slutty fag
>gets dress coded a lot but no one says anything to him because the school board didn't want to be labeled as homophobic or something
>loads of people admire him but lots also tease and bully the shit out of him
>myself and some friends are part of the latter group
>one day see him entering restroom in lesser-used area of the school
>three of us follow him in
>he's in there applying makeup kek
>start teasing and messing with him
>pushing him around
>he tries to get past but we shove him back in
>getting physical now, roughing him up some
>end up forcing him to the floor and pulling most of his clothes loose or off
>people would always ask him if he'd taken dick and he would never give a straight answer
>can guess where it goes from here

Basically, ass raped a 5.9/10 cross dresser in a bathroom as two guys held him down. He never told anyone and we just left him there after I was done and we kicked the shit out of him

His ass was tight and smooth. I came. He kept doing this sexy grunt-and-squeal as I pumped him

Fuck faggots.

No...?

ok, thanks

>fucks me bareback
enjoy your aids

I touched a homosexual with my knuckles once.

Fucking kill yourself nigger fag. you fucked a guy and came in his as even worse it was a trap and worse than that you came Faggot

Can we get some of them vids?

cute tiny cock
any pics?

It’s been two years and no aids from that encounter
It was risky though, but I kinda want to do it again

>dominating another male and showing him that what I'm doing will be his only useful role for the rest of his life; a slightly pretty slab of meat designed to take cock and cum
>I'm the gay one

Delusional.

>I gave up smoking for a couple months once.

thread lacks dicks

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>ACTING LIKE FUCKING A GUY AND LITERALLY SAYING THAT HIS MOAN IS SEXY
No Faggot your not gay at all all you did was cum in a dudes ass
You already asserted your dominance by beating the shit out of the fag.
But no the fucking queer inside of you couldent help but fuck him afterwards
Kill yourself you degenerate sack of shit

Admitted stuff in this thread and been stalked outside of it.

And now I’m downloading Grindr again

more

>not realizing he posted bait and you fell for it

Your the type of fag to watchout for
the one that hides in plain sight
Says that there straight
Like the poster said
Do the world a favor
And join your fellow fagots

Shoved a huge universal remote up my ass

That was the story. They tried to make me get naked with my class and shower. Fuck that gay ass shit. I took the zero instead.

yo bets this guy really wants to suck a dick

Not realizing this guy is probably also a fag on the inside and dosnt want to admit it