If you're over 14 and browsing this board, you should probably just end it. I expect YLYL threads, and the such...

If you're over 14 and browsing this board, you should probably just end it. I expect YLYL threads, and the such. Instead it's a bunch of prepubescent teenagers getting hard-ons over goddamn JPG images. Fine, the little kids get excited by the sight of an array of pixels forming a vagina. But you? What's your excuse for browsing Sup Forums as a non-teenager? Have you never seen a vagina in real life? Get a fucking grip, you fat disgusting, neckbearded virgin. Like, hire an escort or something. Jesus fucking christ.

Clearly you're taking your virgin inadequacies out on anonymous people on an image board. Why don't you take your own advice, faggot?

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Affirmative

I've fucked plenty of hookers, friend. I am a 9.4/10.

Underage b&

To follow up, I have no lust for love. I only care for money. A girlfriend and a hooker, on an annual basis, cost about the same.

hey nigel you sound homo calling males that

Sure you have.

Shut up you’re probably a dirty neck beard who lives in his basement like everyone here

Mom’s basement fuck

>I expect YLYL threads, and the such
Try facebook for your dose of cancer.
Our lord and savoir bannanaananaan guy has purged your bullshit from our board.

You're a bad troll is what you are.

Yeah, no, I'm very attractive. I'm just too intelligent for a girlfriend, thus I prefer escorts. You on the other hand are 15, tops. Probably fat and ugly. Go jack off to your JPG images, loser.

You need a hobby son

D'awww, her haircut is so cute!

>9.4/10
>hookers
riiight
>b-b-but I CHOOSE hookers because wamen
mhm

>If you're over 14
>Not a teenager
I don't think you know what a teenager is

>getting hard-ons over goddamn JPG images.

^ this guys got a point, you fuckin plebs and your compressed formats

You're very erudite for a thirteen year old.

Im just here for the porn and greentext stories tbh