Here's the thing: You shut your mouth or I'll suck your dick until you can't speak anymore

>Here's the thing: You shut your mouth or I'll suck your dick until you can't speak anymore.

Why did they give the Driver so many gay undertones?

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I'm not gay but I'd love to have him suck my dick.

Just the power I'd feel form a beautiful successful man like that sucking my cock and swallowing my load is getting me so fucking hard right now and I don't find men attractive at all

>"I drive... and also suck dick".

What did he mean by this?

I'm not gay but I'd unironically let him fuck my sweet, tight little asshole. I'd let him take full advantage of my body. No homo tho

>My hands are a little dirty.
>So's my ass.

Really?

Faggot cuck

Wanna dickpic?

This.
I want him to pin me down, pound me, and make me scream like a little bitch.
He seems too beta though.
No homo of course.

>The part where he had the custom dildo gearshift installed on that silver Chevy impala.
It's like they weren't even trying to be subtle

What was up with that scene where he just interrupts an important conversation with Bryan Cranston's character to suck his dick? I don't know if Bryan is just a really good actor or if the whole thing was improvised on set, but he looks really uncomfortable.

>Hey kid, wanna dickpic?
WOAH WOAH WOAH
Is this what Refn wanted? Was he deconstructing the flimsy moral guidelines that we all face? Even the most seemingly degenerate topic of a man and boy in a sexual relationship?

>I'm not gay

user, I...

>Hey, wanna see something?
>*unzips*
Yikes, I unironically cringed at that part

He took it out?

>...
>...
>...
>I'm gay

Kek

>I'm your personal cock slut for 5 minutes, anything either side of those 5 minutes and you're jacking off your own cock

jesus CHRIST refn, what the fuck?

>memers finally found Drive
Oh well, it was much later than I expected.

Drive was THE meme of 2011, before Redditors, and underage faggots found this place and started spamming BANE?!

BANE?

I love this kind of shitposting, what are they called?

I see you haven't seen the movie
Okay... Well, Refn chose to be more discreet with this scene. In the film, you just hear *zzzziiipp* and then pans up to the sun with College's "A Real Hero" fading in then out suddenly, very peculiar, then goes to the next scene. But in the script, it says that Driver shows them his "Special Friend" (Don't know why his dick has a casting position in the script) and proceeds to puts pressure on Irene to tickle his "Special Friend". This is where it gets really weird. The script says, "Next action.... Refn's Choice"

Autism
knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-did-he-mean-by-this

This is 100% new, welcome to the birth of Driveposting

I don't know where you from but out on the streets, that kinda talk will get yo dick sucked.

Fucking newfag normies GET THE FUCK OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Raimiposting>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Driveposting

the only good kind desu

We're on the very razor's edge of shitposting. We're in unsharted territory here.

>mfw watched Drive too late to shitpost about it on Sup Forums

>He took..
>It!
>it?
>Out!
>Out?
>Yup

This.

. . . . . . . . . .. . . .

>nameposting
This is reddit

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

So what did Bryan Cranston mean when he called Driver "the best"? Did he mean he was the best at giving blowjobs?

I never understood this movie at such a deep level until now.

>This is 100% new
apparently just like you
fucking star wars 7 and bane ruined this board

>google "driveposting"
>oldest post dated back to 1998
>new

>5 minutes. I'll drive you anywhere as long as it's only 5 minutes from here.

What kind of shit rule is this?

How else do you identify the concept then?

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I shitpost

>google "driveposting"
>first two results are literally redit
more proof that the "NAMEposting" is quite literally redit

>ruined this board
Like this board was never shite

Maybe the best at doing the reacharound? There's a special skill in that more valuable than blowjobs in the homosexual community

>be me
>in theater
>watching final scene of drive
>a real hero starts playing
>the driver blinks
>suddenly a wave of euphoria rushes over me
>I reach to pop the collar on my scorpion jacket
>I realize that I haven't bought one yet because I didn't know about it until watching this film which isn't over yet
>wait until the the very last frame of the credits before leaving the cinema, which is standard patrician viewing procedure
>head out to the snacks counter
>qt and fat dude serving
>start sweating
>avoid qt and go up to fat dude
>ask for a couple of crabs legs to tape onto the back of my white polo
>he shakes his head and shoots me the look that the kids at school usually give me
>feel sick fury build deep from within my stomach
>go out to parking lot
>wait hours for his shift to be over, nearly pass out
>he finally heads over to his car
>it's a Chevy Impala
>the most popular car in the state of California
>no one will be looking at him
>or so he thinks
>wait until he gets in
>leap onto roof
>pull pants down
>try to unleash epic seafood turd
>forgot about the jumbo two liter coke consumed whilst watching the movie
>start pissing uncontrollably
>cargo shorts are completely drenched
>he starts the car

The fuck is wrong with this picture? How do computors work?

in the case of drive it is "times you acted like driver"

>tfw we'll never go back

"Driveposting" is the shorthand of that

ITT: Times you acted like the Driver

>at bar with qt I met
>some guy grabs her ass
>wants to start a fight
>I offer to suck his dick instead

...

Got any more Drive memes, friend? I missed that beautiful age
Also, can you explain pic related? Was it a part of the threads?

That's a good thing. Driveposting was insanely-annoying and I left Sup Forums for a year due to it.

"driveposting" is like "baneposting" aka the reddit friendly version of the original

Semantics, semantics, semantics, yadda, yadda, yadda

>be me
>see drive, become obsessed with becoming the driver
>get my hair cut just like the goose
>too poor to afford a replica jacket so I just buy a generic bomber and draw a scorpion on the back
>spend all day working out to look good like the driver, got my bmi down to 33 in a week
>replace all the music on my zune with synthwave
>finally feel confident I am the driver
>decide to pull a driver-esque stunt in real life
>get a hammer from my garage and a nerf bullet since I don't have a real one
>get in my used honda crv that I spray-painted to look like a mustang
>drive to a nearby strip club
>make a beeline to the changing room
>walk in, see the owner sitting with the girls, he's some greasy italian fuck
>go to smash his hand with my hammer
>completely miss and trip
>everybody laughs
>i stand up and regain my dignity
>say "who's money do I have" so quietly that no one can hear me
>everybody just keeps laughing
>all of sudden this drunk ginger fuck bursts in blabbing about gladiator, literally swinging a mace around
>hold up the nerf bullet
>"Y-you remember this"
>gladiator guy goes "hey tony how the fuck did this baccala get in here"
>say nothing, try to maintain eye contact but get nervous and stare at the floor
>mutter "I drive" under my breath
>decide fuck it and take the gladiator on in one on combat
>swing at him with my hammer, hit him hard in his ribcage
>he smashes my head in with the mace thing and I fall to the ground
>I faintly hear nightcall playing as I fade into the abyss

a real human being

was he a cuck?

>ywn work with Ryan Gosling
Why is she so cute, bros?

faggots please go

Sup Forums is one of the manliest boards of Sup Forums and i don't wanna browse the same board that fags do

kek
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No, of course not
Just autistic, like you and I, that's why he's /ourrealheroourrealhumanbeing/

>Be me
>Watch Drive for the first time
>Get obsessed over it
>Immediately go and buy the blu-ray
>Watch it at least 4 times each day
>Decide to buy a scorpion jacket just like driver
>Act and speak like the Driver
>Every time I take a couple seconds before responding
>Respond with single words only
>Decide to take my mothers van to drive
>Buy appropriate gloves for full Driver experience, costed me $235 from amazon
>Alway play "Nightcall" while driving
> Find an empty parking area with only a truck parked there
> Old, fat truck driver comes out
>Truck driver:"Cool jacket buddy, wanna hop in my truck for a drink?"
>I take around 25 seconds to respond, just positively nod
>Go to his truck
>Forces me blow him one
>My mother calls, I had set my ringtone to "Nightcall"
>MFW I am in a lonely parking lot, blowing an old fat truck driver while "Nightcall" is playing

>driving in my honda at midnight with nightcall playing at max volume
>wearing my authentic scropion jacket and have a toothpick squeezed between my lips
>driving too fast so a cop pulls me over
>he walks up to the car and knocks on the window
>"please turn fown that music" he shouts
>can't hear him, wait 30s and say "what"
>he shouts it again louder
>i stare at him blankly for a while then turn off the music
>"son do you have any idea how fast you were going"
>"...no"
>"well you were going pretty fast I'm gonna have to give you a ticket"
>"...I drive"
>at this point the copper thinks I'm high and makes me do one of thise finger tests
>make continuous eye contact while he wags his finger around like a kike
>"I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of the car"
>open the door and step out after a lengthy stare
>"now you're gonna have to walk in a straight line here"
>throw him to the ground and bash his head with my foot
>some fat fuck in a red jacket decides to drive by right at that moment
>quickly get back in thr car and chase after him
>lose his lights as he swerves off the road and upends himself
>tries to get out of the car and run away, I stare at him deliberately for a moment then shoot him
>walk over to the car, shoot the girl inside
>loud string music emanates from the radio
>go back to my car and drive back tiward the dead cop
>for some reason my phone is now filled with Scandinavian folk music instead of synthwave
>find steve buscemi waiting for me in the cop car
>realize I'm in the wrong fucking movie

>decent looking guy, having a good job
>Not many friends and single because of job, work 3rd shift
>Watch drive for the first time ever
>Changes my life, I want to be Driver
>Get my haircut like Driver and start wearing clothes like Driver, no Scorpion jacket because I'm not Autistic
>Start behaving like Driver. Quiet but cool.
>Buy brand new 2011 Mustang GT 5.0 because Driver drove one and I make enough so fuck it.
>Start eating at this little diner erry night, staff remembers me, always saves me a spot
>qt pie waitress always chats me up, gives me free pie
>I reciprocate but remain vague and brooding. Waitress wants me
>Ask her if she wants to go for a drive. She gladly accepts
>Cruise the night listening to Drive soundtrack
>Drop her off at her apartment, ask if I want to come inside for coffee
>Oh fuck yes
>Play it cool, brood for a sec, reply with a "...yeah" simple
>We fuck
>Waitress and I start dating
>Keep up my Driver shlick
>She introduces me to her friends, they think I'm cool as fuck
>Some of her dude friends start wearing skinny jeans, white tees like me. Holy fuck lol.
>One night her and I are sit down to watch a movie on demand
>She's browsing movies, stops on Drive
>Oh fuck...
>"You seen this yet user?"
>Shit shit shit play it cool man, what would Driver do
>Brood for a sec "...nah. it's not my thing"
>Ended up watching Bridesmaids

Still dating today and still doesn't know I've been pretending to be Ryan Gosling for 4+ years

Anyone got more of this girl?

these will never be not funny to me

ikr?

>coke cans
>pepsi in background

What did he mean by this?

nice one

He prefers coke over pepsi

The Driver is afraid of veering away from the norm and prefers to live his life through the common, safe choices, which further restrict him emotionally.

genuinely laughed.

>get near bank
>ask him to drive you in the vault
>pack
>ask him to get you out
>profit

I remember this one

Genius

bretty good idea

>Drive and Ides of March on Redbox
How have I never noticed this before?

Just like you finally found Sup Forums, right?

....and The Notebook....
>Can't bamboozle the Goozle

holy shit all of the movies are goose movies

underrated

> i dont eat i dont sleep
>i do nothing but think of jews

What was Refn trying to say? Jews are fine, hardworking people

YOU SEEM HOMOSEXUAL

I think Refn really broke through unspoken barriers in filmmaking during the scene where the Driver lays naked in bed, pleasuring himself with the stick shift of his 1973 Chevy Malibu as he listens on to the first of many sessions to come now that Standard is out of prison. The muffled sound of Irene's unending moans coming through the paper thin walls of his apartment and the sheer power of Gabriel's thrusting rumbles his very surroundings, vibrating his nightstand until his car keys fall to the ground followed shortly by his watch which has it's glass pane shattered upon impact.

It really made me think

>I'm not gay
> I'd love to have him suck my dick

JUST

If you close your eyes it's not gay

kek

pfhahhahah

truly a man's movie
women will never honestly comprehend it
>that scene where bryan cranston gives an injured gosling a bj in the garage under gosling's car

aahhahaha

...

You forgot the ending

>he starts the car
>tumble backwards off the roof
>land on my neck
>can't feel my body anymore
>bowels release themselves loudly
>onlooker runs up to me
>"What the fuck are you okay?"
>look her in the eye
>stare intensely whilst smirking in a cool way
>"I guess there truly are no clean getaways"

This, it's power thing not a gay thing. Plus it's not gay if you're just letting someone duck your dick.

>Nerf bullet

What the fuck was his problem?

only g*d forgave him

le fuck xDDDD

Did I do it right?

Raimi posting is funny because there is a line that, while inoccuous and unassuming at the time, would, in today's hypersensitive "safe space" be called down to the dirt.
Drive jokes about the Driver being autistic are funny because he seems to have a hard time relating to or understanding people, and makes choices based on what he knows as if everybody else does as well.
Making him gay is just forcing a meme for the sake of it, -and it isn't even funny, just a tasteless copy of Raimiposting.

Watching Drive, for the first time ever.


Expectations?

The driver will suck a merc's dick until the merc can't speak anymore.
He wasn't fucking around.