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Braaaap

anime

animeim

muff means fanny too
pubes are pubes nothing else simple as

sophie

muff: vagina
minge: female pubes

simple as

actually, sweatshops are good for everyone involved

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>it's a "guys argue over what women find attractive" episode

*reveals my power level*

we're not a fucking hivemind you bloody mongs
and, if I'm being honest, I quite like my men to be charming and entertaining
looks don't really come into it much unless you're hideous
and height is fine so long as you're not shorter than me

the bankers

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leftypol is _______

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ginge minge (coloration of her sugar walls apparently)

>autismoyank thinks 'minge' means pubes and not vagina
can't fucking breathe

omg it's a GIRL
lads
lads

just realised Tony Robinson and Jasper Carrott are not the same person

>and height is fine so long as you're not shorter than me
height isnt fine then is it? dumb roastie

got some minge trapped between my teeth

Fanny in America is a really benign and family friendly term for buttocks. Parents will often use the word fanny to young children instead of butt because of how mild of a term it is.

I was out for a long hike today when I saw my first ever wild snake, lads! Pic related. It's an Adder too, not a grass snake. It could have bit me and made me feel a bit unwell, if I'd let it. It was in a remote part of the valley sunning itself in the middle of the road. We both got a fright. It slithered off into the grass. I was really pleased about this for some reason.

Rate it. Rate my snek.

>ywn be in year 7 again
>ywn watch porn with the lads again
>ywn insult someone by telling them they don't have pubes
>ywn discover porn games on newgrounds for the first time
>ywn experience your first crush again
I WANT TO GO BACK

sounds painful for whoever's vagina it is

It's fuggin hot lads

I'm melting

find posts like this quite unattractive

shes getting weirder
youtube.com/watch?v=jb4qOkjv_WY

>listen bro, looks don't matter. You just gotta be yourself

>30 year old virgin yank telling me what my slang means
>projecting that everyone is as pathetic as he is
almost feel sorry for this cretin

it's still TOO FUCKING HOT

made of people

Sounds fucking shit, get a grip

very nice

I'm 5'8
any guy who's shorter than me is a literal midget
and even then, 5'8 is pushing it a bit

Need an office gf

you're attracted to what gives your offspring the best evolutionary advantage

that means dominance - physical, social, financial

need a gf

average male height is 5'9" dumb roastie

if you respected your elders you wouldn't be embarrassing yourself by thinking minge is the same thing as muff

>porn games on newgrounds

ah yes
went back recently for a nostalgia wank

>first crush tried to ask me out in year 7
>I thought she was joking
it hurts lads

congratulations on such a milestone

*spits on you to cool you down*

wasnt a very good post

one's a brummie the other one is from a smaller version of brum down south

need a Welsh and/or Scottish gf

t. tranny

Marks out of ten? for the record, it was about a foot long.

bollocks is actually another name for the glans of the penis, it's true check wikipedia

>this is nature in the UK

ffs

tits or GTFO

if you include non-whites and old people sure

youtube.com/watch?v=C2wZAxbAvxk


very good vid

how stigmatic is signing up on a proper dating site lads?

but that's because of loads of chinese innit

very nice / 10

well well well

looks like i wont be spending the night alone :)

youtube.com/watch?v=f7qL7zvJ0r4

>pretending to be a girl

thats not very nice

shut up you virgin I'm 22 but I've had more life experience and am wiser than you

any hoxhaist man in

sunbathing snek

Literally found a snake egg in the long grass in the field where I walk my dogs the other day

What's his name?

why do people on Sup Forums capitalize and punctuate their posts properly like they do?
this thread for example. genuinely once got called stupid for not using correct punctuation (i was shitposting anyways but still)
hello leftypol

>this is nature in the US

Bellend and knob are synonyms for glans penis.

don't think the janitor would appreciate that

What the fuck? Where do you live? Didn't know British sneks were that big

>been 7 years since left secondary school
>still majorly hung up on interactions and exchanges that happened back then because I have done absolutely nothing since
>everyone I went to school with has since been to uni, made a million new friends, been through countless gfs/bfs, graduated, got careers, married etc

it is important that I die; the world needs cleansed of my patheticness

How do you know it was a snake and not bird egg

>in Brighton last week
>text an ebony whore to come to my hotel room
>she doesn't want to
>wants me to come to her several miles away
>I don't have my car
>fuck that
>shall I get a taxi?
>she ends me pic related
>I decline

Did I do well, lads?

>I've had more life experience and am wiser than you

macron wins an absolute majority in the french parliamentary elections lads

10/10 quality snek

its no longer an abstract notion

How does it feel to have a completely distorted perception that flies in the face of statistical realities? You probably have some other unrealistic standards that are only applicable to a small minority of men while not even being that attractive yourself.

googled it

A breeze would be bloody lovely tbqh

t. virgin

good news for us radical centrists

pretty pathetic banter. really reaching hard

let the brits take care of the banter

hiss hiss

was talking about my post

didnt profit a healthy return

Looks like a tranny. You did great.

The Virgin Post

It's only like a foot long. It woke up and was all like "what the f-" then ran off into the grass.

good lad, this one was my personal favourite
newgrounds.com/portal/view/501216

Imagine being a dog or some other animal and having to do everything with your face

Oh thats alright then.

what does a dog need to do that would require hands though

@763
FOY
hows that for banter u wasteman

Business idea: pretend to be a girl on Sup Forums and call anyone who doubts your claim a virgin

>he doesn't do everything with his face

What a runt

it's 2ft bro lmao it's a tiny snek

serious accident involving google maps car

Sup Forums is in late-stage capitalism

leftypol: "minge means vagina, muff means pubes"
rightypol: "minge and muff both mean vagina"
radical centrist: "minge means pubes, muff means vagina"

>radical centrism

smoking a zoot