One Blackfriars edition
/brit/
Braaaap
anime
animeim
muff means fanny too
pubes are pubes nothing else simple as
sophie
muff: vagina
minge: female pubes
simple as
actually, sweatshops are good for everyone involved
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>it's a "guys argue over what women find attractive" episode
*reveals my power level*
we're not a fucking hivemind you bloody mongs
and, if I'm being honest, I quite like my men to be charming and entertaining
looks don't really come into it much unless you're hideous
and height is fine so long as you're not shorter than me
the bankers
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leftypol is _______
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ginge minge (coloration of her sugar walls apparently)
>autismoyank thinks 'minge' means pubes and not vagina
can't fucking breathe
omg it's a GIRL
lads
lads
just realised Tony Robinson and Jasper Carrott are not the same person
>and height is fine so long as you're not shorter than me
height isnt fine then is it? dumb roastie
got some minge trapped between my teeth
Fanny in America is a really benign and family friendly term for buttocks. Parents will often use the word fanny to young children instead of butt because of how mild of a term it is.
I was out for a long hike today when I saw my first ever wild snake, lads! Pic related. It's an Adder too, not a grass snake. It could have bit me and made me feel a bit unwell, if I'd let it. It was in a remote part of the valley sunning itself in the middle of the road. We both got a fright. It slithered off into the grass. I was really pleased about this for some reason.
Rate it. Rate my snek.
>ywn be in year 7 again
>ywn watch porn with the lads again
>ywn insult someone by telling them they don't have pubes
>ywn discover porn games on newgrounds for the first time
>ywn experience your first crush again
I WANT TO GO BACK
sounds painful for whoever's vagina it is
It's fuggin hot lads
I'm melting
find posts like this quite unattractive
shes getting weirder
youtube.com
>listen bro, looks don't matter. You just gotta be yourself
>30 year old virgin yank telling me what my slang means
>projecting that everyone is as pathetic as he is
almost feel sorry for this cretin
it's still TOO FUCKING HOT
made of people
Sounds fucking shit, get a grip
very nice
I'm 5'8
any guy who's shorter than me is a literal midget
and even then, 5'8 is pushing it a bit
Need an office gf
you're attracted to what gives your offspring the best evolutionary advantage
that means dominance - physical, social, financial
need a gf
average male height is 5'9" dumb roastie
if you respected your elders you wouldn't be embarrassing yourself by thinking minge is the same thing as muff
>porn games on newgrounds
ah yes
went back recently for a nostalgia wank
>first crush tried to ask me out in year 7
>I thought she was joking
it hurts lads
congratulations on such a milestone
*spits on you to cool you down*
wasnt a very good post
one's a brummie the other one is from a smaller version of brum down south
need a Welsh and/or Scottish gf
t. tranny
Marks out of ten? for the record, it was about a foot long.
bollocks is actually another name for the glans of the penis, it's true check wikipedia
>this is nature in the UK
ffs
tits or GTFO
if you include non-whites and old people sure
youtube.com
very good vid
how stigmatic is signing up on a proper dating site lads?
but that's because of loads of chinese innit
very nice / 10
>pretending to be a girl
thats not very nice
shut up you virgin I'm 22 but I've had more life experience and am wiser than you
any hoxhaist man in
sunbathing snek
Literally found a snake egg in the long grass in the field where I walk my dogs the other day
What's his name?
why do people on Sup Forums capitalize and punctuate their posts properly like they do?
this thread for example. genuinely once got called stupid for not using correct punctuation (i was shitposting anyways but still)
hello leftypol
>this is nature in the US
Bellend and knob are synonyms for glans penis.
don't think the janitor would appreciate that
What the fuck? Where do you live? Didn't know British sneks were that big
>been 7 years since left secondary school
>still majorly hung up on interactions and exchanges that happened back then because I have done absolutely nothing since
>everyone I went to school with has since been to uni, made a million new friends, been through countless gfs/bfs, graduated, got careers, married etc
it is important that I die; the world needs cleansed of my patheticness
How do you know it was a snake and not bird egg
>in Brighton last week
>text an ebony whore to come to my hotel room
>she doesn't want to
>wants me to come to her several miles away
>I don't have my car
>fuck that
>shall I get a taxi?
>she ends me pic related
>I decline
Did I do well, lads?
>I've had more life experience and am wiser than you
macron wins an absolute majority in the french parliamentary elections lads
10/10 quality snek
its no longer an abstract notion
How does it feel to have a completely distorted perception that flies in the face of statistical realities? You probably have some other unrealistic standards that are only applicable to a small minority of men while not even being that attractive yourself.
googled it
A breeze would be bloody lovely tbqh
t. virgin
good news for us radical centrists
pretty pathetic banter. really reaching hard
let the brits take care of the banter
hiss hiss
was talking about my post
didnt profit a healthy return
Looks like a tranny. You did great.
The Virgin Post
It's only like a foot long. It woke up and was all like "what the f-" then ran off into the grass.
good lad, this one was my personal favourite
newgrounds.com
Imagine being a dog or some other animal and having to do everything with your face
Oh thats alright then.
what does a dog need to do that would require hands though
@763
FOY
hows that for banter u wasteman
Business idea: pretend to be a girl on Sup Forums and call anyone who doubts your claim a virgin
>he doesn't do everything with his face
What a runt
it's 2ft bro lmao it's a tiny snek
serious accident involving google maps car
Sup Forums is in late-stage capitalism
leftypol: "minge means vagina, muff means pubes"
rightypol: "minge and muff both mean vagina"
radical centrist: "minge means pubes, muff means vagina"
>radical centrism
smoking a zoot