Superior Americans never div-

>superior Americans never div-

>haha europeans are so-

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Americans, please explain to me again why this ''''''''''sport'''''''''' isn't shit.

>somehow managed to get some shitty gifs
>call americans out
>thead die out because they know better and don't give a shit
>meanwhile, you could keep a thread like this fueled for a week with a single divegrass game

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Nice proxy, Jimmybob.

>fr-

Why are Americans such diving scumbags?

tripped and fell on her own shears

I don't think this semen guzzling sport is for me...

This one I actually think he's just fat and didn't have his feet under him

>takes a literal decade to find a few gifs
>takes literally one day of divegrass to find about one hundred gifs of sissy yurops flopping like faggots

really made me think

desu got loads but like American sports I just get sported 10% the way through and stop

bored*

that one was actually forceful

the other angle showed that nignog packer use his entire force to push down a offensive line men one of the biggest people on a football team

Nothing wrong with a cheeky dive. It's the crying on the ground when play is still going on.

Any American making the argument that diving doesn't happen or wouldn't if it could is a moron. The argument is that it is revered and looked at as a natural part of the game in soccer in some places and willfully allowed.

>americans lack so much exposure to real sport they actually think this

>divegrass
>you mean povertyball

>Hockey is for tough gu-

How can Amerishits so falsely pund their chest for the supposed honor and toughness when NBA is notorious for flopping?

>povertyball
>you mean brownsphere

Easy it's our niggersport it doesn't count. I don't just mean niggers play it but only niggers watch it and since niggers and yuroshits have similar iqs that's why it's acceptable

>niggers
>integrity
Let me tell you about this beachfront property in Iran, friendo

The only American sport that comes anywhere near soccer in diving is basketball

Too poor to watch it anyways faggot

>American ''''''''''''''sports''''''''''''''

>Country with two coastlines and longer tradition of private property than Europe
>No beaches to buy land on

We fought a war called the "Persian Gulf War" ffs

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yeah but he'd be raped and killed if he did so by Iranians or wiped out when the US fucks them up in the near future

Notice how there is physical contact in every single one of these incidents. Fucking Moses literally falling to the ground when no one has touched him.

i get what you're trying to do here

but associated football is endlessly worse

How come Brazilians are always on the ground when they live up in the trees?

>US invading Iran
Why, they're culturally the most similar to us nation in the Middle East?

Also that Solonby kid was called a mass shooter

Look at the opening gif maybe and I can't even be bothered to look at them all if there are any more because American sports sadly is a chore to watch.

Oh?
These:
Beg to differ.

meanwhile, in football

>and that's a yellow card

Damn.

Why are footie players so much more manly than american "footballers"?

fuck you soccer pussy's....half ur goddamn sport is falling over like a bitch

Will "football" ever recover?

>burgers
Neck yourself.

>thread about nfl
>use nba
Fuck off

Haha good meme, upvoted my American friend! :)

These are actually really funny, but the first one was a flag without the flop and did any of the others get flags?

...flopping is when you fall down to draw fouls. He fell down to force an injury timeout, something that would result in a flag/fine against his own team if it weren't college

Nice try though

>amerisharts


hahaha

HAHAHAHHAHAHH

>The poster to post ratio
>this fucking samefagging Brit

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Wow
Very american
Such strong
Wow

lmaaao.

This is image is a mememine. Facebook as fuck.

No, it's definitely a flop.

this is a fucking classic thread

archive this RIGHT NOW you fucking Mods

Americans are fucking disgusting hypocrites

And so are leafs -- or is it leaves? Spellcheck says both are fine. You know what? I don't care.

meme gold right here

In american Football this happens maybe once every 4 or 5 games. In soccer its literally every couple minutes.

You do not know what the word 'literally' means.

can americans get any more pathetic?

Bump

Faggot.

You play it still

>manly
>player gets kicked in the chest and falls down crying
Lol

Just tricked some faggot brazilian into giving me a (You), lads

Good job, lad. Hope your day has many similar highlights.

Just tricked some faggot american into giving me a (You), lads.

I just tricked a homosexual Muslim Brit into giving me (You)s

Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

>american flopball

safe to say this is truly divegrass?

>American sports sadly is a chore to watch
probably because you're not from America and you grew up within a different culture with different sports.

just like how watching cricket and non-american football seem like a chore to me.

I'll give you a pass on baseball because anything but the playoffs is pointless to watch.

lol could you even imagine being a yuro divegrass fan
I can't

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Bump.

Literally, a flop will only happen once out of every thirty games. In europoan football, multiple flops happen every game.

that's all they can do in ten minutes

The best part is how they have to reach across seasons and years to get examples whereas with divegrass you can just do by week and sometimes by match

we need a dive per min gametime metric

Fuck you Eurobros

I'm pretty sure his use of literally was correct.

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