Sup Forumsros help how do I talk to a girl

Sup Forumsros help how do I talk to a girl

Alex d?

Say: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT NOW LADIES

Should I send it? Or is it too forward

don’t use the word “potato” in 2018, first of all

May the gods smile upon me and bring me luck

but yeah man, go for it. Worst she can say is no, right?

ask her to fuck ear

Fag. No wonder you don't get poontang

Welp. Dont ever put an 'x' back to her. That is so fucking unattractive.

It's hungry for love and it's feeding time.

Not exactly the way you pick up girls. Potato cringed it too. You fucked up tbh

how did you match in the future?

Nose sex is better,deviate that septum.

Magic, lobster man

You're welcome.

She actually looks cute.... anything of a photo?

Girl you must like Obamacare cause that bodies sick.

Shut the fuck up faggots he's asking for help

OP just try to relax don't over think shit try to act as normal as possible. Try to imagine yer talking to one of yer friends. I know it's hard to overcome being nervous but the more you do it the better you get obviously that goes for everything.

has she replied yet op?

Is this a “no I don’t want to see you” or a “come with me to this gig”

This.
Or treat them like trash. Depends on the girl

give us a pic of her

This is a "fuck off faggot, I'm going to fuck somebody else tonight"

Probably the first but you could still try. You have nothing to lose.

Abort or engage? I can’t read signs Sup Forums I’m socially retarded. If I do engage how do I ask to come with ??

She has plans tonight but wants to continue talking to you. Fucking chill....

Abort she doesn't want your ass there

"Do you mind if I come? Be honest "

Dude stop being a sperg. It's your first convo and you want to fucking stick your face in her asshole so fast. Some girls are down and some girls wanna talk a day or two before meeting up.

LOL Self-proclaimed social retard asks other social retards (i.e. Sup Forums) for advice on how to talk to girls.

Probably a Euro fag.

It's e.g. dumbass

Let me lick your asshole tomorrow

Say that sounds fun and comment on how good of a friend she seems to be.

That sounds like fun, I'd love to go with you!

Nah, not really

yeah?

TITS OR GTFO

ICE COLD

Say " that's cool, well if they ever make it big you owe me tickets to one of their big arena shows since you'll have the hook ups."

Bumpitoo

Ehhh, may as well ask in here, but what can I say when I message this girl after ~1 month of not speaking?

(I feel that theres a good chance that she'll be receptive given the context)

thats really cool of you to go support her. can you please pee in a bottle the whole time so i can drink it

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"whats up"
works evry time

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Stop replying or keep up this chit chat?

Also what I wrote there I probably won’t send seems cringey as fuck

Well, theres a bit of a story to why.

Basically we were in some weird "Almost-relationship" situation. Where we acted like a couple, but she was just hesitant to define it as such. But she would also make blatant sexual advances and I never reacted to them. Ultimately following one of those advances, combined with what ever her sister said, basically resulted in her distancing her self.

It's possible that she felt that I was rejecting her in a way? (I did kinda give mixed signals I guess)

fucking gross

too much self-deprecation, we know you're a faggot already but she doesn't yet, pull it back a lil

Its workable I think.

Yeah don't send that.

Hmmm I'd say keep going user, it's going well for what it is.

Maybe she thought you were gay.

Just say whats up if she liked you she will be happy your still trying to talk. If not, fuck'er.

Been in the same place but be careful not to switch places with her. Don't seem too invested but this time actually fuck her...

this. think you're the shit and you will be the shit, think you are shit and you will become shit.

Yea, I think that if she likes me, she'll be down to talk atleast. Lets see what happens.

Heres a pastebin link for the story pastebin com P22BNc7c

Fake and gay

"sounds like a date then" then change the subject, talk about some bullshit to learn more about her

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Do this OP

Ty Sup Forums ill small talk to this thot and maybe it'll get somewhere maybe it wont. Regardless it's good practice

>May the gods smile upon me
Don't ever say that in front of a girl
Just speak like a human. They didn't even say shit like that in the mide ages

Just keep us posted?

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I wish I had the money for a brothel

Am I doing it boys?

Wait for a response
Get a bit more flirty, but don't ask for a date. Tell her one single day that you're free, don't ask her anything

Fucker you carry on like this and your headed straight for the friends zone

Tell her you like her pictures and you think she is hot as fuck

JUST STOP MAN, WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW!!!!! PLZ

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