ACTIVE SHOOTER ALERT

ACTIVE SHOOTER ALERT

This shit just depresses me now. I'm sure I'm in the minority here. I'm sure I'll be mocked. Just sad and not fun in the slightest.

cuck

internet

I use thoughts and prayers

Kill me plzz

let's see my fate

I can say without a shadow of a doubt that I will live simply because I am not in America

roll

Piss

GET DOWN

Evil shall die by my sword!

this ones for reb n vodka

First attack, failed, have to make a second attempt!

rip

NOOOOO!

WITH THESE TRIPS I STRIKE YOU DOWN LIKE THE PIG YOU ARE!

DAMN YOU

trips are easy

FUCK

come and kill me faggot

K

welp

6 and I hit him over the head with fire extinguisher

Way to pussy out, bucko.

I hide in bathroom stall.
>3 and shooter checks bathroom

I hear gunfire outside. I peek outside.
>5 and it's clear for now

OH SHIT OH FUCK
>2 and I dodge a bullet

I'm snorting sherbert off an elderly, latino janitor's chest when I hear the first shots.
>ohshitit'shappening.elsx
I shove Ms Romez aside and shake myself up. Time to go.
>Even says I'm the school security officer

Guess he didn't see me. Phew. I check if window to outside opens.
>odds say yes it opens

FUKKIN CHEESE IT
>7 and I sprain my ankle on the landing

oh boy wish me luck

Fuck yesss! Today is the day it finally happens. I get to shoot some disenfranchised kid in the face and be hailed a hero for it. Finally, that afternoon of training is going to pay off. I punch open a wall and remove the pump action stashed inside.
>Even says I can still hear the direction the shooter is in

See some friends running, run after them
>evens and I shit my pants

rip

All that excitement and you died like a bitch. Good job fag.

Oh boy. I hear them, alright. I slowly turn around to see Ms Romez holding a smoking desert eagle.
"Bleed, american pig dog," she says.
Shoulda built that wall.

Hear shooting, windows break as fire comes our way
>odds say someone gets grazed

as I laugh about bill being blasted in the head by ms romez, she quickly turn and shoot me 2 times in the chest. I fall to my knees, gasping for air. Ms romez come in fornt of me: ''die you fuck'' she then blow my brain out.

Here we go

If God is real, I will not get dubs

FUCK YO COUCH

"Holy fuck dude, your hit."

"I'm good I'm good."
>evens I hang back and search for weapon

Shooter is already dead and you still managed to die. Way to go dumbass

Guns are bad mmmkay

The call just came over the radio. The Romez Banditos, being led by the matriarch of death herself, have struck our podunk town and I'm the closest to the scene. I call in whatever backup we have and get to work.
>Even says I get a SWAT team

This thread is cancer. You are ruining Sup Forums op and all rollers.

shooter b gone i am donald ddrump

"What you doing? forget it. Let's fucking go!"

"Right, right.."
I see shooter in hot pursuit, sirens minutes away
>odds and I take cover behind a tree

Ha nigger. U ded

The wait for the boys in black is tense, and I'm getting unconfirmed reports that at least two security guards and one shooter are down already. The Banditos never work alone, though so I'm not about to take it easy. I order the swat to take up positions on the roof and exits. I settle down with a tactical flour ring and wait for further developments.
>Even says I got sprinkles

Incoming fire forces us to break off and take cover. Police are on scene and a standoff begins.
>evens I run to hide behind a car

>Am gerbil.
Food monsters are making lots of noise today. I hope they remember to fill my drink nipple
>Even says I run on wheel

Going.

Bawkaaaaa

I cry and pee myself. Alright. Imma charge this mafucka with police cover
>evens and I get hit

I try to climb onto my gogo spinner but my tubby little knees give out from the effort. I lay in the pile of urine-soaked wood shavings, I ponder if this is all there is to life.
>Even says I soak the shavings just a little bit more.

you are a human being. you are a good human. you are blessed with a heart. you deserve awe and wonder from those who would mock you, for you dare to bear your soul.

>hey. dumbs go in shit, look at this!!!

I'm now at the car the shooter is at. Wait for it. Drop kick his ass.
>evens he falls, 6 he falls hard

kill shot

Shit

Chaff.

I don't know what I was doing apparently I almost drop kicked Mr. Bernman the history teacher. Shooter is dead. Woo.

Let's do this!

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Please dear lord deliver the dubs

(((hmm)))

rolling

Roll

Let's hope for a second shooter