Why do you jerk off to anime?

Why do you jerk off to anime?

Because it gives me an erection?

Because I'm immature

cause they can't say no

Real people are fucking gross, with all their sweat and stink and gross organic folds and animalistic noises.
Drawn porn can capture all of the best parts of sex without the mundanity of humanity.

Because it's kawaii desu ne

this is the worst thread

Because they can be whatever you want them to be

Not yet, but we can make it the worst thread!
>ROLL TO SEE WHY YOU JERK OFF TO ANIME
>1: autism’s a bitch
>2: it’s kawaii desu ne
>3: I like the catgirls because I’m a furfag
>4: nostalgia for dbz and sailor moon
>5: deep seated fear of organic humans
>6: I JUST LIKE THE ARTWORK, MOM! GOD!
>7: I’m a sick bastard that goes there for the kiddy stuff
>8: I’m a delightful bastard that watches for the tentacles
>9: where else am I going to find schoolgirl ninjas getting fucked by aliens?
>0: I will fap to literally anything

Roll you miserable fucks!

Those are the most idiotic heels I've ever seen.

rollo

because is kinda fun
try to not cum playing this and then call me
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph568ab036188aa

Little girls with dicks.

Because most 3DPD porn is fucking horrible. Just bad actors humping each other.

By comparison stuff like this is so potent that you only need a single page to blow your load.

This result seems probable.

Because real people suck

same

Ryoko doesn't exist in this world.

5 sounds about right

because i hate myself and i think about suicide every day

s-sauce?

That seems like it's own separate thing, really. Unless you were going for suicide via exhaustion/dehydration/electrolyte imbalance, in which case I've got to let you know, it's really not possible to jerk it to death.

FANTASTIC
I oughta make a rollout sheet with this. I did pic related a while ago.

It's more consistently "perfect" than live porn.
Excluding the voice-acting in hentai, of course.

Because hot.

I fucking love Mofuriru.

Dammit op, that pic is making me jerk it to 2d for the first time in my life.

Ew. 3d shit is gross.

Then give me more like op to fap to

Literally the worst kind of hentai
It’s the trash of trash and belongs to the saddest bottom feeders

>hey. dumbs go in shit, look at this!!!

I have absolutely nothing saved to this computer. Sorry friend.
But I wish you happy fappy.

I'm with you. Older chicks with dicks is the best!

I don't. Sometimes I fuck sex dolls when I'm inspired by anime, but it's really really rare.

well shit, time to figure out why I waste sperm to drawings
rolling

Because I've accepted the fact that I'm too socially inept to develop a sexual relationship and therefore it is less painful to fantasize over animations than be reminded of my shortcomings.

Also, most 3d porn is whack as fuck.

I choose to interpret this post as an admission that you jerk it to Garfield.

WHY DON'T YOU MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUISNESS?!?!?

because the real stuff is illegal

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What's wrong with them? I wouldn't mind her stepping on my balls.

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can you find something like this in RL porn? I think not.

if it wasn't for anime I would never be able to jack off to things like pic related

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Got tired of real porn, real girls are fucking treacherous and disgusting.

Ever had a stripper stick her ass into your face and smell the stench of disappointment and shit? Makes you rethink life more than her saggy tits ever will.

Not all the time, but sometimes the mood swings that way. Lot of stuff can be animated and hot that is either impossible or gross in reality. Chicks with dicks come to mind, no matter the mood reality simply doesn't measure up to the fantasy

THis checks out. You are on Sup Forums after all.

I dont

Because they have idealized bodies and faces.
Why do girls schlick to shitty romance novels?

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for our amusement?

rolling

Why not

Rollerino

The spike heel looks funny.

Kinda jealous, my first 2D fap was with something way less sexy (Anna from Shaman King)

jerk to hentai and whatever's on pornhub, but hentai has better plot is all.

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Roll

What is it with Japan and wanting to fuck your cousins?

guess you never had any hot cousins

Go back to Alabama.

/thread

I'm literally a cosmopolitan elite in bay area California sitting on a few million dollars of property that I've inherited lol
My cousins are German, and they're hot as fuck

>not wanting to fuck your cousins

you some kinda faggot? cousin pussy is the best pussy

Cause anime tiddies were the first boobs i ever saw besides my moms

fpbp

Rawling

my inner footfag is aroused

more?

roll

search gelbooru

Cause real porn has to follow the rules of nature.

Let's go number one

sauce?

because I get to sexualize children and it's totally legal
anyone else like this?

Home Sweet Home drawn by mikuni mizuki
e-hentai org/g/900824/c0835baf35/

anyone else like anime only so they can jerk it to children?

I mean children are pretty hot, and anime is the only way to sexualize them legally right?

Roll

i dont jerk off

Don't think that's the right one

Because it lets me masturbate to abusive things that I wouldn't want to see an actual woman forced to do for need of money. Also impossible things because tentacle fuck monsters aren't real.