Obergruppenführer Spencer edition
/brit/
it's warm
...
>nearly midnight
>still 21°C
just kill me now
>le fat autistic yank
bugger off
HEATWAVE
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fantasising about being a fireman and running to the top floor to save her, running through fire, kicking down doors, taking her in my arms, running down and dropping her into the arms of the paramedics as i drop to my knees, spent
then i dust myself off, and go back in
Might sleep in the shed
SJWs: ENFP
Leftypol: INTJ
Alt Lite: INTP
Alt Right: ENTP
Its too hot lads
>I'm here for the job interview
*rattles the runt cage*
might sleep in the pond
might sleep in the greenhouse
Anyone here actually live in a tower block? What's it like?
Going to do a buy
homebase.co.uk
I'm INTJ and I'm a turbororke
Bad move
it's lit senpai
>I'm here for the job interview
Hot
is this a good or bad edition
it's a subtle but effective shoop
The fucking state of that barnet
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>privately educated middle class man with a hard on for homoerotic masculinity turns to fascism
woah, never seen that before!
Might start sleeping 2 hours a night
seems to be my specialty. I made that pic of alan as well
>too hot and sticky to sleep
>living at home again since it's summer and can't stay up late playing vidya games like I would if I were living on my own
used to live in one until I was 9 since my dad was the caretaker for it
for us it was okay since we were on the ground floor, though occasionally you'd have one of the junkies getting into a fight with another junkie
/brit/ is moving too slowly for me to shitpost effectively
might just sweat in bed instead
might sleep in the road
>he has a bedtime
Post jammies
can you be state educated and middle class?
feel like that's what i am
just had steaming hot bowl of noodles and now having a fuck off pint of scorching tea dont give a FUCK
if I take all the draws out of the freezer and sleep in there, will I survive?
>oh hey user, come join s
hello lads
Was tempted to buy a fidget spinner at the checkout in b & m bargains today but I resisted
Yes of course, the same as you can be privately educated and working class.
dicky spencer editions are fun
when i think of yanks, i think of him
might sleep in a tauntaun
Had a letter from TV licensing saying they're visiting tomorrow and I can be fined £1,000 if they "catch me watching TV". Do I have to actually be watching it for them to detect the TV waves or does it leave a trace if you've watched it in the last few days/weeks?
It would be extremely painful
When the second plane hit floors 78 through 84 of the South Tower, one of that building’s three stairways briefly remained passable. Stairwell A was in the tower’s northwest corner, as far as it could have been from the second plane’s impact.
DiFrancesco, then 37, instead went up to the 91st floor but the doors were locked, so he decided to try to head down again. “I was panicked,” he later said. “I wanted to see my wife and kids again.” On the 79th or 80th floor, the smoke began to overwhelm him, and he paused with a group of others, laid on the floor, and gasped for air. DiFrancesco said a force or spirit led him back to the stairway, encouraging him to keep heading down. “For the grace of God,” he said, “somebody led me out.” The building collapsed just as he exited. The last thing he remembers seeing is a large fireball. He awoke three days later at St. Vincent’s, suffering from extensive burns and a head laceration.
Two Aon Corp. employees came down from the 105th floor, but turned back in the face of smoke at the 79th floor, not knowing the heavy smoke lasted only a floor or two more.
you just described nearly every grammar school student so yes
haven't seen saddick khan going around comforting his fellow pakis
wonder why they aren't kicking off about that
FOY
might sleep nude tonight
I don't but my parents wouldn't be happy with my vidya game noises since my room is next to theirs
wish i had a simple normie mind, life would be easier
twitter.com
They can't do shit, don't let them inside your house
wear headphones then you dingus
It's pure shit and I could tell that even when I was only 6.
Will never do that again, even in a "luxury" one.
shadilay
but i'm a student of a comprehensive
Imagine having the confidence to publicly refer to yourself a 'chatty'
whew
same
instead I have depression and anxiety
9/11 was mad when you think about it
Can you hear them banging?
hey FUCK you
As long as you don't let posh people know
class isnt determined directly by your education
what if the next potential london terrorist was killed in the fire?
I've tried this but they can still hear my keyboard and mouse and noises chair etc
When they ask if you're you just say "oh anons just popped down the shops, im watching the place for him". If they still ask to come in just tell them its your m8s house not yours so you're not comfortable letting them in, they literally cant do shit.
People should live in houses with gardens, not in supersized filing cabinets in the sky.
T may is tough on terror
...
what about state grammars
mine was full of kids on free lunches
what do Welsh girls sound like?
There's a party in the streets in my ends because Pakistan won the cricket.
It's mayhem.
all grammars are state schools you mong
hello hitchens
well mine wasnt
what are we going to do now
milk and salty coins
drinking claret and shall continue to do so tonight for as long as i so fucking well please
Like the men
where do you live?
Like stacey off gavin and stacey
north-welsh: breathy
south-welsh: sing-songy
Boris Johnson may yet become PM
screenshot this post
London
Luton?
*sits in the yellow virgin chair*
h-hi
going to shove an ice cube up my arse, will report back with findings
Like the men
I don't think anyone has actually been to north or west wales to know that
going to do a winkle
most middle class people are state educated.
Anyone here own a portable air conditioner
Considering getting one. They're like £300
I live in central London. Gets horrible here and for at least a few months
That will be what all the cars beeping their horns was about earlier
State of living near Oval
>my shag is on
swear that's what she said at the beginning
any welsh lads here? can you tell me about your country?
sipping on some nigger milk
Southall?
i live in north-wales, and apparently we're described as "breathy"
LOVE wales
HATE scotland
simple as
petition to make replace reeeeeee to improve public perception of autists
I can't believe you actually have electricity