/brit/

Obergruppenführer Spencer edition

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it's warm

...

>nearly midnight
>still 21°C
just kill me now

>le fat autistic yank
bugger off

HEATWAVE
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fantasising about being a fireman and running to the top floor to save her, running through fire, kicking down doors, taking her in my arms, running down and dropping her into the arms of the paramedics as i drop to my knees, spent

then i dust myself off, and go back in

Might sleep in the shed

SJWs: ENFP
Leftypol: INTJ
Alt Lite: INTP
Alt Right: ENTP

Its too hot lads

>I'm here for the job interview

*rattles the runt cage*

might sleep in the pond

might sleep in the greenhouse

Anyone here actually live in a tower block? What's it like?

Going to do a buy

homebase.co.uk/en/homebaseuk/7000btu-portable-air-conditioner-412256
I'm INTJ and I'm a turbororke

Bad move

it's lit senpai

>I'm here for the job interview

Hot

is this a good or bad edition

it's a subtle but effective shoop

The fucking state of that barnet

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>privately educated middle class man with a hard on for homoerotic masculinity turns to fascism
woah, never seen that before!

Might start sleeping 2 hours a night

seems to be my specialty. I made that pic of alan as well

>too hot and sticky to sleep
>living at home again since it's summer and can't stay up late playing vidya games like I would if I were living on my own

used to live in one until I was 9 since my dad was the caretaker for it
for us it was okay since we were on the ground floor, though occasionally you'd have one of the junkies getting into a fight with another junkie

/brit/ is moving too slowly for me to shitpost effectively
might just sweat in bed instead

might sleep in the road

>he has a bedtime

Post jammies

can you be state educated and middle class?

feel like that's what i am

just had steaming hot bowl of noodles and now having a fuck off pint of scorching tea dont give a FUCK

if I take all the draws out of the freezer and sleep in there, will I survive?

>oh hey user, come join s

hello lads

Was tempted to buy a fidget spinner at the checkout in b & m bargains today but I resisted

Yes of course, the same as you can be privately educated and working class.

dicky spencer editions are fun

when i think of yanks, i think of him

might sleep in a tauntaun

Had a letter from TV licensing saying they're visiting tomorrow and I can be fined £1,000 if they "catch me watching TV". Do I have to actually be watching it for them to detect the TV waves or does it leave a trace if you've watched it in the last few days/weeks?

It would be extremely painful

When the second plane hit floors 78 through 84 of the South Tower, one of that building’s three stairways briefly remained passable. Stairwell A was in the tower’s northwest corner, as far as it could have been from the second plane’s impact.

DiFrancesco, then 37, instead went up to the 91st floor but the doors were locked, so he decided to try to head down again. “I was panicked,” he later said. “I wanted to see my wife and kids again.” On the 79th or 80th floor, the smoke began to overwhelm him, and he paused with a group of others, laid on the floor, and gasped for air. DiFrancesco said a force or spirit led him back to the stairway, encouraging him to keep heading down. “For the grace of God,” he said, “somebody led me out.” The building collapsed just as he exited. The last thing he remembers seeing is a large fireball. He awoke three days later at St. Vincent’s, suffering from extensive burns and a head laceration.

Two Aon Corp. employees came down from the 105th floor, but turned back in the face of smoke at the 79th floor, not knowing the heavy smoke lasted only a floor or two more.

you just described nearly every grammar school student so yes

haven't seen saddick khan going around comforting his fellow pakis

wonder why they aren't kicking off about that

FOY

might sleep nude tonight

I don't but my parents wouldn't be happy with my vidya game noises since my room is next to theirs

wish i had a simple normie mind, life would be easier
twitter.com/Chloe_Chattty/status/862606422118453249

They can't do shit, don't let them inside your house

wear headphones then you dingus

It's pure shit and I could tell that even when I was only 6.

Will never do that again, even in a "luxury" one.

shadilay

but i'm a student of a comprehensive

Imagine having the confidence to publicly refer to yourself a 'chatty'
whew

same
instead I have depression and anxiety

9/11 was mad when you think about it

Can you hear them banging?

hey FUCK you

As long as you don't let posh people know

class isnt determined directly by your education

what if the next potential london terrorist was killed in the fire?

I've tried this but they can still hear my keyboard and mouse and noises chair etc

When they ask if you're you just say "oh anons just popped down the shops, im watching the place for him". If they still ask to come in just tell them its your m8s house not yours so you're not comfortable letting them in, they literally cant do shit.

People should live in houses with gardens, not in supersized filing cabinets in the sky.

T may is tough on terror

...

what about state grammars
mine was full of kids on free lunches

what do Welsh girls sound like?

There's a party in the streets in my ends because Pakistan won the cricket.

It's mayhem.

all grammars are state schools you mong

hello hitchens

well mine wasnt
what are we going to do now

milk and salty coins

drinking claret and shall continue to do so tonight for as long as i so fucking well please

Like the men

where do you live?

Like stacey off gavin and stacey

north-welsh: breathy
south-welsh: sing-songy

Boris Johnson may yet become PM

screenshot this post

London

Luton?

*sits in the yellow virgin chair*
h-hi

youtube.com/watch?v=H6_ox8SmvRg

going to shove an ice cube up my arse, will report back with findings

Like the men

I don't think anyone has actually been to north or west wales to know that

going to do a winkle

youtube.com/watch?v=cBkWhkAZ9ds

most middle class people are state educated.

Anyone here own a portable air conditioner

Considering getting one. They're like £300

I live in central London. Gets horrible here and for at least a few months

That will be what all the cars beeping their horns was about earlier

State of living near Oval

>my shag is on
swear that's what she said at the beginning

any welsh lads here? can you tell me about your country?

sipping on some nigger milk

Southall?

i live in north-wales, and apparently we're described as "breathy"

LOVE wales
HATE scotland

simple as

petition to make replace reeeeeee to improve public perception of autists

I can't believe you actually have electricity