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Ngannou

*portions sparkles to his favourite ufc woman fighter*

Bless.

/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC 212

Jose Aldo vs. Max Holloway
Claudia Gadelha vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Vitor Belfort vs. Nate Marquardt
Paulo Borrachinha vs. Oluwale Bamgbose
Erick Silva vs. Yancy Medeiros

Full range ban this guy.

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Is chin hardness/weakness trained in some way or another?

Or is it mostly genetics like reaction time?

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BigCountryKOsSomeCan

Is Gustuffson gonna have to fight Manuwa?

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Genetics mostly, if you have especially thick neck it might help you a bit but that's the most you can get from training

post the real thing lazy boy

I'm on my phone :)

He cant because he's banned from his computer, h8rs are the scatposters and spammers

touché

amazing

Spainloser got banned again LMAO

No one cares which is why you come here and no one still does :(

lel that kiwi faggit is back in meta thread seething at heem

You just came from a 30 day ban for spamming gay porn in here. Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house.

Pls no, got a screencap?

Are leg kicks next to pointless or completely pointless?

Im not Coralsprings and he did not spam gay porn, h8r. Buzz off

I feel bad for that guy. Thanks for setting him straight. Bless.

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The spammer is obviously trying to frame schaub posters like us. You getting banned was the stars aligning for him to pin it on us, very unfortunate

good bye russian posters

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fags

You should get another 30 day ban for spamming gay porn

dont forget to get your picks in

Youre not fooling anyone h8r

At least try harder to hide it you wwe loser

Youre trying way 2 hard h8r youre exposing yourself

This is ur last response

Max Holloway via submission
Karolina Kowalkiewicz via knock out
NC 1 month later when both fighters pop
NC via illegal elbows and knees
Split decision draw

lol hilarious

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That's a Canadian post

Imagine being this guy's daughter or wife. How horrifying

I admittedly mock, copy, and agitate Coral Springs every single day because it's literally free (You)'s.

The kid is so autistic he responds every time and usually within 60 seconds.

I advise you to do the same if you enjoy (You)'s. He is the gift that keeps on giving.

Don't you have better things to do than trigger some obsessed sperg? Have you ever had a job or GF?

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I know you enjoy taking advantage of me and my OCD. But this post you just made genuinely makes me feel sorry for you dude. Seriously seek help. I am always willing to help you bro.

gaethje is going to get absolutely lit up by johnson

>he replies even when he's told he's being baited
oh god am i laughing

No. This is all I care about. I'm also the spammer. I'm "Adan" (sometimes if my canadian vpn is working like today), "calendarnigger", and the Woodley and Jacare poster, i've also impersonated SpergOP and dockdwarf

What other boards or generals do you like to shit up?

I hope not

This is tragic bro. I'm seriously worried for your mental state.

go to an mma gym and get kicked in the leg a few times, bud
i guarantee you you'll change your opinion

/asp/, /ck/, Sup Forums primarily though Sup Forums is the one i shit up most, mostly just /heem/ though

he's a really pathetic person

May I ask why you do it? Are you at at least a fan of MMA? Were you the one that got me banned last month?

Do you work customer support?

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ufc posting this on jewtube, pretty sure dana hates luke after those slimy comments

ur the dude posting gay skat pics?
whats wrong with u

>got me banned

who is your absolute favourite fighter?

Most entertaining=

Favourite personality=

>/ck/
>/asp/
Confirmed obese
>Sup Forums
Confirmed mentally ill

You check all the boxes.

BRAND NEW KAROLINA Q&A
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he does it because he's a bitter waste of life that will never amount to anything and he wants to take his self-hatred out on other people

>i'm trolling for (you)s
>i literally only do it for (you)s
>*gets a bunch of (you)s
lol /heem/ deserves it

No, i made that up. I own a small company that gives me a lot of free time

For the fun really. I watch mma just not that much, im here for the memes mostly and yes i baited you into the 30 day and i also talked a lot about you in that meantime in both negative and positive capacities

>Favorite
Khabib

>Most entertaining
Lawler

>Favorite personality
Khabib

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What's the discord?

do you think she takes steroids?

>yes i baited you into the 30 day and i also talked a lot about you in that meantime in both negative and positive capacities
Whelp, thanks for answering my questions I guess. Just have a bit of sympathy next time. Don't try to get me banned. I know I probably can't get you to stop, but just take it easy.

Its something i also made up. Do you think something so silly like little meetings to destroy /heem/ actually exist?

Wow a Sup Forums user who has an entire gay scat folder and myriads of mental illnesses! Very shocked!

so this was all a lie?

>Do you think something so silly like little meetings to destroy /heem/ actually exist?
I think you'd be surprised

Lol of course that sounds like some david lynch movie lmao

May I ask why you use a lot of Schaub images?

hey you mentally deranged person thats spamming gayskat stuff
serious question here
how come sometimes you post 50+ pics
and sometimes just a few
what makes you stop?
why do you start?
who molested you with gay pictures when you were little?

It produces a reaction, schaub causes quite a furor here. His face is also just priceless in that image

Also i just wanted to let you know I literally made all of this up and you idiots fall for anything LMAO

Sure you did bud

max is going to make this look easy

aldo is a known roider to anyone objective, no one should respect him

this is why scatspammer does it
it's that simple

holy fucking autism i wish i could meet and heem every single avatar faggot here

I'm 90 percent of /heem/ American mobile posters. I (you) myself all day and start fake drama to sell /heem/ tickets

>tfw every bisping-gsp video has more dislikes than likes with people calling them out for ducking
fucking finally

>people ITT actually think this is the spammer

i like em both
will be a great fight for sure
can't wait for it desu

I could impersonate every here and twice on Sundays

I guess it all comes down to which absolute nonsense you think is true and whats not. Like you believed that whole asp cabal autism but don't believe that i made that up?

You are all morons lmao

Im also a part of the discord and a key agent in executing Phase 2 of moving this place to /asp/. Coralsprings getting banned and getting so much blame alongside the other schaubposter gave us a valuable vacuum of time and power to assert ourselves. Now more autism than ever with the return of coral to here

We are just getting started

The question is am i lying about everything, some things, or nothing?

I'm trying to figure out why the Ontario government is paying Michael Bisping $120,000 to come to Toronto to celebrate our 150th anniversary.

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bundaspain or the sperg?

Its the secret SPOOKY discord carrying out Phase 2 lol

Post screenshots from your discord you nutjob

I think Aldo is going to beat Holloway.
He's a more technically proficient striker in general and thrives on the counter, whereas Holloway likes to pressure. He also has a slight reach advantage, despite being shorter than Holloway. He's consistently stuffed takedowns from guys like Mendes and Edgar, who are leagues about Holloway as wrestlers, so any attempts by Holloway to mix things up likely won't get him very far.

I cant. Im only allowed to say what im saying or theyll expel me. Even then theyre telling me right now to not go into too much detail. They do want me to tekl you guys there's 3 of is posting here right now

>muh technical

Literally your only argument ever you zilch it means jack shit. Even hack slack isnt as repetitive and dull as you

You need to get help

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we talked about this already stop outing yourself so easily theyre getting pissed at us