I'm never getting a gf. holy fuck i'm so lonely

i'm never getting a gf. holy fuck i'm so lonely

Being here isn't going to help.

this.

...

why do you need a gf so badly that you're in anguish from your loneliness?

nothing is going to help

friday nights all i think about is killing myself. nobody has ever wanted to do anything. i must be pretty fucking useless to the world

i guess i don't need a gf but that's what i want most. even just irl human contact with people who care about me would be pleasant

are your parents not shitheads? go see a movie with your mom, she'd love to spend some time with you.

i'm fucking 27 years old, hanging out with my parents is depressing as fuck

>implying that's a bad t hing
girlfriends are for fags, it's 2016+2 for christ sake

Meh. They're way overrated.

I had a GF. She was shitty. Had another. She was shitty too. Had a few more. All shitty.

Women are shitty people. Being lonely sucks, but not as much as shitty people. I've heard that some aren't shitty, but I've also heard Unicorns are real.

That's not much consolation, but don't be thinking they're all that and a bag of chips.

I've got a wife and a gf. Trust me it's not that great.

I know not all of them are that great.

idk i just have this massive void and insecurity about being devoid of value to an entire sex, 4 billion people.

What's so hard about getting a bitch. I don't understand the people that complain about it being so difficult. Talk to a bitch. Get her to like you and there

Go watch anime

if you're really feeling depressed all the time I don't think having a girlfriend is just going to magically cure you.

Finding a gf will be easier if you are able to find peace with who you are.

In the meantime, go see a movie with mom, she won't be around forever you know.

shut the fuck up with your perv mind

Oh fuck user, I'm gonna go call mom now :(

I’m 27. Still goes takes my mom to the cinema and dad to hockey games.

>Get her to like you
found the hard part

it's impossible if you're physically unattractive like i am.

i give up, i'm sorry i whined about it. it really sucks that this is my life.

hope you two have a nice night. :)

same here bro

i wasn't expecting it to cure me

yeah. i should just cherish my parents until they pass and then kill myself. i mean that's what i'm doing but should do more stuff with them that they like.

you're too focused on getting laid dude. it's painfully obvious that this whole thread was to whine about how you've never gotten your dick wet.

i was never hiding that fact

it's not about "getting laid" it's about not being lonely.

>it's impossible if you're physically unattractive like i am.

People underestimate it but physical looks mean so fucking much. I know your pain user. if you're ugly, you will never get hit on by a woman. it's brutal.

In saying that it's not impossible obviously, but the only way is to put yourself out there and convince women, which is hard but that's what us ugly fucks have to deal with.

I'm the same age as you and I'm poor as fuck too. Still managed to get like 8 damn girlfriends (6 before college), 2 long terms during college/after, all while being poor as fuck. Like literally poor. I hate eating out/going out because I'm frugal as fuck. You just gotta go out there and look for someone willing to put up with your shit. You miss 100% of shots you don't take. You never seen a hot as fuck girl out there with a guy that's a 5? You might be able to get a 5 if you're a 1. That's something m8.

yeah people with baseline attractiveness really can't comprehend it, it's not their fault they just have no frame of reference whatsoever

it feels impossible to me because i never developed social skills due to social isolation caused by extreme unattractiveness, so there really is no option for me.

normal shit like gfs and hugs and kisses are an impossible task. it's a pretty miserable existence. i could never have a family because of it. it's really hard not to get down.

I know man. I know...

The weird thing is that men even care about their value in the eyes of women. I mean really, a huge percentage of women are inarguably really shitty people and there's no reason to give a fuck what they think is valuable. Some are probably cool, but the odds of finding one that isn't taken, AND is interested in you, AND you're also interested in - well, the odds aren't good. Rationally, it's kinda silly to feel butthurt about that.

...but loneliness isn't particularly rational, so yeah, I understand exactly where you're coming from. Getting burned by a few women helps to understand that, but it's fucking impossible to actually incorporate that knowledge fully so you don't feel bad about yourself *in addition* to feeling lonely.

Other guys in this thread are right though. Looks are a pretty small part of what it takes to get a girl. Personality is king. Mine sucks. Yours probably does too. That's really hard to change. I'm just saying that you probably *think* you want it more than you actually would if you had it.

Hey OP Cheer UP,
I was like you, and now i got a petite gf

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>how. they make profit? wtf!!!

Protip. If you dress well, have okay manners and show some ability to socialize you will attract someone. Trust me.

yo why do you want to give away your freedom that badly? let me tell you, fucking the same thing will become a CHORE. i don't care how comfortable it is. i will take the freedom to fucking pull out video games and porn at any time i want over coming home to a nagging gf.
don't hit me with that best friend shit. you can have plenty friends without a gf. shit is way overrated. find a couple that's fucking non stop after a year, i dare you

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When I say dress well. I mean dress pants some beautiful dress shoes, nice dress shirt, all causal of course. You will attract someone just by that alone.

>hurr durr my problems are unsolvable!!!!!!!! i should just die!!!!!!!

holy fuck dude, it's not your looks scaring them away it's your total lack of balls. Humans are capable of great things, and you're human so go and do your training montage and get your gf so you can find out "hey pussy isn't an instant cure not having any hobbies"

The reason there are so many couples who stop fucking after a while is simply because a large majority of people get into shallow relationships out of convenience, rather than actual love or compatibility. Me and my gf still have sex multiple times a day, every single day, after three years. You just need to know what you want in life, think about the kind of person you need to be with and have the patience not to stop looking until you find someone like that instead of jumping on the first opportunity to get regular sex.

There is nothing depressing about having a positive relationship with your parents. Someday they will be gone and you'll wish you could still do things with them like going to the movies. Also put yourself in their shoes, you're their kid they'd and they'll always think of you that way, so they'd love to hang out with you and not be ignored and forgotten.

Unless your parents are complete assholes you should never see it as a bad thing to spend time with them, regardless of how old you are.

I'm 26 and I enjoy going places with my parents. I have a wife, I love including my parents in my vacations. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. The OP needs a to realize that his way of thinking is the primary reason for him failing to find a partner. Women can smell failure

Exactly. So many people enter relationships just because they think it's what they're suppose to do, purely because of sex, or simply because they don't want to be alone. Then they complain all the time about how terrible it is and how they don't have sex anymore. They never realize that they entered the relationship for stupid reasons and stayed in the relationship for all the wrong ones as well.

Don't worry man you aren't missing out on much. There's more pain than anything.

I guess the worst part is i couldn't get one even if i tried.

i'd like to have a gf before i died just to prove i could. that doesn't seem even remotely likely.

me too, it always hits me on Friday night cause I'm too busy other days
>tfw no gf

I am a virgin too so I can't say it gets better

the worst part about being single for a long time is when you do find a girl. you become drunk with the good times, the injokes and the gut-wrenching laughter, the sitting and watching tv, etc. you forget the pain. then, when it all falls apart and she leaves you or you leave her or you leave eachother...you remember. but this time the crushing weight of solitude is worse than it was before

i may as well just kill myself. i'm never going to be happy.

who cares gf are annoying as fuck. being single is better

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Girls are disappointing anyway. Live your life for something else

only because you tell yourself that. you're making your own suffering

Do you mean "A gf" or "THE PERFECT gf"?

so get up and start bettering yourself. bitching does nothing. there are cultures and practices dedicated to this very goal.

explore the world you sheltered turd. use the internet.

that's something people say that isn't true but people just parrot it anyways to fit their worldview
a gf. perfect people don't exist.

>be me
>25 virgin
>at work one day
>see 8/10 qt3.14
>talked a coupple times,
>grow some balls for like 10 seconds
>ASK "Hay, you wanna hang out some time maybe go on blunt ride?"
>she says yes.
>mfw it turns out she's an ex stripper,
>plays with her tits first day,
>fucked atlest 20 times over the next week.
>no longer alone
>No longer virgin
>MFW free lap dances for life

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>a gf

Wow, then you're really out of luck. At least I'm single because I don't want to date fat chicks.

Not having it is bad enough.
Losing what you have is even worse.
If you lose it through betrayal, you'll wish you never had it.

>/r9k/
>>/r9k/
welcome to your new home, friend

The newest of fags.

Keep browsing Sup Forums and never going outside to talk to girls. I'm sure that'll find you a girl eventually.

shut the fuck up retard. i'm not interested in talking with retard edgelords who are roleplaying stereotypes.

Also there was gonna be pics a coupple videos and a count. On greentext... but if you want to be the nigger that qutoes the rules of Sup Forums instead of having interest in genuine shit with free porn.. your more of a faggot than I thought.

that's your new (self-proclaimed) identity
i'm just telling you what it comes with

and by the way, you shouldn't even be posting on Sup Forums anymore

i don't care if you post it but personally i'm a little porned out. those aren't rules are anything btw, sorry if you got butthurt at light banter.

That's what I used to think. Then I got one. Now I'm single again and I realized I'm much happier alone. A relationship can be very stressful. The sex isn't even worth it. My plan is to be single and free for as long as I can and just pay for sex when I want it with no strings attached.

Hey op, the first step is to fix yourself, go to the gym the sooner you can, you will get ripped and you will meet a lot of people just by opening that door. In other words, kill your depression with exercise, also hang out with your parents for fun, not as an escape from loneliness. Its hard I KNOW IT, but you gotta work through this