Reds @ Jays

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Jays gonna get blown out 17-0 tonight edition

Happ struggling a bit tonight. Hope he gets better for next time.

Pretty sure they started Happ in this game because they knew they wouldn't get any runs off of the Reds starter tonight

I noticed that Tulo throwing speed is kinda shit

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Holy shit

jesus christ he fucking destroyed that ball what the fuck lol

DONNIE

RAISE YOUR DINGERS JOEY BATS

How hard is it to get Canadian citizenship? I need to get out of the land of Drumpf :/

missed you, solo diner man

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anyone think Eddie would have hit that out? ;____;

>he doesn't have dual citizenship

SOLO DINGER MAN IS BACK

RUSSGOAT

WE SOLODINGERVILLE

BASED

>REDS pitching
Home Run Derby confirmed

I will literally trade you passports right now

how many brehs raising they dingers?

best bet is come over here and find a nice girl to marry

BASED RUSS

PITCHER CONFIRMED ASSHURT

5 HRs in the game already
All but Russel hits it under 400 ft. and was just 2 feet short of that.
Fucking Martin is useless I tell ya!!

Pitcher is shook as fuck

jesus Travis. For fuck sakes. Had the pitcher on the ropes and comes up and starts swinging at literally everything. Let his ass off the hook.

Depends on what kind of immigrant you'll be. My guess is it'll be five years for you to get full citizenship. You'll be able to live in Canada much sooner, of course.

lol 5 years is the best case scenario
immigration takes a longass time. if you dont have any serious sponsors you're pretty much fucked

this. get PR status first and then wait a few years and go for full citizenship. Takes time but it is doable.

>barnes

ruh roh its a dingerwar

and Martins is now ranking at 411 ft. All six over 400. Fireworks are fun!!

live by the ding die by the ding

>say, pat, how's his stuff?
>it's great, buck, he's got great stuff

what a catch

>not leading cincinnati by at least 15 runs

loup there it is

Joe Smith is the real closer

SO MANY DINGERS

i love morales

>take a quick shower
>miss the dinger
fug

i like carly agro

*dabs*

Things are looking up

it's only may

>Both this game and tomorrow's game are at a time where I won't be able to watch them
REEEEE
Good to see the Jays are nearing .500 and the dingers kept happening, though