OFFICIAL BOSTON RED SOX @ CHICAGO WHITE SOX GAMETHREAD

The matchup that White Sox fans have been waiting for a while. Sale vs Quintana.


Sale Perfecto incoming. First pitch 7:10PM CST.

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>inb4 Sale goes full barves game and gets lit up

I wonder if the White Sox will wear the throwbacks that Sale cut up last year just to fuck with him.

I'm worried that Q is gonna accidentally gonna plunk someone then Sale will retaliate and all hell will break lose.

hey guys ive been sick since friday what should i do

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"We hope to light his ass up."- Hahn on the matchup today on ESPN1000.

I thought that was funny to hear.

kojis back?

>2 Joses, 3 Garcias, and a Yolmer Sanchez
The White Sox are spic city.

OMFG IT'S AN RBO THREAD.

DRINK ALL THE BOOZE UNTIL IT IS GONE.

don't forget only Hispanic manager in the league too

I'm suprised you guys hav't released Fatdoval yet.

>have to watch the chicago stream because I cant find a working NESN stream

not a fan of this

HEGONE

Sale get ejected already?

Off to a good start.

Our other 3rd basemen is batting below 200

Anyone want a peanut lol?

Embrace the Benetti

He just used the word vintage when referring to older red sox teams

its triggering my autism

>white Sox
>nota single white player on the team
Really makes me think

Want THE Toddfather?

where is beebo?

do you want me in the thread tonight

He's literally OUR guy. Just wait until he says "GJGE".

I WANT ALL THE TYPING PROFILES TBHANON RAGEPIIPY BEEBO IT IS MY NIGHT OFF I AM GETTING LOADED I WILL GIVE THEM ALL YOUS

ME ON TOP OF BOTTLE

umm, can you please stop heckling my dad dude

hed be an upgrade in every way

ok, you know what you need to do

I AM A BROTHER TO MEMESTERS AND A COMPANION TO PEANUTS.

>he thinks he's manny Ramirez but he's not
Really rude tbqh. Someone throw that racist out of here.

The Red Sox are just about the only team that could benefit from Frazier. At least he has good upside.

He'll invoke Harambe again. Just watch.

HANLEY SWING THE BAT

JUST SWING IT

we know what would happen to this sick freak at fenway, where none racists are allowed

His palms are sweaty,
knees weak, arms are heavy..

do you think my wi fi and smart phone are going to give me brain cancer

Wheres moncada batting in the lineup??

Over/Under # of players Sale beans. Set at 1.5

Placem now gogogo

who

push

Right after Kopech.

DO U LIVE NEAR POWERLINES?

IF SO YES!

>standing ovation for Sale

That was expected.

craig breslow that reminds me he's a sciencst i could ask him

MOMS SPAGHETTI

If Kenny was in the lineup, I'd say over.

Basabe

>that clapping after he Ks a sox hitter

NO NO-NO

MELKY

Sale is shook
Abreu is gonna hit a dong

haha, i said push, like exactly 1.5, but htat's impossible

yeah probably sale lives in his head and he is really worked up today

Is Sale afraid to pitch to abroo?

gotta admit, I feel fucking dumb for thinking Judge isn't roty

we all live in ours heads

did i tell you about the time i saw a black guy stealing a hubcap on Calumet street lol

i always knew ben nintendo was bad

SWING, TODD. WE'RE TRYING TO TRADE YOU TO THIS TEAM.

If this was the abroo of last year, he'd have struck out from those inside pitches.

wrong i live in my apartment

i live in my mom's basement but it's a really big room and i can put up whatever posters i want on the walls

>Sale shook
>latoddunn about to let him off the hook

do u a kurt cobain on the wall?

>frazhurr

who's?

>Latoddunn

FUCKING

KILL

YOURSELF

WAY TO GO LATODDUNN

what's latoddun

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singer for agnostic front

Your future 3B

I can't fucking take this guy on the white sox stream

hes so fucking autistic

Frazier is the latest reincarnation of a boom/bust hitter. First was Adam Dunn, then Adam LaRoche, and now him. And by our powers combined, he is Latodunn.

have you ever wondered why they're always singing during baseball games

RBO POST ANIMU OR 2TBPS

>avishit

i think every hitter is boom bust, because you either get an out (bust) or don't get an out (boom), so really there's two outcomes, kind of like when you finnally work up the courage to ask out the cute girl

Well he does have cerebral palsy, so close enough

Has 2tbps been reached yet?

I hate when I forget the current highest doubled data.

are you talking about the hawk

who would you rather have?

I blame that entire inning on Frazshit. Sale was shaky and then got completely off the hook because Frazshit is a piece of trash not even worth a bag of baseballs.

Hurry up and take him off our hands already Bostonbros

ok,

Dunn, LaRoche, and Frazier were all high-strikeout, high-home-run sluggers in the NL, and then came to the White Sox just to be high-strikeout, below the Mendoza Line busts.

the AL is harder than NL

not that guy, but hawk doesn't do home games anymore. he lives in southbend and he's afraid of all the black people between where he lives and GRF

Yes it is.

Frazier needs to fucking kill himself. I hope Sale gives him a Platinum Sombrero today.

thanks

you too

ok, goodnight

>leury
why

lul

ballgame

Can Todd compete?

>pic related

Game over.

Welp

JBABYJ
WORTH
THE
PRICE
OF
ADMISSION
ITSELF

>Dnnn struck out 177 times in 2011, 222 in 2012, 199 in 2013, 159 in 2014
>LaRoche was absolute dogshit his only year and isn't worth mentioning
>Fraz struck out 163 times last year
>all these were in the top 10 in times being struck out in their repsective years in the AL
fun shit senpai

bjbj