In this thread we say which countries would sit at the cool table and which would sit at the fag table

In this thread we say which countries would sit at the cool table and which would sit at the fag table

I will start

Denmark- cool table

One day he will make you pay for this

Lmao

India - fag table

Unfortunately Israel - Cool table.. for now..

Nah, gtfo kike.

Australia, fag table

Sweden fag table same with the us

germany, chooses to stand while giving his seat at the cool table to some shithead

The United States

Our own table (but secretly trying to get more cool table people to join our table, like Norway)

>HAHAHHAHHAHAHHA
>literally the laughing stock of the world right now
>thinks the us would sit at the cool table
>lmao

Imagine being this retarded

>imagine being american

Brazil - fucking kool table
Segura o pai, faggots

America - cool
China - fag
Canada - cool
Russia - cool
Japan - fag
All of Africa - fag
Sweden - fag
New Zealand - cool
Yemen - cool

Cool kid, doesn't afraid of anything.

>Russia - cool
Sure thing Vladimit Vladimirovich

Sweden - Gets to sit on floor

>wrong
>wrong
>correct
>correct
>wrong
>correct
>correct
>wrong
>FUCKING YEMEN LOL no idiot

>The whole world talks about America constantly.
>Europe constantly talks about America in a derogatory manner, which is clearly jealousy manifest.
>Middle East talks about America and how much they hate them and all their capitalistic wealth.
>Asia talks about America and how to come into wealth and power like America.
>Australia is America with stricter gun control.
Sounds to me like any popular football player at school. Everyone is obsessed with him. The cool kids want to be him, the rejects want to talk shit about him while secretly wanting to be him.
Don't delude yourself, you're obsessed with us.

>us
Kek. Pretending to be an American on a anonymous carpet weaving forum.

There are only so many tables on this battleship, who the fuck do you think you are, do you think tables grow on trees, mother fucker sit down and eat your pudding.
I am talking to you to germany. You lost the war, now sit on the floor at the table of your choosing.
God damn children and their seating preferences.
Back when I was a table sitting country we didn't just sit at tables, we held them up with our dicks, and blew bubblegum bubbles to make them level, I swear if any of you even think about putting the table together I will court marshal your communist ideals with the speed of 1000 cat killing cars at a children's crossing. Never before in my life have o witnessed such indecision concerning posterior position except that time I copulated with 5 girls in 5 minutes, hooar, pull it out she said, I don't want to become pregnant. Indecision. It's the enemy on this boat son. Dismissed.

Oh, I'm American.
You should use "an" instead of "a" when the following word begins with a vowel.
You're welcome for your daily English lesson.

Norway - cool table
Denmark - cool table
Finland - cool table
Iceland - cool table

USA - standing next to cool table
Canada - standing next to cool table
Australia - standing next to cool table

Germany - fag table
France - fag table
UK - fag table
Italy - fag table
Spain - fag table

Sweden - sitting on the floor

>I'm American
>Knows his grammer
kek. Nice try.

Eritrea - Cool table
Cape Verde - Cool Table
tldr if the name sounds cool it sits at the cool table or it gets the hose again.

Lol
>we just laugh at you for electing DRUMP
>hows all those school shootings going buddy?
>nice wellfare
>good luck not being a white country in 2050
>AMERICA IS TOTALLY COOL
>get over yorself retard

>this is fairly accurate

No way, Canada is 100% fag table.

Russia is cool table, and best Korea, and nippon, and... dubai.

t. Canadian

Right, because no intelligent people come from America, correct? That's why we have 3 times as many Nobel laureates than the next country, right?

tryhard

See the example posted for Europe.

Yo, Swaziland deffs has a place at the cool table. The rest of Africa tho... it right. Although I could see the Democratic Republic of Congo sitting at the cool table. Oh ya also Uganda is now at the cool table for life cause of memez.

Kikes at the cool table?
Maybe if it's a school for kikes only.
Pic.related, it's you.

Even tho the Netherlands is cucked they can sit at the cool table as lichinsteins beta orbiter.

Guys what's the verdict on the Vatican? And monico? And Barbados? I don't know where those guys would sit,

They kinda sound like fag table names.

>lichinsteins
That's not a real country.

>lichinstein
>cool table
yea right...

Monaco - cool table

Vatican - fag table
Barbados - fag table

switzerland-school desk away from any table
Phillipines-beating up on the stoner table
Thailand-underneath the fag table sucking off the others

Serbia notgood enough for fag table

you retarded euros are really obsessed with this shit as if judging other countries by your incredibly lame standards could make up for the fact that youre all a bunch of freedomless cucks

except you, poland, you're ok.

They can remain outside scrounging up the leftovers, from fag's table, in the trash.

>freedomless cucks
>except you, poland, you're ok.
>One of the most corrupt and oppressive countries in Europe

*Is pushed to the ground and formed into a table for the French to sit at and eat frogs on*

Well I guess the 6million survivors can't be wrong about a countries level of corruption can they?

Nice try, but there weren't even 6 million, so your argument is invalid

MUH FREEDOM i mean i can send my children to school and not worry about some fuck nut shooting them idiot

>doesn't infringe on its citizens rights to self defense
>doesn't flood itself with 3rd world niggers
>doesn't submit to the UN

a cunt like you would call that corrupt and oppressive why dont you go suck a syrian child rapists dick

yeah thats really "cool" bro i hope it makes you feel better about being a freedomless cuck

>Unfortunately

pathetic noodle armed self hating kike detected

yes ploise... then we can bash the fags

Serbia is beating the shit out of the vending machine

>free healthcare
>free school
>you have a 2 party system
>not even a real democracy
>scandinavia is really cool compared to muricucks
>eat shit fagget

>Kazakhstan - cool table
>Uzbekistan - fag table

Fuck Uzbekistan

>haha dumb Americans
Has most nobel prizes
>haha fat Americans
Has most Olympic gold medals
>haha boot lickers
Reason our military budget is so huge is because we provide military forces for so many other countries, including a lot of Eurocucks
>haha national debt
Which is why people flee their country, Eurocucks included, to come to America for better opportunities
>haha school shootings
Better off having a legal right to not only own guns, but legally use them for self protection against anyone who wants to take my life or property
>haha Trump
Only reason any other country would give a shit about our president is because he isn’t taking shit from other countries like Obama and will pull funding that we send those countries for trying to walk over us

Countries try to talk shit but like one user described earlier, it’s like hating the Jock who gets all the girls and can beat anyone’s ass if he wanted too. You hate him only because you wish you can be him

>has the most school shootings
>has the Highest number of people in prison
>LMAO
>muh freedom
america is a joke stop pretending it isnt sincerly Scandinavia
>be jelly fagget

>Ireland
Under the table.

North Korea could fuck your shit up in a day if they wanted,
>muh healthcare

>US would never let that happen
>tfw your country is among many that would be cucked if it weren’t for the US

>Nobody cares if they could FUCK MY SHIT UP
>Nato is a thing you fucking moron
>lol enjoy dying in a hospital with a bill that your childrens children are gonna have to pay LUL

lost

Australia: Fuck the table. We're at the bar hitting on the topless waitress.

>You think this is a big knife, wait till you see ma donk...

...

>European countries, Australia, Korea and Japan - Cool table
>China and South-east Asia - too busy producing other tables
>India - at the toil... ah no
>Africa - in the toilettes
>Israel - on the cool table, in an ashtray
>America - under the fag table, hiding from gunshots
>Middle East countries - shooting at the fag table on the kaffirs