Be me

>Be me
>Coming home from a friends place at midnight
>Stop at a red light
>Random drunk bitch jump onto car, thinks im an uber
before I can even utter a word
>tells me address
>Goes immidiately to sleep in backseat
>Start driving to her adress
>cont?

Yes, cont.

bump

No.. this will probably end badly and I want to spare everyone the anguish, stop now OP while you still have the chance

yes

Continue

U have att type ffs

Dubs has spoken

real or not cont. !

>address is 18 minutes away
>I decide to take the long 40 min route
>On the way, shes half waking up to puke
>Opens car door
>Have to stop my car, so she can let it out
>Doesnt seem to be puking, just spitting out saliva
>Ask her to close the door
>She goes back to sleep
>So I wait about 10 min. She seems to be sleeping
>Pull Over, and put the car on park
>I get out and head to the passenger seat where shes laying

Cont?

Continue

You don't need to ask
But yes, your request to cont is granted

Please continue. You have taken my attention.

Bump

Go on...

>and yes, I make sure to pull over on a dim lighted street, where there is hardly any traffic
>Anyway, I open the passenger door, and slowly sit next to her, as not to startle her or wake her up
>Although, shes passed out, so I dont think it mattered
>I close the door
>And I take in the moment for a minute
>This 7/10 drunk qt laying there, with her big, veluptious breasts almost popping out, and her skirt so high up I can see her cheeks
>Shes got a nice bubble butt for an asiatic chick
>diamonds.jpg
>thoughts start racing through my mind, of the dirty things I want to do to her

Cont?

keep going op

But your a good guy and just leave here there right OP? End of story?

Continue

>I start caressing her thicc legs
>goddam her legs are soft AF
>I run my hand from where her knees start , all the way to her thighs
>hearts racing, dick is as hard as diamonds
>I decide to go for it, and slide my hand and I feel her velvelt thong at the tip of my fingers
>And behind I can feel a landing strip
>I pull her panties to the side

Cont?

And not a picture to show for it

STOP teasing us you fuck!

Don't ask for Cont? just give us all the dirty little details please

Post the story or don't you needy faggot

Cont???????

At least use up the character limit or something. Continue

>velvet thong

Kek

Yeaaah im bored now, you can stop.

fake and gay
fuck off

Yeah stop posting, op.
Pic related. It's you.

>be op
>drunk girl puts her trust in me
>first thoughts are rape her
>go home and post on retard chan so the other retards can jack off to it
>you will be here forever.

...

So, she's suddenly wearing a different pair of underwear?

>I can feel her pubic hair against my fingers
>My middle and index fingers are trying to find an opening
>this girl must be tight AF
>My fingers are so close to finding the sweet spot
>She just closes her legs
>I immidiately remove my hand
>Im thinking with my dick at this point
>Shes still seems passed out
>I grab both of her legs, and pull her towards me, not forcefully but gentle enough
>She on her back, I got her spread eagle
> She wakes up or as awake as a drunk person can get and seems to go along with it
>But at the last second she tells me to stop
> fuckme.jpg
> She goes back to being somewhat passed out
> I try one more time
> She sits up half drunk , and weakly pushes me away and slaps me weakly
>At this point ... Im like fuck it
>Get back to the driver seat
> Grab the 20 bill from her purse and drive her home
> We get there, shes drunk and stumbling, I help her towards her place
> I ask her to use the bathroom
> She lets me, I walk in , take a piss
>Shes laying on the couch and then I leave
> Sorry fags, I failed you

ITT:

>finger blast the drunk sluts hole
>she wakes up and sees me, even in her drunken state she realizes that I, Op (a 400 pound greasy neck beard 5"4 faggot) shouldn't be anywhere near her vagina
>she then beats me up as I get a boner and proceed to jizz in my pants
>go home and tell 4 chan how I raped a chick hoping that someone finally thinks I'm cool.

here is some fapping material because op's retard story is retarded. Post good fap shit please.

>veluptious
>velvet thong

We're dealing with an aeronautical engineer who designs extra-planetary vehicles here.

Its ok, we knew you would.

>after pulling thong to side and feeling landing strip
>realised there was a pair of balls and tiny Asian dick
>my cock was still diamonds though
>me no faggot but really needed to fuck
>passed out Asian was good looking
>had nice tits as well
>decided fuck it im going into that ass
>got my gf's hand cream out of glove compartment
>smothered my cock with it
>didn't care if Asian was awake or not now
>Asian didn't budge as I parted cheeks
>Slid my rock hard greasy cock slowly into the hole
>Asian started to try and move
>I just cuddled into her/him and started pumping away
>it felt like the best hole I've ever fucked
>Asian was waking up, looking me in the eyes
>She/he was really pretty we started kissing
>She/he was moaning with pleasure
>I came bucket fulls in that hole
we are now married and have adopted 3 kids. I still drive around pretending to be an uber driver in the hope I get to fuck some other pretty Asian ladyboy, I'm still not a faggot though cos ladyboys are grills aren't they.

How can you make a drunk chick pass out more? With Chloroform?

>and then I took her to her aunt and uncle in belair, opened the door and walked my dinosaur

Did you mean rocket surgeon?

The first picture is pic related, fag

Nice if she remembers you left dna

GRUG TINKS HE FUNNY! GRUG POSTS GARBAGE ON Sup Forums! GRUG IS HERE SINCE LAST SUMMER!

shitty contribution OP, low quality jpeg and overall shitty comment.

NO SERIOUSLY, ANY OF YOU FAGS CAN ADVICE ON HOW TO MAKE A GIRL PASS OUT WITH OVER THE COUNTER STUFF? I WILL POST WINS IF YOU CAN SUGGEST ANYTHING, ST. PATRICKS IS COMING NEXT WEEK

Well I wasn't talking about brain scientists.

nice dubs
any moar
I'd love to see your gf with her legs spread with that sex toy inside her

You are the worst kind of human.

I like you

rape time

instead of coming up with this retarded story you should have taken more pics for this IMAGE board

What's up with the watches, never understood it.

here we see a textbook Sup Forums white knight.
a rare specimen, to be sure.
nature truly is amazing