C-Celeb Thread f-for Johnnie-come-latelies a-and homecoming b-beta man-queens...
C-Celeb Thread f-for Johnnie-come-latelies a-and homecoming b-beta man-queens
Michael Jackson
Brandon Robinson
Fuck off Herman
Colton Peterson
I want to be her foot slave
Charles Butler
Logan Brown
more feet here too pls
Nicholas Diaz
Ryder Thomas
>smooth
Lincoln James
F-Forgive m-me g-g-good sir... I-I have a-a very b-b -b-beautiful w-woman a-and I-I a-appreciate th-the difficulties a-and frustrations e-e-experienced b-by those who are n-n-not so blessed...
Lucas Wood
Yeah, I prefer them smooth. How'd you know?
Jason Miller
Brayden Rodriguez
Lucas Lee
Austin Lewis
fuck yes
Henry Torres
Lucas Wood
John Allen
How does it feel to know that she is probably sucking on a fat cock right now?
Brayden Rivera
Jason Lopez
Luis Gray
Jonathan Allen
Noah Brooks
>red
Brandon Gutierrez
Michael King
Not so good. And I'm not even him.
John Perry
My weakness again.....
Joseph Richardson
Henry Long
mmm, ass and soles
Elijah Parker
Thick mommy ass
Grayson Baker
A-A w-w-woman o-of this quality i-is very h-h-hard to p-please a-and I-I-I-I sincerely d-doubt I-I will b-b-be able t-to c-completely satisfy a-all h-her needs with what I h-h-have... S-She i-is o-one o-of the b-best i-in the w-w-world a-a-and it would b-be v-v-v-very p-presumptuous o-of m-me t-t-to think I-I, a-a beta s-sumptster, c-c-could c-c-compete w-w-with th-that a-a-and b-be a-a-able t-to attain t-t-to her p-perfections i-in any d-d-department...
Easton Edwards
>beach
Adrian Nelson
Justin Fisher
CUMM
James Gomez
>fuckk i need that ass
Lincoln Powell
Bentley Scott
It's fine to have celeb threads if you want, but reading that typed stuttering hurts my fucking brain dude. There's no need for it at all.
Adam Russell
>me too
Angel Scott
>standing there, i'd eat it and then thigh fuck her
Gavin Powell
Gavin Kelly
Carter Ward
Jace Roberts
Need Kenzie feet on my lap
Owen Rivera
I wanna be under her desk worshiping her feet and keeping them soft with my cum while she works
James Ward
she's ready to slide that smooth white foot in my ass
Jordan Richardson
Kenzie feet on your cock
Owen Rogers
Easton Campbell
i need you
Luis Myers
Okay, you can have that, I'll keep her lips busy with mine.
Joseph Lopez
Kys beta males. We all hate you.
Parker Long
>need mac and tay
Cameron Perry
>yass
Jack Hernandez
Babe
David Davis
Moar ass
John Bennett
Mason Fisher
OP is making fun of all of you in this thread
Bentley Jones
the lewd feet Queen
Colton Smith
Luke Long
Jaxson Walker
>no open rooms?
Camden Carter
Aaron Campbell
Mmm
Liam Bennett
Blake Bailey
Tyler Cruz
Good boys
Charles Fisher
Oh wait it's a herman thread...
he lives on Sup Forums in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc
...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment when you realise that:
>G Hannelius poster =
>Mackenziefag aka Pedofag
>Millie Bobby Brown
>Victoria Justice/stutterfag
>Carafag
>Peyton List
>Dove Cameron
>munnfag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>katyfag
>footfag
>RPfag
>elle fanning
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
>Watson falseflagging troll
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a heads up to u guys it's all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on Sup Forums and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads
Carson Evans
Asher Adams
>haven't seen any yet
Austin Garcia
I-I know sh-she d-d-deserves to h-have a-a-a real m-man b-but I-I-I can a-a-assure y-y-you she i-isn't s-s-so engaged... I-I-I hope y-y-you are n-not jealous b-b-because I-I p-possess s-such a-a beautiful w-woman g-good sir... I-I p-promise I-I-I wouldn't stand t-toe t-to toe w-with y-you f-for 5 seconds b-before crumpling l-like a p-paper sheet at y-your f-feet, w-waiting f-for y-your h-heavy b-boot toes t-to rearrange m-my b-body p-parts i-into hideousnesses beyond h-h-human comprehensions...
Cameron Anderson
...
Evan Hill
Carter Baker
Hudson Gray
perfect
Luis Miller
Oh wait it's a herman thread...
The main Herman of the celeb thread is a samefagging autistic pedophile NEET beware of his posts, he likes Disney stars (especially underage girls) his posts:
>Francesca Capaldie (ginger girl) 14 years old - 2018
>Millie Bobby Brown 14 years old - 2018
>Mackenzie Foy 18 yo - 2018 (mostly)
>Jordyn Jones 17 yo - 2017
>G Hannelius (the lesbian with innsmouth disease)
>Peyton List
>Dove Cameron
>Victoria Justice a.k.a stutterfag spam
>Taylor Swift (one of them) example, using a celeb as a guise for a gay circle jerk fest
These actresses' ages were all listed conveniently on a simple disney star Google search under "people who like this also search for.."
Ignore his pedo-lewding samefagging it happens a lot.
Please report any rule violations for underage girls and make celeb threads a better place for everyone.
Christian Clark
Camden Richardson
ty mistriss invanka
my asshole needs punished by your foot
Angel Myers
Kayden James
Isn't that place already taken by her dad?
Isaiah Garcia
Kayden Nelson
Dominate me
Aaron Bennett
Quick rundown on BAIT THREADS
============1. background=====
=======
> m00t started Sup Forums 2004
> Sup Forums costs $$$ to run
> not enough $$ from ads: advertisers no like Sup Forums + adblock cucks
> more time on Sup Forums = more jewgold
> STRATEGY: keep users on Sup Forums longer m00t losing it, tired of shit revenue
> befriends SJWs (A.S., Z.Q.), gets SJW gf (Mallory G. from Gawker)
> Aug 2014 GamerGate & Fappening shitstorm
> advertisers say 'bye!'
> Sup Forums is fucked now, need $$$$!!!
> m00t bans GamerGate & Fappening pix (temporarily)
> replaces current m0ds with SJW m0ds to enforce bans
> Sup Forums rebels: vandalizes everything
> fuckthisshit.jpg
.
============3. Sale of Sup Forums ==========
> m00t leaves jan 2015
> Hiroyuki (2ch founder) buys Sup Forums on sep 2015
> Sup Forums still make very little $$$ (compared to costs)
> needmoretraffic.jpg
> 1. POLITICAL SHILLING ——Shillapalooza: JIDF, CTR, ShareBlue, Ruskies, NRA, etc.
> 2. SPAMMERS
Justin Smith
Moar
Zachary Reyes
No
Do you?
Nuh uh
Anthony Turner
the pic that launched a thousand loads
Liam Jackson
Any requests? I'm pretty limited on Ms. Eve
Anthony Butler
Joshua Reyes
>fuck
Hudson Kelly
Kneel
Mason Brown
Sup Forums fucking sucks now.
And not in the "I MISS OLD Sup Forums WAHH" Its not that im sick of Sup Forums just that it's fucking cancer.
To start off, loli threads. Otherwise known as how to post pictures of children getting fucked without going to jail. You're fucking disgusting, you pedophiles.
Rate My Cock threads. Literally cancer, get the fuck out.
Trap threads. "It's not gay!" You're jacking off to someone with a dick getting fucked in the ass. That's gay.
YLYL Threads, more like the shittiest stolen screenshots of black twitter. Congrats.
Porn Webm threads. 1% fucking porn, 99% underage fuckboys and shitposters yelling "SAUCE".
Gore/rekt threads. Oh shit, you said you can handle pictures of dead people! You're pretty fucking edgy, man. You're so much cooler than us. Just kidding. Fuck you.
Wincest/R34 threads. Put together because I don't know what's fucking worse. Jacking off to pictures of cartoon characters or pictures of porn with half-assed text boxes of "Gee golly big bro, your penis is in my vagina!" Fucking sad.
BBC threads. Because Sup Forums can never get enough of fucking cock in their life.
Feels threads. 33-year-old kissless virgin (OP) relates with 14-year-old depressed kiddies.
Dubs threads. WOW, there's a series of two identical numbers next to each other in a nine-number ID! Fucking groundbreaking.
Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?
TL;DR, loli is for pedophiles, you're a faggot if you watch trap, you're a virgin pathetic beta for watching R34/Incest, grow attached to a 17 year old girl, but Chloe Grace Moretz will never know or care you exist. Fuck your feels, no one wants to see your cock, actually contribute in porn threads, and stop shitposting copypasta. Also, Taylor Swift is attractive, sure, but not in the holy-shit way. And Suzy and/or Kat aren't the "QUEEN" of Sup Forums. Don't even get me started on FB/cuck/pics you shouldnt/what would youdo threads.
Colton Hall
anything she wants...
John Myers
Charles Williams
>ya, used to see them all the time, but website now have to sign up for in order to see chat where people make and post them
Aaron Torres
Hello horror gif poster guy
Jeremiah Foster
bending over gaping my ass
Ryan Foster
This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.
People do not have arguments here.
Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.
This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.
I'm not telling you to be yourself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave Sup Forums. Do anything else.
Jeremiah Long
whos this and what does she do?
Daniel Long
Ryder Gutierrez
Why not? I need to feel them on mine again.
Kevin Mitchell
sauce?
Jace Russell
Adrian Garcia
Absolutely mistress
Connor Cruz
Oh wait, it's a Herbert E. Lee (a.k.a IT the Impersonator Trollop) thread...
This inflammatory bait poster specializes in impersonating anons who frequent celeb threads and whomever's celebrity is getting a lot of attention at the time. He will save their pictures just to repost them (often with bait attached) over again in a future celeb thread. You will know it's him because he links to every post you make with said images.
"It" is a leech. He craves attention from people liking the celeb he posts, but will never make an effort to post anything except the same images other people have posted in previous celeb threads.
If you call "It" out on his absurd behavior, he will deny it and continue pretending to be his chosen victim. He is on all the time. He appears to be such a NEET to the extent of purchasing a Sup Forums user pass for shitposting multiple celebs, thus deflecting suspicion.
A well-informed source on the imposter says: "Herbert and Herman are middle-aged men living from their grandparents' basement in Georgia."
Easy to spot, "It" cannot stray away from his own posting style.
Pretends to be the following anons mostly:
>Victoria Justicefag aka stutterfag
>Watson trollop
>Milana Vayntrub the "new Jewess Queen"
>Lilybro
>Rose Taylor Wolfe, youtuber "randytaylor69"
>Jennabro
>Robertsfag
>tayfag
>Bella Thorne
>Gal/brie/jew poster
>Avril Lavigne, Laura Marano, Jodelle Ferland (dark matter)
>Hailee Steinfeld, Josephine Skriver
>Mary Elizabeth Winstead (MEW - "Ramona Flowers" girl)
Herbert a.k.a "It" has been known to post Disney starlets like Isabella Moner (16), Jordyn Jones (17), Sabrina Carpenter (18), Maddie Ziegler (15) and Kristina Pimenova (11-yo Russian model), and samefagging through his imposter bait, much like Herman, in order to derail a thread. He posts in conjunction with a Nina Dobrev/VJ poster (herman hivemind).
Thank you for reading this public service /celeb/ announcement and stay informed
Zachary Johnson
Movie called She's Out of Your League