Prove you’re an American

Prove you’re an American

Attached: 2EECEDD2-3BCC-4E25-B741-31D2F84B6CD3.jpg (590x590, 162K)

Other urls found in this thread:

foodnetwork.com/videos/pit-stop-for-brisket-sundae-0226379
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

sharted my pants at walmart yesterday

Attached: want-to-get-fatter.jpg (300x300, 19K)

you made your national duty, well done sir

If Tyrone tries to break into my house I can shoot him with my 1911

I can tell people that Islamic religion is bullshit without getting hung in public.

American but what am I looking at here.

Attached: dogisconfus.jpg (313x286, 59K)

Fancy Sauce

Attached: 1494963920489.png (502x467, 347K)

t. Eurofags

So how's "Diversity" going over there?

that has sandnigger writing on it.

Attached: 1509435450873.png (340x195, 63K)

not how it works, americuck.

Attached: 1514461957379.jpg (3264x2448, 432K)

>american meme thread
>person getting unironically mad at american memes
I found the American.

Attached: burger cakes.jpg (1474x4985, 926K)

Attached: America.jpg (500x2235, 401K)

Attached: 1499996234047.jpg (550x513, 112K)

haven't seen my penis without using a mirror since the Carter administration.

Attached: 1520201731424.jpg (500x972, 33K)

>be me
>driving down 88 to 355 headed into chicago
>hit the highland toll
>give attendant 5$ for the toll and yell keep the change and drive off
>fuckin tipped the toll booth operator
>muh freedum

Attached: pizza taco.jpg (1185x1280, 396K)

Eat pussy. Invade foreign lands. Eat meat. Shoot things. Repeat you fucking pale faced bastards.

I am an American and I love American memes because fat people disgust me, and America has too many fatties. It is a problem that no conservative rhetoric will ever solve since many of them are fat too.

Make Fitness Cool Again

Attached: Pizza Burger.jpg (622x4939, 377K)

That reminds me of election night.

Attached: giant kit kat.jpg (400x3892, 322K)

>paying $5 to drive on a road
How much does it *normally* cost you to drive on a stretch of asphalt that your taxes pay for?

I like guns and cheeseburgers and heavy metal music and whiskey and chicks and trucks and weed and apple pie and thanksgiving and vidya and fapping to lolis and serial killing and farting in public and etc.

I hate foreigners and libruls and Hillary should be impeached and snowflakes trying to take mah guns and Muslims and Jews and anything that isn't W.A.S.P and etc.


I think I covered everything.

Attached: 1520129239938.jpg (491x488, 19K)

holy fuck my cholesterol and diabetes just elevated

my phone wallpaper

Attached: wall.jpg (1920x1445, 301K)

Some roads are more equal than other roads.

I want that.

bonus wallpaper

Attached: wall2.jpg (1450x1920, 294K)

last one

Attached: wall3.jpg (755x1000, 92K)

Lol the interstates that run through cities can charge anywhere from 1.50$-350$ in chicago.

I recently had to pay 16.25$ on the florida turnpike heading out of miami driving past oscoela and orlando, didnt have a fuckin sun pass

Interested in the road that costs 350 bucks to drive on. Where does it lead?

Attached: oks0o0aUok1tjjoex_500.gif (200x200, 414K)

Sorry forgot a decimal meant to say 3.50$
But thats 355 north towards wisconsin

Kansas City bbq served in a jar. It’s kind of like a kfc bowl, except irs not complete shit

anything less than a quarter isn't worth picking up

Ruining perfectly good bacon

You pull the pickle out to drop the meat in.

I didn’t say prove you’re a spoiled WASP

my breakfast was chips and sour cream with brand coke

atleast they have experienced love...

Bet this dude never had oxytocin release once in his brain

Attached: 1516057510528.png (2048x2048, 119K)

Attached: mjrqbtgkf9k01.jpg (2448x3264, 430K)

fuck yeah

I'm a foreigner and I'm here to take your jobs.
Except Americans didn't have jobs to being with.

fuck off with your cancer meme you cuck

Attached: 1448148460046.jpg (500x526, 47K)

Attached: 9AD1B1FA-E4FB-49A0-9D0F-C3DB6A63A806.jpg (1080x1080, 685K)

i cant, i just ..cant

Attached: 62151521-4103326.jpg (960x540, 128K)

Attached: 55867029.jpg (500x500, 201K)

Youre a nasty bitch for even knowing that.

That’s a Canadian shooped to be in front of the American flag. It’s her possessions and the popsicle. Canadian brands.

My gun has a gun

foodnetwork.com/videos/pit-stop-for-brisket-sundae-0226379

Don’t diss it before you try it

I eat ass

Hi Shlomo

*Source: Right wing fake news sites.

Attached: Freedom.jpg (1242x649, 133K)

My diet consists mostly of energy drinks, cigarettes, and Taco Bell.

Oh yeah, I also legally own these.

Attached: 20171103_211402.jpg (2560x1440, 1.03M)

>Liberty is an inalienable right of Americans.
>Free market should be the basis of our economy.
>Guns are just tools
>I masturbate to a portrait of Ayn Rand on my wall.

You could just as easily be describing someone from London

i have this picture hanging on my wall

Attached: b6b6a7ff-af9b-4f01-a889-ab30c7e4d2d4.jpg (690x659, 45K)

12 hours to smoke the meat. Then you do that to if.


America as fuck

THICC.

These two look tasty as hell.

> 6'3"
> 418lbs
> strong, have muscle, but still fat fuck
> unemployed, scraping by
> hate myself, others, and want it all to end
> God Bless America

Attached: trump.jpg (680x749, 71K)

No American knows who Jimmy Carter is. Fake and reported.

I had to recite the Pledge of Alliegence every morning at school.
I still know it by memory.

>went to school today

>got shot

>'merica

I refused to, and legally there was nothing they could do about it

Why? WTFucks it to YOU?

Sir, you proved that you are an American very well. My compliments.

Want.

Nice thumb ring, Chad.

bacon pancakes makin bacon pancakes~

If I was still in school, I'd need a bullet proof vest because "mah guns!!11'

Is that proof enough?

That is not bacon

>work at burger shop and get paid $15 an hour
>Use my over payment to buy gun to protect myself
>Get shot by police cuz I'm black

this makes me sad user. y u do dis?

Attached: 1425595865550.jpg (1286x804, 1.17M)

what in the fuck am I even looking at?

A bbq sundae. You European dog

I get fucking hard when chanting USA at any sporting event.

I stand for the anthem even watching the game on tv and if you dont take your hat off, as soon as home of the brave is the last words off everyones lips you are getting a punch in the jaw.

gtfo with your hipster bullshit. just a bunch of wannabe yurotrash who have never pumped their own gas putting shitty food inside mason jars in some "unironic" attempt to be ironic.

nobody likes you and your food choices are more un-American than Abir Jamal Huesan's brown dick inside some Limey's wife's asshole.

It’s bbs lawnside. It’s not a hipster joint. Most of the clientele are in their 50’s and it’s a blues house. It’s just a super convenient way to eat during a concert.

I mean, look at all these pretentious hipsters...

Attached: AB96540C-5CB4-4D1B-8D00-97E65553357D.jpg (1024x768, 608K)

How can you let yourself get baited this hard.

Oxygen tanks... this is why I only smoke weed. You don’t see Willy Nelson hauling a tank onto stage or using a Electrolarynx

I'm from Maine, I think I'm American only by a technicality. Once you get out of the city most people here are only a few generations away from being loyal to the crown

I overpay for my internet

I'm not required by law to let Muslims fuck my wife.

Join Canada

im glad that im not an american

Eurofag here. Neither love or hate Americunts. You're also just westeners like me. No offense.

That’s a European thing. I have google fiber.

>Compensating for a small penis and intelligence deficit confirmed.

Attached: FG.jpg (480x480, 13K)

>That communist-esque brainwashing

>Get 'em while they're young

Attached: NowYouKnow.jpg (395x345, 35K)