how do i get some asian pussy?
How do i get some asian pussy?
Go the massage parlor. $200 should cover it
Step 1: Be white
Step 2: Fuck Asian girls
just be white
This. Even easier if you're tall.
Can confirm.
Fly to China, buy fish, buy cage trap, put fish in cage, wait, catch it, fly home with pelt and head
go to a chinese food restaraunt and order a wife
Go downtown with $50?
1.Be white
2.Take a trip to southeast asia
have a big dick. daisy and her dildo
You got more of that pair of sluts?
-Handsome
-Rich
-Smart
-Big Dick
Have at least 3/4 of those traits and they flock to you effortlessly. Any less than that and you'll actually have to try.
Nice
Have blue eyes.
Bonus if you're 100% white also.
How the fuck can they flock to you if you have a big penis if they can't see it, dumbass?
You'll have usually two opportunities for them to know before you actually fuck. Either foreplay sexting if you two really hit it off, or making out after a first date and she feels you up through your pants. Once they know, they're in.
How do I get the ugly ones like in OP's original pic?
... Talk to them. Picking ugly ones because you're not hot doesn't change the fact that they still want you to be handsome, or rich, etc.
Posting on /b seems like a good start.
Take a trip to Japan
Be white. Be not fat (just eat less nigger). Be a 6+. Don't let them know you have an asian fetish, most girls don't like that.
That's it.
Westernized asians are absolute fucking trash and the only east asian ones that will fuck you will be the chinese, the lowest of the low.