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good night edition

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anime

youtube.com/watch?v=gSq8ZBdSxNU

this came on in a club last night and i went full david brent, fantastic stuff

imagine her face when she sees you have an anteater dick instead of a nice cut jew cock

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You just KNOW the bastard voted Tories

White people are the true victims of this terror attack. Think of the backlash we will face. I don't even feel safe going in to town tomorrow

>Says good night
>Sees her awful teeth
>kills self.

>shitty studio flat in london
>£210 a week

utter state of that place

my uncut cock is regularly called perfect and a 10/10
yanks especially drool over it

banger

in Nazi Germany they could identify Jews by their circumcised dicks
helps them blend in more in the USA

HE WUZ DRUNK. GOOD BOI TRYNNA GET HOME FROM CHURCH. WUZ GONNA BE A LAWYER OR SUM SHIZ

but i am cut, my foreskin was too tight

the twitch gf

FOY
You pull the skin back before she sees it retard

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>pro circumcision
>astrologist
ahh yes

Post it

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Having an anteater does come with its problems make no mistake. But at least it's natural

It turns out, I have an ancestor who fought in the the American Revolution, even though he had only lived there for three years.

He's from a town called Beaconsfield, was thinking of visiting, anyone user's been? Is it shit?

Normie

she can see all that bunched up skin behind the head, and she'll be SHOCKED when she ties to give you a handy and your foreskin comes back over the head kek
smiling in real life imagining this

Is /brit/ now the place to be?

he should have killed more of them
the fire and now this, seems God has had enough

Like fuck anyone has

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>tfw wasn't a footfag until the last girl I was with asked me to suck on her toes while I was eating her out
>noticed how qt her feet were
>noticed how she got more pleasure from me sucking her toes than sucking her clit
women love it, you just can't be a freak about it

can't think of a worse generation in history than the baby boomers

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What's craicing lads??

genuinely don't understand you lot and your obsession with heritage

imagine being so mentally fucking retarded that you cling to a relative from 300 years ago as your only source of self identity

yanks truly are a depressing and inferior species

"Does come with problems" none that cant be easily avoided. Sometimes finger and toenails become ingrown. Dunno why the yanks dont just rip them all off

t. anteater dick lmao

You could club a baby seal with that thing

yeah because we invented circumcision right. retard

Please speak the language of your country (english)

how long is that?

The race war's beginning isn't it

My command of the language surpases that of your lexicon.

actually found a very good answer on reddit

reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/46rgeo/why_are_white_americans_so_obsessed_with_their/?st=j43idfj9&sh=f1224bab

> it's a mixture between insecurity and attempting to disguise ignorance of the globe by acting cultured.

>shoots own face
>at least you didn't invent the gun
YESSS

5/10 probably 5.5inches
notice how he's gripping his balls too, literally digging into his pelvic to make it look bigger
t.6.5in dick

everyone in the civilized world is uncircumcised
never seen a girl who cares
and cutting your dick off as a baby makes it develop all shriveled and makes men more docile.
this yank is upset probably because his looks like a dried sausage with how scarred it is.

white people be like im 1/90th Cherokee lmao

>sitting cross legged with a hard cock

hahahah mate you're bent as fuck

>5.5inches
Yeah he's using angles but it's clearly bigger than 5.5 inches

someone post their tiny soft anteater dick so I can have a laugh

Do black americans smell like the africans we get here and in the uk?

*requisitions your house*

post it soft

a small car with an Irish plate once stopped in the middle of the road and like 8 black people got out. i dont know how theey fit inside

They usually smell like a black and mild half the time

even worse

You and I both lad. We think the cars work like that of the flintstones

smell like blunts and body odor

You certainly pioneered it in the developed world. A quick google will show you it was some nutter who thought masturbating was literally evil and made you go blind. He also happened to invent cornflakes. Thats literally why yanks started circumcising all boys. But now you keep doing it becuae it's pretty much cultural at this point. To a degree where certain females there find the prospect of an unmutilated penis gross. Haha silly yanks

Sup Forums calling it out as a Jewish man who did it

yes I assume they sell cocoa butter in america

Graduates of clown college.

she didn't deserve this, she was qt

Ive had both an uncut and cut cock for years and the feeling is almost the same

the worst part is having my head exposed more often, id rather be uncut, but not enough to care

>Ive had both an uncut and cut cock for years and the feeling is almost the same
you're lying

>black brits up north, in scotland and wales

majority assimilated, just act like any normal white guy

>black brits in london

aire mon, finna smoke some bluntz ma nigga yeah

Where did london go so wrong?

she looks like cara with downs syndrome and she 100% deserved it

no, she has FAS

Why are blacks smelly?


A black lad came up to me into the pharmacy (my work) and asked for hydrogen peroxide for his teeth.

t. baby anteater dick

she remembers

Because their behaviour changes when they are in groups/alone

Their behaviour changes depending on their population relative to the general population too

>I'm lying

No I'm not. Don't really care enough to argue this further

their black skin absorbs more heat

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>5.5 inches
stupid yank mong

Not really obsessed, just surprised that my great whatever turncloaked on his country three years after leaving

Must be some shit desu

aire mon, finna smoke some bluntz ma nigga yeah

Roastie whore getting what she deserves.

I never notice blacks having their own smell, but Indians, ffs those shits smell like a spice cabinet and Christ help you if their in your apartment building

your clearly fucking bent you stupid faggot.

would smash your glass jaw in if I smelled your cock-breath within 30 feet of me.

Who the fuck sits cross legged and takes hard cock photos you complete gayboy

I don't really care, I'm mildly racist
>mfw sold him a bottle of 30% H2O2 and said use 3 times a day

soft you mong not 3/4ths erect

anda ballasta mun

different skin oils and cocoa butter

I eat quite modestly and yet I'm still gaining weight

hmm

mirin a tiny bit desu

My penis is near seven inches. The foreskin is only really noticable when i am completely unerect, even at 20% boner my head is fully exposed. Its a thing of natural beuty, thanks.

not racist to acknowledge the fact that niggers stink

is that the advice you were supposed to give

All foreigners smell of weed oetz.

>and cutting your dick off as a baby makes it develop all shriveled and makes men more docile.
Yet most of the circumcisesd world is in Africa and the Middle East and their men are the opposite of docile.

really poor yank posts

see haha

Pretty much the whole world agrees at this stage that Indians are smelly, especially where they live and cook

my dick is 6 inches but it looks shorter because of how fat it is

If you want to destroy your tooth enamel in a month, it's solid advice

And the winner is...
*looks at the camera*

cut lads defend this

I take it for raging benders like you to furiously wank over, if I ever saw you I would break both your legs and arms and then fuck you to death