good night edition
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this came on in a club last night and i went full david brent, fantastic stuff
imagine her face when she sees you have an anteater dick instead of a nice cut jew cock
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You just KNOW the bastard voted Tories
White people are the true victims of this terror attack. Think of the backlash we will face. I don't even feel safe going in to town tomorrow
>Says good night
>Sees her awful teeth
>kills self.
>shitty studio flat in london
>£210 a week
utter state of that place
my uncut cock is regularly called perfect and a 10/10
yanks especially drool over it
banger
in Nazi Germany they could identify Jews by their circumcised dicks
helps them blend in more in the USA
HE WUZ DRUNK. GOOD BOI TRYNNA GET HOME FROM CHURCH. WUZ GONNA BE A LAWYER OR SUM SHIZ
but i am cut, my foreskin was too tight
the twitch gf
FOY
You pull the skin back before she sees it retard
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>pro circumcision
>astrologist
ahh yes
Post it
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Having an anteater does come with its problems make no mistake. But at least it's natural
It turns out, I have an ancestor who fought in the the American Revolution, even though he had only lived there for three years.
He's from a town called Beaconsfield, was thinking of visiting, anyone user's been? Is it shit?
Normie
she can see all that bunched up skin behind the head, and she'll be SHOCKED when she ties to give you a handy and your foreskin comes back over the head kek
smiling in real life imagining this
Is /brit/ now the place to be?
he should have killed more of them
the fire and now this, seems God has had enough
Like fuck anyone has
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>tfw wasn't a footfag until the last girl I was with asked me to suck on her toes while I was eating her out
>noticed how qt her feet were
>noticed how she got more pleasure from me sucking her toes than sucking her clit
women love it, you just can't be a freak about it
can't think of a worse generation in history than the baby boomers
What's craicing lads??
genuinely don't understand you lot and your obsession with heritage
imagine being so mentally fucking retarded that you cling to a relative from 300 years ago as your only source of self identity
yanks truly are a depressing and inferior species
"Does come with problems" none that cant be easily avoided. Sometimes finger and toenails become ingrown. Dunno why the yanks dont just rip them all off
t. anteater dick lmao
You could club a baby seal with that thing
yeah because we invented circumcision right. retard
Please speak the language of your country (english)
how long is that?
The race war's beginning isn't it
My command of the language surpases that of your lexicon.
actually found a very good answer on reddit
> it's a mixture between insecurity and attempting to disguise ignorance of the globe by acting cultured.
>shoots own face
>at least you didn't invent the gun
YESSS
5/10 probably 5.5inches
notice how he's gripping his balls too, literally digging into his pelvic to make it look bigger
t.6.5in dick
everyone in the civilized world is uncircumcised
never seen a girl who cares
and cutting your dick off as a baby makes it develop all shriveled and makes men more docile.
this yank is upset probably because his looks like a dried sausage with how scarred it is.
white people be like im 1/90th Cherokee lmao
>sitting cross legged with a hard cock
hahahah mate you're bent as fuck
>5.5inches
Yeah he's using angles but it's clearly bigger than 5.5 inches
someone post their tiny soft anteater dick so I can have a laugh
Do black americans smell like the africans we get here and in the uk?
*requisitions your house*
post it soft
a small car with an Irish plate once stopped in the middle of the road and like 8 black people got out. i dont know how theey fit inside
They usually smell like a black and mild half the time
even worse
You and I both lad. We think the cars work like that of the flintstones
smell like blunts and body odor
You certainly pioneered it in the developed world. A quick google will show you it was some nutter who thought masturbating was literally evil and made you go blind. He also happened to invent cornflakes. Thats literally why yanks started circumcising all boys. But now you keep doing it becuae it's pretty much cultural at this point. To a degree where certain females there find the prospect of an unmutilated penis gross. Haha silly yanks
Sup Forums calling it out as a Jewish man who did it
yes I assume they sell cocoa butter in america
Graduates of clown college.
she didn't deserve this, she was qt
Ive had both an uncut and cut cock for years and the feeling is almost the same
the worst part is having my head exposed more often, id rather be uncut, but not enough to care
>Ive had both an uncut and cut cock for years and the feeling is almost the same
you're lying
>black brits up north, in scotland and wales
majority assimilated, just act like any normal white guy
>black brits in london
aire mon, finna smoke some bluntz ma nigga yeah
Where did london go so wrong?
she looks like cara with downs syndrome and she 100% deserved it
no, she has FAS
Why are blacks smelly?
A black lad came up to me into the pharmacy (my work) and asked for hydrogen peroxide for his teeth.
t. baby anteater dick
she remembers
Because their behaviour changes when they are in groups/alone
Their behaviour changes depending on their population relative to the general population too
>I'm lying
No I'm not. Don't really care enough to argue this further
their black skin absorbs more heat
imgur.com
>5.5 inches
stupid yank mong
Not really obsessed, just surprised that my great whatever turncloaked on his country three years after leaving
Must be some shit desu
aire mon, finna smoke some bluntz ma nigga yeah
Roastie whore getting what she deserves.
I never notice blacks having their own smell, but Indians, ffs those shits smell like a spice cabinet and Christ help you if their in your apartment building
your clearly fucking bent you stupid faggot.
would smash your glass jaw in if I smelled your cock-breath within 30 feet of me.
Who the fuck sits cross legged and takes hard cock photos you complete gayboy
I don't really care, I'm mildly racist
>mfw sold him a bottle of 30% H2O2 and said use 3 times a day
soft you mong not 3/4ths erect
anda ballasta mun
different skin oils and cocoa butter
I eat quite modestly and yet I'm still gaining weight
hmm
mirin a tiny bit desu
My penis is near seven inches. The foreskin is only really noticable when i am completely unerect, even at 20% boner my head is fully exposed. Its a thing of natural beuty, thanks.
not racist to acknowledge the fact that niggers stink
is that the advice you were supposed to give
All foreigners smell of weed oetz.
>and cutting your dick off as a baby makes it develop all shriveled and makes men more docile.
Yet most of the circumcisesd world is in Africa and the Middle East and their men are the opposite of docile.
really poor yank posts
see haha
Pretty much the whole world agrees at this stage that Indians are smelly, especially where they live and cook
my dick is 6 inches but it looks shorter because of how fat it is
If you want to destroy your tooth enamel in a month, it's solid advice
And the winner is...
*looks at the camera*
cut lads defend this
I take it for raging benders like you to furiously wank over, if I ever saw you I would break both your legs and arms and then fuck you to death