>You hear a great roar in the sky >Trumpets begin playing >You look >Jesus, the Messiah, is coming from the clouds >You realize all this time Christianity was the true religion and you never believed >Or you are a Christian and you realize you were totally right this whole time
What's the first thing you do Sup Forums??? In a completely serious context.
Huh, seems like I get to spend the remainder of my life fighting demons since I never believed, that sounds pretty rad.
Ian Peterson
I'd be tempted to 11th hour my way into heaven by just praying for forgiveness at the last second, but I think the G man would see through it. I'd totally be cool with taking up a role fighting demons and saving those whose punishments are penance for getting into heaven. Being a demon fighter would be awesome. Be all like, fuck you demon while you stab its eyes out. If you're listening God I'd be cool with that. Just give me a sick heaven blade and I'm down.
It doesn't actually get better if you're taken during the rapture. Christian heaven would suck balls.
John Reed
>what's the first thing you do laugh at all the racist Christians being sent to hell by black Jesus
Hudson Mitchell
like in the rapture, where all devoted christians depart to heaven, while everyone else stays behind?
Good, one defective part of the population gone. Hopefully Allah pulls the same stunt, so we can enjoy utopia in peace.
Jose Morgan
He was a sand nigger, not a nigger
Ryder Powell
Ask what is the correct branch. My money is on Catholic until it became cucked, then Orthodox Christianity.
Hudson Green
can you imagine a cloud with every sect of christianity on it? it would rain blood!
Easton Rodriguez
How do we know it's jesus? By the trumpets?
Blake Flores
Smorgasbord christian. He'll have a little bit of this and a little bit of that.....
>knows which bits of the infallible word of god are true and which bits are not
religiotards.
Jackson Smith
I don’t change my stance, unless I see God firsthand I still won’t know if he is real or not. Doesn’t change the fact I try to do good by people even if Heaven and God above isn’t.
Benjamin Butler
He’s a white, wavy haired brunette dude in robes. Duh.
Oliver Gray
Ask to help him smite the fags I’ll start by killing myself
A God that is willing to punish an individual for eternity for a finite crime is NOT a just God.
Nathaniel Rivera
God would know that I have down my best to be morally just. I have nothing to fear, even if I dont go to church.
Jason Gutierrez
I verify what I'm seeing with everyone around me. If I'm the only one that sees it, I check into a mental hospital. If everyone sees it, I suppose I start apologizing and then ask Jehovah/YHWH why the FUCK he was so obtuse and obscure for billions of years, and why he would make it so DIFFICULT to believe the bullshit written by sheep herders.
Nolan Barnes
according to tradtional catholic teachings, the rapture was 500-1500AD this was the 1000 years when the church saved many souls.
Matthew Rogers
Grab the spear of destiny and kill Them all. HEIL NEPHILIM Helgaðe jǫtnar
Charles Hernandez
Pretend to offer my hand in friendship to Jesus
Sucker punch him instead
Kick him while he is down
After I have slain him, demand my combat with God itself
Hunter Price
Wrong, and I believe in Jesus thank you very much
Cooper Myers
I’d probably just fall to my knees. My first thoughts would be of how I’ve strayed from God these last few years. I’ve tried, I really have. I’m a teacher and I chose that profession specifically because I wanted to serve others.
But it’s hard to keep the faith. I watch the special ed kids and the impoverished kids get left behind day after day and there’s only so much I can do. It’s hard to maintain the lofty ideal that God has a plan for them when this whole world seems to have been created to forget them.
I would pray that I have a chance to ask Him why. I would just sit there on my knees and pray that he show me he never meant to leave them behind. I would beg for him to show me that there’s more to this world than what I can see around me.
For so long I had faith that there was. I looked for it and looked for it. But the human soul can only witness so much cruelty before it begins to harbor resentment.
I am glad you don't believe in hell. Keep thinking that
Jose Bailey
Jesus Christ it took you til after you had gone through enough schooling to become a teacher to realize the world os fucked up? You must have lived a very sheltered, priveliged life
Jeremiah Sanders
this
Ryan Jones
Life is just How sheltered am I at 50?
Xavier Wright
silly choice desu, all becasue your pride yourselfishness and silly thinking, we're all sinners, no one but the blessed virgin is perfect in the eyes of god.
Grayson Jones
Explain how life is just
Adrian Jackson
This guy doesn't understand faith.
> I don't care if you can't find it there > Believe in it anyhow > If your well goes dry > The tears that you cry > Will water that thirsty ground > When you got no reason > Keep on believing > Doesn't matter if you don't know how > Never mind if that horse is blind > Keep your shoulder to the plow
Logan Harris
I was a Christian for many years. Don't fucking tell me what I don't understand. It's all illogical, unprovable, highly fallible, multi-translated, doctored and adulterated bullshit, buddy.
Liam Rogers
He's simply saying what 'faith' is. And he's right. Faith is blind trust.
Camden White
We're in agreement there. Do you have faith in government? Banks? People? I trust and believe all of those things, but not without evidence or experience.
Logan Thomas
Ok but fred eaglesmith is pretty good though
Jason Davis
Quickly rape and murder a child and then convert and confess. EzPz
Brody Scott
i wouldn't believe it until i was face to face with god, and he did something to convince i wasn't just hallucinating or that all of this wasn't just some shit i didn't understand.
then i'd ask why he made me an atheist, why christianity was only introduced to me through complete retards, how come he has a sex and gender when he has no need for reproduction, and why the only thing i experienced anywhere close to a miracle was through bishamonten. after he answered i'd tell him "see why i didn't believe in you? i was never presented with anything believable."
if he's real, then my non-belief is clearly his fault.
Mason Cox
but that counts for any religion. what if someone keeps their faith in the wrong religion? fake it until you believe it is a dumb idea that only sounds reasonable if you're extremely isolated from the outside world.
Carson Myers
Gonna be honest with ya I just wanted to post those lyrics
Jace Williams
It's a school We are souls and spirits Life grinds us as persons, refining our souls, liberating our spirits
Aaron Williams
Yup, that’s him.
Hudson Robinson
throw crap at him
Adrian Bell
make an act of conrition and hooe for the best.
Landon Taylor
Never were a real christian I'm not religious yet i have way more faith than you
Colton Lee
What about the Mormons?
Michael Clark
Run up and tell jesus he's a fucking faggot and his dad is a cuck too
Henry Flores
Belief is the intangible is essential to survival and health of people (groups) as evidenced by History Look at the 'West' rn... 3 generations of dechristianization and already dying and begging to be raped and killed by 70 IQ subhumans... who have faith Thank the kikes, definitely so this time
Charles Richardson
That’s we’re your wrong kiddo You’ve squandered your spring and summer. And winter has come. What do you expect?
Joseph Morgan
In the intangible
Carter Ramirez
Except for those who die at childbirth, right?
Hudson Lopez
>Muh "No True Scotsman" fallacy. Mmk, bud. Pride cometh before the fall.
Cameron Fisher
What the fuck are you in about?
Isaiah Murphy
No You choose your own epistemology (what produces knowledge) What matters in a belief is the results it produces
Ayden Carter
Its not just the crime, you stupid nigger. Its many crimes over a lifetime+the unwillingness to surrender your soul and try to grow into a better person in His name for the entirety of a lifetime
Elijah Jones
>wrong religion Only results matter You goys are darwinian but dont apply it to beliefs (evopsych)
James White
Part of the deal You can rescind at no cost for 7 years
Chase Cox
See
Adam Green
Explain what you mean by that. And please try to be more exact, and less expressive/symbolic
Blake Nelson
What? I'm saying you are and were a poor Christian your belief wasnt sincere, it didnt come from inside I wasnt raised a believer You conformed under pressure and resented it You pretended to believe even to yourself all those choices were yours and so are their results You're facing yourself
John Hernandez
Fuck, see
Cooper White
>darwinian i don't think you know what that word means. a person can't be darwinian. and it doesn't pertain to religion, it only describes the biological evolution in lifeforms. nothing else.
Julian Lopez
Lmfao this is some bullshit
Julian Allen
He was implying you likely hold Darwinian beliefs regarding evolution. Not even involved in the convo and it was obvious.
Aiden Jenkins
Get the gun. There be demons n sheeeit.
Easton Kelly
wtf? He wants to destroy the planet? thats fucking wrong even if you are destroying your own planet
Thomas Thomas
and what's your point?
Luke Long
That you completely misinterpreted his point
Camden Robinson
what does that have to do with darwin? there's no point in being cryptic.
Jeremiah Torres
I'm an atheist but would love to be proved wrong. I am terrified of death, even if I didn't qualify for heaven I would be delighted to know some of my friends and family would.
Luke Carter
The soul chooses to incarnate but may change its mind and decide to opt out It may also be useful and planned for it to incarnate for a very short time We are not our bodies, they're vehicles Is life unfair if your car breaks down or your pants rip up? Likewise whatever happens to our bodies (including emotional and mental bodies) doesn't weigh directly on us anymore than what happens to our home or Teddy bears. Saying that, I'm aware it's a convenient, self satisfying belief construct But it works and that's what matters: results