ITT: We write a blues song one line at a time

WELL LET ME TELL YOU BOUT MY WOMAN

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SHE SUCKED MY DICK REAL GOOD

NOW I'VE GOT THE BLUES

THEY SAID TO PLAY IT LOUDER THAN HELL AND WE PROMISED THAT WE WOULD

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ON THE CORNER OF THE JUKE JOINT SMOKING MAH JOINT BITCH THEY SAID PLAY

BENT MY DICK WHILE HUMPIN' MY MATTRESS

I SAY I TELL YOU GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY I GOT THEM MATTRESS DICK BLUUUES

LAAAWD HELP ME

[bends a couple notes]

GOT THEM TFW NO GF BLUES

NOW WHERES MY WAIFU NO GF BLUES WHERED SHE GO??

NO BODY LOVES YA WHEN YOUR CUMS THE COLOR OF CORN

HOW LOST
LIFES BEEN
AFRAID OF WAKING UP
SO AFFFRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID

CUMMING MY DUNGAREES PLAYING GUITAR ON THE STREET PLAYING FOR FREE FUCKING BITCHES AND LIVING FOR THE ROCKSTAR BLUES DREAM

HELL BENT HELL BENT FOR LEATHER

AMARILLO BY MORNIN

MAH BIRTHMARKS KEEP GETTING DARKER, YOU GONNA BE BLACK ALONG FUCKING TIME

AND SHITTING ON THE CEILING PLAYING VIDEOGAMES TO QUELL THE BLUES FEELINGS

TOOK MUSHROOMS

I WAS IN THE KITCHEN

COOKING WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ONLY BLUES FANTASY

BUT THEN

I BROKE A GUITAR STRING AND

I BEAT MY WIFE TILL YESTERDAY

NOW I'VE GOT THE BLUES

I ALWAYS PISS MY UNDIES MORE THAN A LITTLE AFTER PISSING IN THE TOILET

AND THOSE DRUNKS WITH THE TAMBORINES PROTESTING AROUND

LITTLE GIRL WITH A FRITOPIE YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE YOURSELF AWAY

BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

OH DAMN THAT FAT BITCH SHE JUST SHIT HER FUCKING PANTS *awsome blues solo*

OH MY OLD FRIEND QUENTIN SHIT HIS PANTS EVERY TIME DAT FINE FOOT PASS

LAS LUCES SE ENCIENDEN EN CALLE CORRIENTES

THEN I MADE AN OMELETE FOR MAH DOGGIE

*plays smoke on the water for a couple bars*

MAH OMELETE IS GETTING ME HIGH LIKE DANK WEEED

MY FRIDGE HUMS JUST AS IT DOES
NO BEERS OR BOOZE JUST BUD

WOKE UP THIS MORNING

WAAAAAOH I'VE BEEN MISTREATED

MAN THE THE BULLSHIT BLUES THAT SHIT IT COMES IN THREES

THIS MORNING MY OWN MOTHER GAVE MY LAST CUPCAKE AWAY

AND OH WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER IS WHAT I DID SAY THAT CUPCAKE WAS MUH BABY

UNCLE MARY IS A BITCH

AND SISTER ALBERTA IS A BITCH TOO

AND THE WORLD SOMETIMES AS THE FRENCH SAY IS A BITCH OF FORTUNE ANNND CHANCE

I WENT TO THE CROSSROADS WITH BIG MAMMA. AND I FUCKED HER

pls someone vocaroo this shit

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

AND MAN OH BOY THAT IS FUCKING SO SICK THAT A MAN SANG OF DOING THAT

AND NOW AFTER FUCKING WOMAN AND PLAYING GUITAR. I WILL DIE IN A TRAGIC WAY
AMEN
this is the end of the song
SOMEONe RECORD THAT SHIT PLEASE.

FUCK yes someone do this up into a song!!

vocaroo it up user

>tubthumping tease part

hmmmmm lol

I don't have my guitar here

just sing it in a funny voice then pretend yer an old stoned blackmane

Nah, i don't have the voice for that and i am white

No one?

AND OH SHE HAD TITS LIKE FRIED EGGS AND I JUST COULDENT STOP SHITTING MY PANTS OH DAMN
THEM OLD PANTS SHIITING BLUESSS
do do da do doo doooooooo

slow night at the mu song making thread.

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attnt

will the real old blues amn getting his dick sucked please stand up

were gonna havea problem here

yall act yall aint seen a black mane getting hrad before i ate all the laxatives and shit my farts like that one chirs farley guy as a ninja in that one 90s movie before

feminist women love old black men slicka slicka old blues man grabbing his you know what

oh but hes so drunk and bluesy tho