WELL LET ME TELL YOU BOUT MY WOMAN
ITT: We write a blues song one line at a time
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SHE SUCKED MY DICK REAL GOOD
NOW I'VE GOT THE BLUES
THEY SAID TO PLAY IT LOUDER THAN HELL AND WE PROMISED THAT WE WOULD
ON THE CORNER OF THE JUKE JOINT SMOKING MAH JOINT BITCH THEY SAID PLAY
BENT MY DICK WHILE HUMPIN' MY MATTRESS
I SAY I TELL YOU GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY I GOT THEM MATTRESS DICK BLUUUES
LAAAWD HELP ME
[bends a couple notes]
GOT THEM TFW NO GF BLUES
NOW WHERES MY WAIFU NO GF BLUES WHERED SHE GO??
NO BODY LOVES YA WHEN YOUR CUMS THE COLOR OF CORN
HOW LOST
LIFES BEEN
AFRAID OF WAKING UP
SO AFFFRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID
CUMMING MY DUNGAREES PLAYING GUITAR ON THE STREET PLAYING FOR FREE FUCKING BITCHES AND LIVING FOR THE ROCKSTAR BLUES DREAM
HELL BENT HELL BENT FOR LEATHER
AMARILLO BY MORNIN
MAH BIRTHMARKS KEEP GETTING DARKER, YOU GONNA BE BLACK ALONG FUCKING TIME
AND SHITTING ON THE CEILING PLAYING VIDEOGAMES TO QUELL THE BLUES FEELINGS
TOOK MUSHROOMS
I WAS IN THE KITCHEN
COOKING WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ONLY BLUES FANTASY
BUT THEN
I BROKE A GUITAR STRING AND
I BEAT MY WIFE TILL YESTERDAY
NOW I'VE GOT THE BLUES
I ALWAYS PISS MY UNDIES MORE THAN A LITTLE AFTER PISSING IN THE TOILET
AND THOSE DRUNKS WITH THE TAMBORINES PROTESTING AROUND
LITTLE GIRL WITH A FRITOPIE YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE YOURSELF AWAY
BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP
OH DAMN THAT FAT BITCH SHE JUST SHIT HER FUCKING PANTS *awsome blues solo*
OH MY OLD FRIEND QUENTIN SHIT HIS PANTS EVERY TIME DAT FINE FOOT PASS
LAS LUCES SE ENCIENDEN EN CALLE CORRIENTES
THEN I MADE AN OMELETE FOR MAH DOGGIE
*plays smoke on the water for a couple bars*
MAH OMELETE IS GETTING ME HIGH LIKE DANK WEEED
MY FRIDGE HUMS JUST AS IT DOES
NO BEERS OR BOOZE JUST BUD
WOKE UP THIS MORNING
WAAAAAOH I'VE BEEN MISTREATED
MAN THE THE BULLSHIT BLUES THAT SHIT IT COMES IN THREES
THIS MORNING MY OWN MOTHER GAVE MY LAST CUPCAKE AWAY
AND OH WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER IS WHAT I DID SAY THAT CUPCAKE WAS MUH BABY
UNCLE MARY IS A BITCH
AND SISTER ALBERTA IS A BITCH TOO
AND THE WORLD SOMETIMES AS THE FRENCH SAY IS A BITCH OF FORTUNE ANNND CHANCE
I WENT TO THE CROSSROADS WITH BIG MAMMA. AND I FUCKED HER
pls someone vocaroo this shit
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
AND MAN OH BOY THAT IS FUCKING SO SICK THAT A MAN SANG OF DOING THAT
AND NOW AFTER FUCKING WOMAN AND PLAYING GUITAR. I WILL DIE IN A TRAGIC WAY
AMEN
this is the end of the song
SOMEONe RECORD THAT SHIT PLEASE.
FUCK yes someone do this up into a song!!
vocaroo it up user
>tubthumping tease part
hmmmmm lol
I don't have my guitar here
just sing it in a funny voice then pretend yer an old stoned blackmane
Nah, i don't have the voice for that and i am white
No one?
AND OH SHE HAD TITS LIKE FRIED EGGS AND I JUST COULDENT STOP SHITTING MY PANTS OH DAMN
THEM OLD PANTS SHIITING BLUESSS
do do da do doo doooooooo
slow night at the mu song making thread.
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will the real old blues amn getting his dick sucked please stand up
were gonna havea problem here
yall act yall aint seen a black mane getting hrad before i ate all the laxatives and shit my farts like that one chirs farley guy as a ninja in that one 90s movie before
feminist women love old black men slicka slicka old blues man grabbing his you know what
oh but hes so drunk and bluesy tho