I haven't been here in years but in the spirit of Sup Forums vote how I'm going to kill myself...

I haven't been here in years but in the spirit of Sup Forums vote how I'm going to kill myself. I'm going to livestream when I'm drunk an ready and made a few goodbyes first.

>inb4 OP is a faggot
>Inb4 OP wont deliver

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Dubs means he may actually be serious.

100%.

If this thread hits bump limit I'll do whatever has the most votes. If not, I'm hanging myself. one rule.

No physically harming others. everything else is fair game

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>No physically harming others. everything else is fair game
>everything else is fair game
>game

go to sleep tomorrow will be a better day user

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Why the poll?

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Seppuku.

Im sorry you feel this way Op, but since youre here why not share youre life story and what made you want to end it ?

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>I'm going to kill myself. I'm going to livestream when I'm drunk an ready and made a few goodbyes first.

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>Sup Forums virgins acting like dank and fucked in the head cunts all the time
>nobody actually votes self immolation

Sup Forums cunts are not good trolls and actually good loosers in conclussion

fuck op and his gay thread

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I did. you didn't, my vote counted as the only one. faggot.

You'll never do it, like the last 20 times you said this. Just fuck right off.

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Can we make the choice "Vote other" into a chainsaw decapitation?

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This is my first time making this thread.
Yes. That may require some time and money.

Everything else I have left right now is paying off my family's debt.

My word as my bond I will decapitate myself on camera in the spirit of Sup Forums, and OP will not be a faggot. Screen cap this.

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When tho? Some people gotta sleep real soon.

dont do it

Do it now OP, before 404

I do not own a chainsaw. I must also find a person willing to assist me. I will leave this this thread to Sup Forums and if the criteria aren't met ultimately decide how on my own. I just want to see if Sup Forums is still active as it once was. Nonetheless there will be a livestream.

set up the livestream now you cuck

Do a flip

just keep the thread up

Mods will delete the thread

Piano wire that's strong enough not to snap under your weight, a stool, something to tie the wire to that will support your weight and superglue

Tie the wire to the support, set up your stool with a good drop, make a slipknot or a snare style knot and put your head in, attach a note to your clothes saying "at least I tried" and then superglue your hands to your head, with any luck, when you jump off it will decapitate you making it look like you pulled your head off, if it doesn't work at least you have the note explaining what is going on when someone eventually finds you
Good luck, faggot

Care to share why you decided to become an hero?

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