Trips decide
Trips decide
Shove it far up your ass
In butt it goes.
Why the fuck does that longsword have a crossguard AND a rapier parry cage? Decoration tier quality.
insert the pointy bit into your end bit
t. brainlet
Cut some vegetables.
CRUSADE. SLAY THE HERETICS.
do a school slashing
REMOVE KEBAB
reroll
kek I'll roll for this just to see the headline. "Local man encouraged by online bullies on Taiwanese basket weaving support for children goes on school slashing rampage"
Deus Vult
you really expect me to berieve trips decides your newfagies
>trips decide
so close
Stab neighborhood doors with it, take photos and post for evidence. Do at least 5 different doors.
roll
Pawn it off and use the money to buy Three Rune Blades, a scout weapon in TF2. As many as you can buy with the money.
it's a flamberge, you uncultured swine.
They're so huge that they have handles to two-hand pull them out of whatever you just stabbed to death.
Reroll
Thought you said to buy roller blades. Truth was considerably less bodacious.
throw it at a kid
do nothing
cute a swastika in your forearm
Poop on it.
Spray paint it pink
cut a cross on chest
reroll
cut off you dick with it
reroll
Shove it in ceiling
Challenge a katanafag to a duel and end that cunt rightly.
yes this
Op won't deliver
rout the Saracens
cut swastika on forearm
burn a mosque
reroll
Flush it down the toilet.
rolling for anal invasion
Stick in in an outlet
There can be only one.
Stand in a public place yelling this while holding the sword over your head
shove it in your asshole in public while shouting "DOWN WITH THE KIKES"
Scream "Jews will not replace us," duh
Drop into a local river, take pics
Acquire crossbow, longcoat, and a big hat. Stand out front of a blood bank glaring at people and sprinkling water on them.
Forge it into a truck leaf spring....neva been done befoe....
Impale yourself with it
Throw it over your back fence, towards the neighbors house like you would a throwing knife, as hard as you possibly can.
And kiss it goodbye forever
Go to the top of a hill during a storm, thrust it into the air and shout "ZEUS! Lend me your strength!!"
Wait for a thunderbolt to hit it, die and film it.
>tanafag to a duel and end that cunt rightly.
reroll
Did you... stab it into the grout?
Jap Suicide.
Self check
Check
Stab a power outlet.
swordie in pooper
slice cheese
Do something with it that will put you on national television
It's clearly sitting on carpet?
Stab someone's car.
in to your peehole it goes
stab a nigger
kill yourself with it.....rollin' for trips
bbq
is that a bks?
impale two niggers
Into the butt
Knight a dementia sufferer.
impale two and a half niggers
in your ass
Oh. Saw the shadow then..
If trips. Stab through wall
Ding ding ding. Winrar
Swollow it
Kill muslims while shouting DEUS VULT
Ha! Eat shit, loser.
WINRAR
Geeeeet
WINRAR
Make your mother a sandwich
robbed my idea
like a fucking nigger. Sharing is caring though. Now wait for OP to deliver
> inb4 he won't
okay op time to make your way to inglewood
Same fag.
Sorry niggers. Trips is trips and now you be trippin'
Open the other door of that closet and take a full strength horizontal swing at it
start slashing tires with it while screaming 'NONE SHALL PASS!'
no way op can deliver
Oooh! This is a good one! Do it, faggot!
slice open a watermelon
see Fucking raging, why did that unoriginal fucktard get trips
winrar
Tuck it in bed and read it a bed time story
Reroll
do nothing because you're a faggot
Put a big ass bend in the blade, 90° or more, permanent
rollywolly
But does the pommel unscrew?
Take Jerusalem.
DEUS VULT!