>The last three or four digits of your post are an SCP
>You must touch it
>You cannot re-roll
The last three or four digits of your post are an SCP
Soft Core Porn?
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Rollerino
Rollin'
Probably going to die
whats an scp?
giggity31
Rollerino my mans
I touch it with my dick.
define scp
Yaaaa boi
>scp-wiki.net
No matter how much I rub my belching peenor on it, the car stays perfectly clean. How disappointing.
I hope mines hot at least
roll
Rolling.
roll me ded
I'mma stick my dick in mine
K
ez
Rolling
My dick is extremely lacerated
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>199
It's a Euclid-class fern that will slime and digest you.
RIP
rollio radio
Soft Core Porn
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oh
cool
uwu pls join my mommy's discord
ncZujmR
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Unlimited mind controlling pancakes
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rooooollin
If you drive a Charger, Mustang, or Corvettes that isn't classic, fuck you.
Hopefully something good!
Reroll, I'm not ringing that fucking thing
Mind explaining in some detail how this all works, user? Please and thanks.
Havent seen ones of these in awhile. Rollin
Here we go
Secure child pornography
Rolling and praying
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I poke the clock with my dick over and over and over. I expect to get tired but I don't.
Eventually, a shrill screeching is emitted from the device and I immediately press the snooze button to stop it.
I lost track of how many times this is repeated what must be days ago, but I still do not rest. The dick prodding goes on for what feel like an eternity and I know that it will never be enough.
scp-wiki.net
Replace xxx w/ post number
Hi
SCP?
Ayy
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Scp death roll
I touch 863-1 but I am too big for it to handle, and it scuttles away.
And what does this do, exactly? See
slap with balls
Rolllll
I'm alright with this SCP. They'll fix what's wrong with my life.
Rolling
i just won a game of dota as jakiro
rolllllinggg
SCP: Secure, Contain, Protect. It's a an organization that secures other worldly and metaphysical creatures/objects from the general public. Look up SCP foundation and match your post to their case number. Goodluck.
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The scp turns you inside out when you touch it. Fuck my ass.
rolland
Roll
I think I'm fucked but maybe I can get away just losing a hand or arm.
>3d glasses that allow me to see entities everywhere, they're harmless if I let them be.
Nice, I'm alive.
Re rolling
rolling like tits
roll
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A flock of doves that make weapons malfunction. Alive once again
Fucking kill me already.
Rollllllllllllll
Fuck...
ayniga
rollin'
fuck, im gonna be disposed of by ignition of aluminum and sodium hydroxide.
Roll
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Wooden skis that fly when you blow them
Get ready for nasty dipping
I love these threads
rolling
Fite me nigga
alright, ty. rolling.
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Wooden skis sound pretty cool
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2
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Unless trump disposes of the aluminum first
Description: SCP-948 is Seamus Ó Tuathail, a former surgeon in the Mater Hospital, Dublin. SCP-948 has been continuously lecturing on a variety of medical subjects in the Pythagoras Theatre, Trinity College Dublin, since July 4th, 1984. SCP-948 shows an anomalous healing effect, with physically injured subjects introduced to its lecture theatre healing if it discusses relevant medical procedures. This healing effect does not seem to be any more effective than traditional medicine, but can offer improvement when used in conjunction1. SCP-948 does not display any healing effect with injuries or illnesses it is not familiar with. Beginning 01/01/2015, a reading list of textbooks and medical papers has been provided to SCP-948 to keep it up to date with modern medicine, which has shown a marked increase in its healing ability2.
SCP-948 also displays a minor secondary calming effect - many people entering the theatre while it is lecturing report feeling refreshed and safe regardless of their previous condition. Prolonged exposure to this effect can lead to short-term dizziness and trouble with fine motor skills. These effects generally only manifest after 12-15 hours of continuous exposure to the object, and thus are considered negligible.
SCP-948 shows physical signs of extreme emaciation and sleep deprivation, but does not seem to need food, drink or sleep, and commonly refuses them when offered, preferring not to interrupt his lectures3. SCP-948 becomes extremely aggravated when removed from the lecture theatre or otherwise prevented from lecturing, often requiring restraint. SCP-948 has proven amicable in all other aspects of interaction, allowing medical procedures to go ahead without argument so long as they do not impede his lecturing.
fucking boring.
Rotundle
scp-wiki.net
Master key to open any lock of any kind,
physical or digital. On track to take over the world
Fuck my shit up.
Fucked up link
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I enter the room and am greeted by a guy calling himself Ollie.
I immediately get to work poking him in the side with my dick, and I guess it puts him out because he excuses himself from the room in short order.
Luckily his buddy Ormond is on hand for me to switch off to.
He too quickly excuses himself and Ollie returns.
I get the idea that these two must be taking turns playing some kind of game, because they keep switching out one after the other, but there's always at least one of them there for me to jab, I'm fine with it.
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Roll that beautiful bean footage
Rolling for 1265
Rollan
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penus
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oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck! please something safe.
Check
I am sealed in a chamber with what looks like a pair of sticks and a set of complex instructions.
I ignore the instructions and poke the sticks with my dick. They are still just sticks.
Well, that was anticlimactic.