>The last three or four digits of your post are an SCP
>You must touch it
>You cannot re-roll
The last three or four digits of your post are an SCP
Asher Powell
Tyler Richardson
Soft Core Porn?
Luke Hall
Rol
Jaxon Kelly
Rollerino
Henry Perez
Rollin'
Isaiah Morales
Probably going to die
Dylan Brooks
whats an scp?
Bentley Rodriguez
giggity31
William Howard
Rollerino my mans
Christopher Thomas
I touch it with my dick.
Andrew Harris
define scp
Samuel Barnes
Yaaaa boi
Christian Bell
>scp-wiki.net
No matter how much I rub my belching peenor on it, the car stays perfectly clean. How disappointing.
Isaac Gray
I hope mines hot at least
Hudson Gutierrez
roll
Parker Gonzalez
Rolling.
Tyler Watson
roll me ded
Parker Baker
I'mma stick my dick in mine
Dominic Clark
K
Bentley Parker
ez
Jason Foster
Rolling
Brody Martin
My dick is extremely lacerated
Juan Morris
Roll
Julian Howard
>199
It's a Euclid-class fern that will slime and digest you.
RIP
Matthew Lewis
rollio radio
Wyatt Kelly
Soft Core Porn
Austin Allen
roll
Nicholas Edwards
oh
cool
Zachary Phillips
uwu pls join my mommy's discord
ncZujmR
Adam Morgan
scp-wiki.net
Unlimited mind controlling pancakes
Luis Reyes
roll
Juan Myers
rooooollin
Adrian Rivera
If you drive a Charger, Mustang, or Corvettes that isn't classic, fuck you.
Camden Wood
Hopefully something good!
Chase Foster
Reroll, I'm not ringing that fucking thing
Charles Wright
Mind explaining in some detail how this all works, user? Please and thanks.
William Allen
Havent seen ones of these in awhile. Rollin
Michael Thompson
Here we go
Lincoln Nguyen
Secure child pornography
Julian Stewart
Rolling and praying
Jaxson Powell
scp-wiki.net
I poke the clock with my dick over and over and over. I expect to get tired but I don't.
Eventually, a shrill screeching is emitted from the device and I immediately press the snooze button to stop it.
I lost track of how many times this is repeated what must be days ago, but I still do not rest. The dick prodding goes on for what feel like an eternity and I know that it will never be enough.
Jeremiah Moore
scp-wiki.net
Replace xxx w/ post number
Carter Hernandez
Hi
Julian Mitchell
SCP?
Joshua Moore
Ayy
Camden Jackson
roll
Christopher Brooks
Scp death roll
Gavin Smith
I touch 863-1 but I am too big for it to handle, and it scuttles away.
Austin Reed
And what does this do, exactly? See
Landon Barnes
slap with balls
Robert Clark
Rolllll
Xavier Gonzalez
I'm alright with this SCP. They'll fix what's wrong with my life.
Gabriel Baker
Rolling
Jayden Bennett
i just won a game of dota as jakiro
Nolan Evans
rolllllinggg
Aaron Rodriguez
SCP: Secure, Contain, Protect. It's a an organization that secures other worldly and metaphysical creatures/objects from the general public. Look up SCP foundation and match your post to their case number. Goodluck.
Ethan Stewart
Roll
Nicholas Morales
The scp turns you inside out when you touch it. Fuck my ass.
Brandon Torres
rolland
Lucas Williams
Roll
Brandon Russell
I think I'm fucked but maybe I can get away just losing a hand or arm.
Connor Reyes
>3d glasses that allow me to see entities everywhere, they're harmless if I let them be.
Nice, I'm alive.
Re rolling
Adrian Smith
rolling like tits
Kevin Fisher
roll
Ian Green
Roll
Hudson Miller
A flock of doves that make weapons malfunction. Alive once again
Fucking kill me already.
Cameron Johnson
Rollllllllllllll
Chase Wood
Fuck...
Grayson Sanders
ayniga
Jace Stewart
rollin'
Asher Reyes
fuck, im gonna be disposed of by ignition of aluminum and sodium hydroxide.
Bentley Brooks
Roll
Joseph Jenkins
scp-wiki.net
Wooden skis that fly when you blow them
Ethan Gonzalez
Get ready for nasty dipping
Carter Jenkins
I love these threads
Joseph Clark
rolling
Christian Rogers
Fite me nigga
Josiah White
alright, ty. rolling.
Nathan Morgan
roll
Jack Brown
Wooden skis sound pretty cool
William Robinson
Roll
2
Ryder Brown
Roll
Jacob Hill
Unless trump disposes of the aluminum first
Blake Reyes
Description: SCP-948 is Seamus Ó Tuathail, a former surgeon in the Mater Hospital, Dublin. SCP-948 has been continuously lecturing on a variety of medical subjects in the Pythagoras Theatre, Trinity College Dublin, since July 4th, 1984. SCP-948 shows an anomalous healing effect, with physically injured subjects introduced to its lecture theatre healing if it discusses relevant medical procedures. This healing effect does not seem to be any more effective than traditional medicine, but can offer improvement when used in conjunction1. SCP-948 does not display any healing effect with injuries or illnesses it is not familiar with. Beginning 01/01/2015, a reading list of textbooks and medical papers has been provided to SCP-948 to keep it up to date with modern medicine, which has shown a marked increase in its healing ability2.
SCP-948 also displays a minor secondary calming effect - many people entering the theatre while it is lecturing report feeling refreshed and safe regardless of their previous condition. Prolonged exposure to this effect can lead to short-term dizziness and trouble with fine motor skills. These effects generally only manifest after 12-15 hours of continuous exposure to the object, and thus are considered negligible.
SCP-948 shows physical signs of extreme emaciation and sleep deprivation, but does not seem to need food, drink or sleep, and commonly refuses them when offered, preferring not to interrupt his lectures3. SCP-948 becomes extremely aggravated when removed from the lecture theatre or otherwise prevented from lecturing, often requiring restraint. SCP-948 has proven amicable in all other aspects of interaction, allowing medical procedures to go ahead without argument so long as they do not impede his lecturing.
fucking boring.
Aiden Williams
Rotundle
Jose Morales
scp-wiki.net
Master key to open any lock of any kind,
physical or digital. On track to take over the world
Xavier Miller
Fuck my shit up.
Hudson Perry
Fucked up link
scp-wiki.net
Brody Lewis
I enter the room and am greeted by a guy calling himself Ollie.
I immediately get to work poking him in the side with my dick, and I guess it puts him out because he excuses himself from the room in short order.
Luckily his buddy Ormond is on hand for me to switch off to.
He too quickly excuses himself and Ollie returns.
I get the idea that these two must be taking turns playing some kind of game, because they keep switching out one after the other, but there's always at least one of them there for me to jab, I'm fine with it.
Dominic Harris
roll
Josiah Baker
Roll that beautiful bean footage
Jackson Sanders
Rolling for 1265
Noah Russell
Rollan
Christopher Kelly
roll
Jackson Wright
Rolllllll
Evan Powell
penus
Isaiah Kelly
pleasenottheballoffishhookspleasenottheballoffishhookspleasenottheballoffishhookspleasenottheballoffishhookspleasenottheballoffishhookspleasenottheballoffishhookspleasenottheballoffishhookspleasenottheballoffishhookspleasenottheballoffishhookspleasenottheballoffishhookspleasenottheballoffishhookspleasenottheballoffishhookspleasenottheballoffishhookspleasenottheballoffishhooks
Nathan Russell
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck! please something safe.
Lucas Russell
Check
Jordan Barnes
I am sealed in a chamber with what looks like a pair of sticks and a set of complex instructions.
I ignore the instructions and poke the sticks with my dick. They are still just sticks.
Well, that was anticlimactic.