Have eaten nothing but PB for FOUR fucking days

>have eaten nothing but PB for FOUR fucking days

pls murder me

I'm sorry to hear that.

nigger go fucking hunting
or dumpster diving
or shopping
or order a takeaway for a neighbour and rob the deliveryman
or suicide
or fap
or emigrate to a better cunt like ghana

Because now I will snatch every mother fucker birthday

why tho

sometimes while i take my adderall i forget to eat for like an entire day and i get really anxious

I have nothing else to eat but cigarettes and fucking monster ultra zero

I got some frozen four & twenty meat pies in the freezer. Do you want one ?

Yeah bro, you in western sydney?

where's the cat

Nah. I'm on the Gold Coast.

About to get shot

>at uni, cant get on youth allowance because parents are rich
>they send me $40 a week (most of which goes to transport fares)
>living off PB and milk
FUCKKKK why wont anyone fucking hire me

what is a PB? Is it bad?

Peanut butter you fucking mong

is it free in australia?
do they give you peanut butter and milk in universities?

No but it is the cheapest source of calories aside from maybe oats.
You can get a days worth of calories for maybe $3 or $4

Yeah actually some student council provides a free breakfast every morning outside one of my lecture halls so I just grab a massive fuck-off scoop of PB and down that shit

I was going to ask this.
Why don't you eat bread with the pb?

Eating PB out of the jar is MUCH more satisfying

>be in an all inclusive hotel
>havent had a burger and cola in 30 minutes
pls kill me

Isn't pb pretty much like chocolate and honey? Don't you have liquid shit from eating only that?

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>chocolate and honey?
You are a fucking idiot, peanut butter is LITERALLY blended peanuts

We don't have pb in Bulgaria m8.