ITT: We write Obama a speech, one word at a time. I'll start
IF
ITT: We write Obama a speech, one word at a time. I'll start
Josiah Russell
Owen Young
white
Austin Thompson
if
William Brown
nigger
Jonathan Baker
WAZ
Nicholas Turner
IF
Levi Cox
okie
Jason Wright
If
Jace Robinson
Nigger
Jaxson Williams
if
Jacob Long
IF
Owen Collins
Uhhhhhh...
Chase Davis
if
Carter Myers
IF
John Peterson
if
David Wright
KANGS
Josiah Green
*awkward pause*
Landon Rogers
IT
Cameron Cruz
LET ME BE CLEAR
Christian Jones
Iran
Carson Green
OKIE-DOKE
Aaron Hughes
Privilege
Joseph Mitchell
Hmmmm
Dylan Butler
if
Gabriel Jones
WE
Joshua Martin
WE WUZ KANGZZZ
Mason Rogers
folks
Jeremiah Diaz
IT
Nathan Green
if
Carter Nelson
If
Adam Walker
Allahu
Jaxon Nguyen
HOPE
Jackson Rodriguez
Trump
Anthony Peterson
guns
Lucas Young
Doke.
Parker Ward
ISIL
Christian Watson
we
Colton Gray
Akbar
David Ross
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF
Hudson Lopez
IT
David Jenkins
virtuesignal
William Morales
dindu
Alexander Sanchez
OKEY DOKE
David Perez
Nigger.
Nathan Rodriguez
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lucas Ward
I continue to, uhhhhhh, believe, uhhh that uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Elijah Mitchell
but trump
Adam Hall
dokie
Henry Powell
diversity
Joseph Anderson
Uhhhhhh
Luke Phillips
folks
Ryder Price
HOL UP
Jack Bennett
ISIL
Benjamin Hernandez
If
Xavier Morgan
*clears throat* uhhhhhhh my uh fellow uh Armenians uhhhhh
Ethan Adams
IF
Brandon Price
Dicknipples
Lucas Butler
...
Ryan Campbell
>Trump
You mean That man I will not advertise for
Daniel Lopez
*subverts America*
Elijah Martin
Newton
Christian Gomez
THE TWEETS
James Gomez
PROGRESS
Joshua Richardson
But-but-but-but
Hudson Wilson
My
Alexander Ward
nazi
Gabriel Barnes
AYYOOOOOO
*nigs*
HOL UP
*shoots police officer*
SO WHAT YALL BEE SAYINZ
*loots his own neighbourhood*
IS DAT
*pours out a 40*
IS DAT WE
*gets a fellow gorilla killed*
WE WUZ
*converts to islam*
WE WUZ
*shouts WOORLLSTARRR*
WE WUZ PREZIDENTS
*passes out*
AN
*pulls pants down an inch*
SHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT
*repeats the word 'If' for 2 minutes straight*
Jaxson Foster
Son
Jordan Perez
if
Jace Sullivan
Fried Chicken
Tyler Hernandez
IF
Bentley Evans
muh
Christian Baker
deez nuts
Benjamin Jenkins
if
Andrew Ross
Sebastian Anderson
wuz
Jace Price
Uh...
Jaxson Morris
Marginalize
Jackson Foster
DA KAY KAY KAY
Carson Flores
hammertime
Justin Roberts
IF
Jordan Brooks
problematic
Samuel Gutierrez
ZOINK
Carson Fisher
Doke
Caleb Watson
IF
Liam King
Zionist
Landon Turner
guns
Elijah Gonzalez
disparate impact
Thomas Jones
Queer
Nolan Jenkins
WOOOOORRRRRRLLLLLLLSSSSTTTTTAAAAARRRRRRR
Zachary Foster
republicans
Luke Thomas
nigger
Jaxson Brooks
Cuba
Adrian Richardson
Gitmo
Colton Foster
watermelon
Adam Watson
...
Ian Reyes
muh feelings :'(
Nicholas Watson
Reverse
Anthony Butler
racism
Justin Thompson
even without the ifs and its, its the dumbest speech ever