>GERMANY HAPPENING!
>GERMANY HAPPENING!
It is 3 am here and I'm scared as shit!!! I'm checking the local news but nothing sofar!! My friends and family are still asleep I'm trying to reach them through Facebook. What the fuck is happening here?
Based in north Germany Kiel. What should I do now? I don't want to go out. Fuck!
Made this video as soon as I heard the siren!!
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WTF
Hol fuk bummmpppp
wut?
pls be real
wat
Just a sexual emergency, go back to bed.
timestamp quick m88 before you get shanked by a muzzie
no way
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What the fuck
First Romania and now this
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This is even scarier than that one time it rained hail
it's the alarm for the running of the bulls
go prep em
GOODBYE HANS
Fake and gay
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K...
Have we started the fire?
happened in Romania yesterday too, funny thing is its the day of ramadan a islamic holiday, if that is a drill or something is happening tell people its the holiday month, so they wake up.
Threadly reminder
It's not time yet
it's a fucking siren calm down
Load ur mags and put on body armor bro, get ur go bags ready and check your 6 month food supply room.
Then check your weapons for function.
Oh wait... Not American... OP is kill.
Why were you filming yourself browsing the web?
reminder that it is ramadam
Video is fake. I'm in ISIS and cam confirm we're not doing anything until next week.
NOTHING
what is happening?
>if anything
This is real im from Kiel as well! Me and my family is getting rdy.
shhh no dreams germoney, only allah now
Holy shit dude
This
It's probably a fire, and the siren means you should close your windows because of dangerous smoke
Another shitpost?
Fucking Germany.
Sad to see you only have to write "HAPPENING" to get, at least, 100 replies.
>Jurgen? Sound the alarm, we've got another horny migrant in need of ficki ficki.
You are just fucking with us... r,right?
Stay calm OP
Everything is fine
Because it's fake
Fake. Barely gets louder when you get inside. Also why are you speaking in English and not German?
HAPPENING
WW3 CONFIRMED
That siren sounds strangely wolf-like.
Sounds like sirens. We get those here too sometimes. My dog likes to howl at them, it's fun.
Boogie time?
m.youtube.com
>catched
It's fucking happening you idiot
so?
>it actually got louder as he went outside
this is either real or an edited fake fuck
>first Romanian shitposting
>now German shitposting
I bet Spain is next. Those fucking shitlords.
Were none of you in that Romanian thread an hour ago? Fucking sage.
>yfw its actually happening
MEMES HAVE GONE TOO FAR TO STOP NOW
>a whole month of happening threads
user, doesn't your city test the air raid sirens often? mine does. that's probably what is happening.
shut the fuck up, explain Romania yesterday, and the military vehicle photos.
That's a herd of sick cows Hans
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Thread theme
Goodbye eurobros. Had a great time here.
nope. a fucking leaf
is this real or what..
>either real or fake
thanks for clarifying
Hold onto your butt DeutscheBros, Russia gonna rain that hellfire down on you HARD today.
RIPIP Germoney.
Sorry, but, are you gay?
Fake until I see something from my Reuters feed.
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Best bait ever. How many predictions did you have to save in order to get one that was accurate?
I'm staying awake.
Will report
this is a new meme isn't it?
What is there to explain?
And what does that have to do with Germany?
Toronto here, sketchy line 2 repairs last week, something nasty coming up for sure. Don't take the subway tomorrow user.
ITS FUCKING HABBING AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MUSLIMS DEATH SQUADS ARE ON THE LOSE
ALSO YOU SOUND LIKE A FAGGOT
INSHALLAH
>Nothing on Twitter
>No breaking news
This is fake.
Please nuke the GTA
It was good knowing you, Germany.
RIP / press F to pay respects
>Canada
It checks out
What the fuck does OP's video has to do with Romania?
Get a tin foil hat, buddy. You might feel safer.
can we do cummy mummy thread here?
yea, it's a real siren, what's your point?
HAHAHAHAHAH ATTACKS TONIGHT
CHECK'EM
Reminder that if Muslims pull mass shit in our countries we'll shoot them all and then go stand guard in the Middle East with our full force seeing if anyone wants to try something funny.
All of Germany now off internet.
checked
Is this a parody of the Romania "happening" threads? If so, well done.
they keep delete the mummy threads
Do you remember?
remember what it was like in september?
>people seriously believe this
training exercises you twit....and the "explosion" was a minor one. Do some of you retards think if WW3 was starting they would be able to hide it?
Good lookin out. Stay safe leaf bro.
It'd fucking BETTER be happening, Hans. I'm fucking tired of getting blueballed.
Trips of truth
similar situation in romania, sirens and shit for no reason
also khazakstan had some shit go down, not at likely to be a happening , still sirens
sirens are the new prank trend sweeping the globe
nah if an attack happens we will nuke the middle east, the president may not approve but i know a general will veto and nuke it anyway. thats if we get the fucking football
Go ask them
Yes, the fire rises!
>every single person in ISIS know about all the plans, even the ones in other continents, so when they are caught, they know what to say to the ones who tortures them
HOLY FUGG ITS REAL LOOK AT GOGGLE MAPS NOW GAME OVER I REPEAT GAME OVER
This is the way its always done.
Happened here too, m-11 in Atocha train station.
NATO "exercise" the day before
Obviosly they put the explosives on the tracks
>YOU CANT STOP THE HAPPENING TRAIN
So is this happening or what? I've gotta study for finals.
that voice, are u a trany?
FBI tip submitted.
post screens not stale memes
>Like I almost was last time
>tfw eventually a big attack will happen in Europe
>thousands will die
>sirens and gunshots will fill the night
>some Sup Forumstard from Europe will try to inform everyone's what's going on
>and no one will believe him because of the 2938572908375923875923875 Happening threads that turned out to be bullshit