My ass starting itching tonight so I decided to take a pic to investigate and discovered I have 2 assholes

My ass starting itching tonight so I decided to take a pic to investigate and discovered I have 2 assholes.

This is awesome.

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Put a finger up each hole with timestamp

which one does the poop come out of

How very curious.

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can take 2 cocks at once

congratulations?

I just realized that I've never seen my ass

You need to see a doctor, But first, sharpies in poopers!

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The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree

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It looks like one ass hole with a large hemorrhoid

How... how have you never noticed

nope. in fact, it looks like it fell out of the tree and into her big ass vagina.

maybe you should try washing your asshole

looks like hemorrhoids anyway

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>this

lol mfw you first try a sour Warhead

You're this guys dream come true.
See Sup Forums? There's someone out there for everyone, don't give up hope yet, faggots.

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TIMESTAMP plz

I looked up en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_fistula - apparently it starts with an anal gland getting clogged. I've had that much happen a couple of times ... eat shelled peanuts, get careless, scrape a bit of peanut shell over my asshole while wiping, voila, I have a little lump inside. But what I always ended up doing was getting in the shower and compulsively squeezing the lump until it seemed to empty out (sometimes took a few tries). After that it usually refilled but was easier to squeeze the next time until it stopped being trouble. Whatever happened, still one asshole last I checked, so maybe that's a winner. I hope???

what an asshole