What's the most fucked up joke you've got?
What's the most fucked up joke you've got?
Carson Peterson
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Daniel Turner
My birth.
Logan King
my life
Julian Mitchell
My death.
Angel Sullivan
My sex drive
Isaac Morris
What did the mother say to the chomo on the beach?
Do you mind getting out of my "son"
Joseph Russell
This chick told me to give her 12 inches and make her bleed. So i gave her the dick twice and punched her in her fucking mouth.
Julian Butler
-What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
-Batman can go out at night without Robin
Dominic Long
>Black man
The brainwash IS working
Fuckin chimp
Henry Ortiz
the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
>fitting in
Adrian Thompson
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. They wanted books for Christmas, but all they got was magazines.
Colton Perry
How do you make a three-year-old cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear
Jaxon Hill
>What's the most fucked up joke you've got?
our current president
Dominic Martin
How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Because you can taste the blood on your dad's dick.
Samuel Long
what's a chomo?
Sebastian Johnson
jesus, leftards cant meme
Logan Barnes
Choad monitor
Jaxson Price
A child molester
Nathan Lee
stay mad
Tyler Lee
What did the poor, paraplegic, orphan kid get c
for christmas?
Cancer.
Tyler Lee
What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's pussy?
Only one retarded thing came out of her pussy.
Kayden Morris
2 pedophiles on a beach
1 says to the other "get out of my son!"
Tyler Russell
What's harder then this shard of glass I just used to carve a pentagram into this baby with?
Jose Hall
Kid walks into his parents' room and catches them fucking. Kid is shocked, but Dad just throws pillow at him and laughs it off. Next morning, parents hear noise upstairs, and go up to investigate. It's coming from the invalid grandma's room, and when they walk in, the kid is on top of grandma just fucking going to town! Parents are both shocked. Kid turns around to dad and says "not so fucking funny when it's your mom, huh?"
Gavin White
funny funny stuff
Owen Cooper
AIDS is a terrible disease that's stricken Africa. If we could all just come together and provide enough mosquito nets, we could save hundreds of mosquitoes every day.
Alexander Sanders
friend loved to procrastinate
he got hit by a train because he wanted to dodge it at the last second
his body got lost and we have to postpone his funeral.
Brody Barnes
What cracks when you fuck it?
A baby's hip
Ayden Watson
What do you call a lesbian woman that delivers dildos for a living?
A Dick Van Dyke.
Brody Thomas
just stay ahead of the game ok>
Isaac Powell
Pedophiles never win races. They always come in a little behind.
Austin Bennett
I was eating out this bitch one time and tasted horse semen and said, "Oh, that's how you died, grandma."
Nathan Hall
kek
John Carter
story?
Luis Williams
What do you do when your daughter says she was raped by Batman?
Switch to the Spider-Man costume.
Ian Jenkins
Also, I hate pedophiles. They're fucking immature assholes.
Cooper Perez
Poor African hospital realized the baby came out the wrong way, 50/50 his head won't rip
(I literally don't know why they fuck in Africa because they can't support their children financially and we have to donate to the niggers.)
Henry Torres
lol, so triggered. go blog about your safe space invasion on Tumblr, you fruit.
Austin Roberts
Joke/Info
Why do Purto Ricans always have their flag hanging on their rear view mirror or a decal of their flag ?
So that they don't steal from each other
Kevin King
I was gonna tell a gay joke...
...buttfuckit
Bentley Russell
>Look. at this offers, guys!!
Wyatt Robinson
What's the difference between a dindu nuffin getting hit by a car and a dog getting hit by a car ?
The dog has skidmarks
Parker Smith
Garbage watches. The exhorbitantly expensive shipping covers the production of the cheapass watch.
Samuel Powell
Joshua Kelly
Logan Nguyen
Whats the best thing about putting a baby in a blender head first?
Cumming on its toes as they curl.
Justin Ortiz
Jolly good sir! You showed Trump and all his supporters
Oliver Johnson
Why are there no arabs in star trek?
Because its set in the future.
Joshua Powell
My last gf called me a pedophile, I said, "That's a big word for an eleven year old."
Ethan Baker
What happens when you put a baby in a microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.