My uni flat mate has gone out and left her room unlocked. What do I do Sup Forums?
Pic unrelated.
My uni flat mate has gone out and left her room unlocked. What do I do Sup Forums?
Pic unrelated.
put shit on the ceiling fan
Shit under the doormat
Lay on her bed and have a wank while sniffing her panties shes left on the floor, cum into panties and leave them where you found them.
No ceiling fan or doormat
Thisx10000
More pics of these sluts?
Very very tempting
Post pics of her panties
TBH this is probably what I'd do. Also take photos. See if she has some crusty panties for us
wait for her
to come home
She's got some nice ones
do the dishes, clean up the house, set it up so you're nicely groomed and shit reading a book in the common space so when she gets back she sees you all sophisticated and shit
continue to be pleasent
look for an opportunity to party together
have a good dnm if stars align that night
now ur in, friend
look for an outing during the day next, do something together
maybe some exercise together after that, push it slow, keep being a gentlemen
after a few weeks and such if its right get drunk together again, go out, if its there, kiss and go from there
if not whatever hey at least you tried
that or fap off to her panties just make sure you put them back before she gets home
what are you waiting for? live stream if you're not a pussy
Haha cba, so will do the later ;)
On what?
This but without all the wanting a relationship crap. Fucking clean your living space and then do something else productive.
a relationship at the age ur stealing dorm mates panties is sex.on.tap
and cheating means nothing when u wanna split anyway
Does she have any nice bra's?
Depends what you like ;) She's 34D
Jerk off in her panties. Post pics
Hide in her closet and jump out and rape her.
Suss out good places to install spy cams
Install spy cams
If she has a dildo, put it in your mouth and ass
Cum in her panties
Cum in her shoes
Masturbate with her high heels straps around your cock
post pics of flat mate
kik johnanon775 cause threads die but I dont
In my dreams maybe.
Don't have spy cams
Where would a girl hide her dildo?
Tempted to do both.
Good idea
Take more pics of her underwear and show us
For dildo try any drawer near the bed, under the bed, under the pillow, and in the drawers where she keeps underwear and socks.
Got them resting on my cock as I type
rub her toothbrush all over ur sweaty gouch balls and asshole. then spit on it and put it back
Whatever you do, you will have to live with that choice for a long, long time.
When you're 40 do you want to be the guy that shoved some random girl's dildo up your ass simply because the first time you had the chance, you did, or do you want to be the guy that wasn't so pathetic that he shoved a dildo up his ass because being in the presence of a female's underwear left you a dribbling ponce?
Grow the fuck up, leave her shit alone and stop being a pathetic fucking virgin shit Lord.
cum on her dildo to impregnate her .Then.just.wait.
Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with your cock?
Where's the rest of it?
this isn't how b works faggot
You must be 18 to post here
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Call me, I can make that happen.
Any videos?
She will know the exact location of everything in her room. Now you've moved stuff she will never trust you again. if she can prove what you've done she will shame you or call the police. Good luck in life on the sex-offender's register OP.
Top Kek
moar
find the dildo?
She definitely has a rabbit or a bullet vibrator. I'd look for that personally. Bedside cabinet? On top of wardrobe in a box, under the bed? Under the mattress?
What the fuck is wrong with your face? The rest of it is in my boxers fag.
Ops bailed, i guess the shame of his Gaylord faggy behaviour has driven him to suicide. It certainly should tbh
Trips! I'll do it if I can find her dildo. Can't find anything
Not looking hard enough.
Hmm still here, guess your Intel was wrong
M8, your balls and pubes are showing. You're telling me there's more cock inside your boxers but behind your balls and pubes. How far out do your balls poke?
You've got a tiny little mutilated Jew cock and you can't be trusted not to rummage through women's underwear drawers looking for a dildo to ram up your shitter. You should take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror, then end it all you sad, sad little boy.women can smell desperation on losers like you, and proper men sense your inferiority.
Look through her computer?
You'll never make a detective OP....
EUR 42 -> Landwhale confirmed
start studying for finals, they are coming faster than you expect
Kek
Well if he's this clueless, he might make US president yet!
Google it you fag
Cum in her lotion, toothpaste/toothbrush, smoothies, coconut oil, whatever she smears on her face or puts in her mouth that won't give it away immediately
Hurry up op, times a wasting
UPDATE: No sign of dildo, guess she's not got one. Also I was never gonna shove it up my ass, just probably spunk over it. Heard her keys rattle in the flat lock so grabbed a pair of undies and have run to my room.
Gonna fill them with my jizz
>Where would a girl hide her dildo?
check the bed. about shoulder level from where she sleeps.
nightstand or drawer near bed. somewhere she can reach without getting up
under the pillow
on the floor in between the bed and nightstand (could roll off because she's a lazy bitch)
Will post a couple more of her undies I got before she came home.
tasty
Look under the bed or nightstand for her dildo.
I'll look for the dildo more thoroughly next time, she just got back in
>who. the hell sell with $0!!?
These are the dirty ones I've stolen.
Show the crotch please
BLOW THAT LOAD
Don't sniff her panties. They will smell like piss and shit with a little pussy mixed in, and you will forever be the kind of guy who does this without permission. If you get off on panty sniffing, buy a pair online.
You don't think she'll notice several pairs of missing panties?
I only took one pair dipshit
Hot! For a second I thought about showing this to my wife, but then I remembered that she is not a degenerate like me.
Can't see the faint stain very well on the camera
This is your roommate! You have a small cock and you are a creep to boot. And a I'm gay. And a trap.
Sorry forgot to attach pic
Prove it
Burgers have fell for the circumcision jew
Her panties have got me so hard
Clearly know nothing
Beautiful panties and bra.
keep defending MGM, mate.
It was was medical reasons, I'm atheist
Kek
Ok, this one I can show her. Do you have any pics where bigger stronger men are fucking manlets? Also, I think she likes bbc, but is libraries enough to think that she has made the world a better place by not saying it.
You wouldn't happen to have any feminist femdom would you?
Don't blow that load. You will level up in degeneracy and can't ever go back down.
loads
Well please share the best of it. My wife dpesnt care for porn and will probably think I expect her to act this way. So the more bizarre the better. Also, I think she might be submissive but no way am In going to have my way with someone as liberal as her.
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She has spanked me but oussies out and doesn't do it hard enough. She says there is no pleasing me and she has a point. From here out, I'll just sit back and admire what you share.
Pic of flatmate?
look for high heels/shoes. sniff and fap. also pics pls
how do you think this wall play out OP
>she'll see it and assume you came in her pants.
>she'll then call you a creep, tell her friends then leave.
if you want to fuck her, wait till she's home and rape her. if no, then just find something more productive in your life to do then cum in her pants, this will no way lead to sex. i hope you realise that. everyone else here is a virgin be better then that.
This down the side of the bed between the wall, or in a bottom drawer somewhere
so?