Was anyone else really underwhelmed by The Shape of Water? I mean it was ok, and sweet aenough...

Was anyone else really underwhelmed by The Shape of Water? I mean it was ok, and sweet aenough, but it felt like a story that's been told a hundred times before, only with less fishman fucking

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it's oscar bait

where's his fish erection

Yeah, but even then, it was nice, but really mediocre. That last shot with the gills was straight out of left field too.

That gets explained

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has the movie something to do with hellboy ?

He's waiting for her to lay her eggs in the water so he can fertilize them and swim away.

No, but it's the same guy, Doug Jones, who played Abe that plays the fish guy

He was also Pencil-head in Mystery Men

is "the shape of water" a euphemism for fish dick?

Christ, this shitty movie is all about that white women not only prefer niggers to a white men, but even a fucking fishes
Fuck that del toro fag

its a childrens story about acceptance with some tits and swear words to bump the rating to an R for the adults. if you need a movie to tell you to be open minded to other living things, you are a man child. there are arthur episodes with a bigger impact than this movie.

I wqas quite shocked about the amount of tits there were. Completely unnecessary, I though. That said, she's as hot as fuck when she's naked. Shame about that face tho

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I hate the fact that the creators don't want to admit its tied in to hellboy. Cmon thats abe!

I didn't know you could fill up your bathroom with water if you just put a towel under the door.

Must be an old building thing. I did laugh at the ridiculousness of it all, but then I saw the naked chick about to fuck a fish guy and realised that maybe I shouldn't expect too much realism from this

It's a decent film OP. Oscar worthy? I couldn't say for sure. But general consensus is...its pretty decent. Perhaps this is the moment you find out you are a contrarian?

Its overrated because it has the correct politics. It has a gay subplot, racism lunch counter scene, sexism, an over the top right wing white male bad guy, a handicapped lead character..... If it wasn't for all that stuff it never would have won the oscar for best picture.

My feeling exactly user. I mean, I love del Toro but fuck, this one did not deserve any oscar. He did Pan's layrinth ffs.

Not really, I'm, more of a realist than someone who doesn't like something just because everyone else does. I liked it, a lot, I just didn;t think it was fantastic, or anything amazingly special

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I'd fuck a fish dude

the shit with the gills was obvious from the fucking beginning
as for the rest of the movie it was at best a half baked love story in a fairy tale setting with 1-dimensional characters and did not deserve to win best picture over either phantom thread or three billboards.

moreover it's full of anti-american themes and the bad guys are the government. I'm not conservative by any means but jesus christ I knew how the movie was end up the moment when michael shannon stepped in the frame.

Please for the love of God don't watch this shit.

Tv recommend the lure which I watched it was great literally a Polish version of Ariel complete with musical numbers fish pussy body horror gore guro and tonnes of awesome shit great movie.

Craps over shape of water

Also watch the mermaid

I thought it was really quite good. Deserving of a best picture nomination? Probably. But for it to win best picture? Fuck no.

you're saying you knew from the beginning she was going to grow gills? are you sure?

It's a good movie. Entertaining at times, if for how well they pulled the whole cold war era setting.
Good enough for an Oscar, plus all the hype it created? Fuck no.
Also, if praising all things Mexican wasn't trendy, shit wouldn't have stuck. Then again, it would have been another "oppressed minority" making it to the top.

>t. memexican

>it's full of anti-american themes and the bad guys are the government
See also: Indiana Jones & The Kingdon of the Crystal Skull, as well as any movie where the protagonist wants to protect something other-worldly, including Splash with Tom Hanks

which mexicans things got praised? i don't remember.

this is the kind of shit you see on porn films. cinema is truly dead

oh do you mean the director?