I am your God!

I am your God!

As your God, I'll reward those that ask proper questions.. If your post ends in 7, The answer is yes. If your post ends in 0, your answer is No.

All other numbers asked the wrong question..

Peace be with you..

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Did did do do is are?

Did i get dubs?

All non-porn threads are being ignored..

Nailed it

Mother fucker...

You just divided by 0!

ur my mum?

Negative.

I am your father.

Will I get a gf?

Will my career go smoothly when I finish school?

Hmmm...will the rest of my schooling go ok?

Ok...the rest of the semester?

Jeez...can I at least get laid?

Is there a chance I can get a big tiddy goth gf of my own?

Will I get laid/get a gf this semester?

Yeah, will I get a hottie from campus this semester?

This post ends in 0. That's a fact.

More Rape and Baby Killing

Anyone who is captured will be run through with a sword. Their little children will be dashed to death right before their eyes. Their homes will be sacked and their wives raped by the attacking hordes. For I will stir up the Medes against Babylon, and no amount of silver or gold will buy them off. The attacking armies will shoot down the young people with arrows. They will have no mercy on helpless babies and will show no compassion for the children. (Isaiah 13:15-18 NLT)

Lol. This post confirms my getting my crush to be with me.

But are you really my God?

Should OP kill himself?

Allow me to rephrase then:
Are you God?

...

Is god dead?

Will I get back with my ex?

Should I kill myself?

rekt

My crush secretly likes me.

Will I get the loan

Lol jokes on you i actually wanna die

Ooof. Owned. But some other girl likes me.

Will I find a gf this month?

Oh I get it...it's not a secret lol

I'm awesome??

They girls I suspect like me actually do.

Will i die a virgin?

Well, jeez. So she doesn't like me.

Kill Homosexuals
“If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives.” (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)

Kill Fortunetellers

A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Leviticus 20:27 NAB)

Death for Hitting Dad

Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB)

Death for Cursing Parents

1) If one curses his father or mother, his lamp will go out at the coming of darkness. (Proverbs 20:20 NAB)

Why so much killing?

Will S. end up my girlfriend?

I like a girl does she like me back?

Will I get to see her again soon?

Will she start working out again in the same gym?

Is god a faggot?

The blonde?

Will I land the job I want?

Hot damn

The brunette, then.

She'd say yes if I asked

Did you mean for me to be gay?

Should I try to get a girlfriend?

Will the Eternal Jew be finally destroyed this century?

Should I kill myself?

WTF

Should I quit Sup Forums?

is my question usefull ?

Is God real

Is OP not a faggot?

Does bruno mars is gay

Will she choose me after thinking all of this through?

Fuck... Will we stay friends at least?

Stuck forever