What''s the dumbest shit you did while horny, Sup Forums?

What''s the dumbest shit you did while horny, Sup Forums?

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why do you use the same image for every thread you make?

Too lazy to get a new one.

I fucked a Sandwich

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swim96 in chaturbate?

I stole my sisters dirty underwear. Thanks god i grew up out of that.

shoved a sharpie up my ass

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i cut off my balls

Definitely meth.

Anal sex with some random slut i met on a bar. Shit everywhere.

Jerked off to beastiality

This.

Also, stole my best friend's panties with a huge load of menstruation.

I impregnated her.

Don't get me started.

Pic or it didn’t happen

I masturbated in a library parking lot when I was 16 just to see if I could.

I haven't done anything like it since.

female best friend? Friendzone prisoner detected

I fingered a fat girl in a bar

jerked off to the thought of my high school bully drugging my mommy and fucking her
>came so hard

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Yeah, nah. Our familys were the only ones in the neighbourhood back in the time, so we basically grew up together. There were no choices.

Fucked a 4 year old.

i just posted my ass in the twink thread

im supposed to be making a pot roast and cleaning....

Left it inside while cumming, twice... Fucking child support sucks.

I used to try and jerk off everywhere I could, it was like a game. my grandma’s, work, school, McDonald’s... I kept a jerk off location journal, ended up with something like 200 different locations before i stopped

cousin was living with me for a while
never had sex and was really horny
got into her bed and tried to molest her
didnt let me and pushed off my hands, i didnt want to be forceful
realized what i was about to do and stopped and asked for her forgiveness
have'nt seen her since

Made a 5,99 weekly porn subscription to watch what looked like a screaming anal. It was trash. Instantly quit the subscription but 5,99 was gone..feels bad man

sent messages to landwhale for a date

What are you, a house wife?

Jack off right next to a girl in 9th grade
the table was long and the only way she would see me dick is if she put her hand under the table

I took pics of a female friend of mine when she was drunk. I removed her clothes and came in her hair.felt like shit after that. Poor thing.

her head*

Fucked a furry.

This

Ordered a 8 inch dildo
My ass was not big enough
Waste of money

Also came in my own mouth
Instant regret

I once masturbated behind my family. There were in the couch i was jerking it after the couch. Also in a public bus, hospitals, etc. Its kinda funny. I still do it

I once cut a sleeve into raw chicken breast and fucked it till I ejaculated

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Shit. I still do that shit when drunk. Total regret when sober

pics please

did it feel good on your dick?

Was it good and did you still eat it later

kek

what. the. FUCK

When i was like 13 i told my 11yo cousin (a girl) To blowjob my dog. She actually did it. I jerk it while she did it. Im not into zoo btw. Im pretty sure she still remember that.

Newfag or samefag

Yeah me too.

yes, although it was not warm because I stored it in the fridge

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watched kids at the park

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I kinda did the same when i was a kid. But i was not alone. Me and my brothers forced our female cousins to suck my dog's dick. He's dead now :( rip Tyson.

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I did not eat it later; I fucked it multiple times and returned it to the fridge after each time, until it began to smell rancid, then I binned it

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What?

When I was like 12, my parents blocked me off of porn sites, so I had to improvise. My favorite way was to go on my balcony and jerk off. The fact that someone was probably watching me made me cum every time. I still dont know what the fuck I was doing

Fingered my dog when I was 12. pretty sure she came

Was at some rock club, about 1:00 AM and hooked up
with some chick I just met. She was all over me, and wanted to go out to my car and get it on. It was also
the middle of winter here and in easily in the teens outside. I was wasted and definitely up for it. We went out to the parking lot to get it on, but it was so cold out and I was so fucked up I couldn't get it up so I went down on her instead. She's digging on it, but by this point I didn't give a fuck, so while I was down there I started shoving a bunch of loose change in her snatch. For all I know I must have stuffed her with $5.00 worth of nickels, dimes and quarters, but she was so wasted too, that she didn't even notice. It was about this time my buddies showed up and stated banging on the windows and complaining that it was freezing out and they wanted to get the fuck out there and go to another club. She got out of the car, my buddies got in and we left. I have no idea what became of her after that.

Did it feel good?