>Dan Aykroyd was rushed to the hospital on Saturday. The 63-year-old legendary comedy actor was rushed to the emergency room after complaints of stomach pain according to a Sunday report from TMZ.
>The Los Angeles City Fire Department told the gossip site that they had responded to a call at his house at 10am before transporting him to a hospital in Santa Monica.
Dan recently claimed the new Ghostbusters "has more laughs and more scares than the first 2 films". Is feminism to blame? Does feminism cause cancer?
Jayden Diaz
kek wills it
Angel Morales
It was so bad, he shat himself to death.
RIP
Dylan Wilson
Did he shit talk the god emperor ?
Easton Torres
He got so sick after saying that jew-approved statement he has to be hospitalized. F
Jose Rogers
He's not a numale. Autistic crystal skull believer, yes, but not a numale.
Anthony Torres
This si true, in the context that GB2 had negative laughs that you'd have to subtract from GB1
Colton Russell
Kek truly blesses us.
He smites the enemies of Trump and punishes those who stand up for SJWs.
Is there a greater, more rewarding deity?
Adrian Gray
This. Poor Dan.
Eli Torres
He already looks like Slimer from the original Ghostbusters in that picture
Leo Baker
Obviously due to overconsumption of black cock
Camden Allen
>shit talking Aykroyd
I want Sup Forums to leave
Lincoln Anderson
Aykroyd+sequels=shit
Colton Young
>wahhh don't criticise my childhood heroes even if they're proven nu-males
Luis Allen
Subtracting a negative number would make the original number more positive though user.
Thomas Rivera
Blessed be the name of lord kek.
Colton Price
This is what he gets for throwing his legacy along with Bill Murray under a bus for another 3 seconds of fame. I'm just waiting on him to announce The Blues Sisters to completely destroy what little he has left of his dignity.
Juan Smith
looks like he will skip be part of the upcoming "gostbusters" fiasco.
Tyler Brown
hell be fine
Jack Cooper
Fembot men confirm for super EBOLAIDS. Good luck brainwashed libral-death-chan!
Jeremiah Nelson
>getting this butthurt over nothing
lol want to use any more buzzwords to fit in newfag?
John Diaz
Checked.
Camden Jones
lol
Adrian Edwards
reminder that this autismo carries around a toy police badge at all times.
Nicholas Flores
Buy a strong rope, at least 6 wraps and back through, you only want to do have to do this once. Maybe just use a gun, roof of the mouth, you only want to have to do this once.
Luke Collins
George Lucas famously said that he is perhaps the only person who will never get to see Star Wars.
Dan cannot possibly appreciate the old Ghostbusters the way his fans did, because he helped make them, not everything is political for fuck's sake.
Oliver Sanders
get the new bitch ghostbusters on standby
Owen Powell
>The Blues Sisters
This would be bad.
Ryder Sanchez
Don't blame him and Murray. They were gonna sue the shit out of them if they didn't show up in the movie. They think this movie sucks horse dick, they just can't say that
Cooper Ramirez
Didn't he sign a contract that forced him to say good things about any part of the ghostbusters franchise? I mean if I had to say the new one is good I'd probably get an ulcer too.
Christopher Reyes
guess that horse cock was finally too much
Michael Cox
repeating integers and he dies tonight
David Fisher
Trips of truth
Mason Thompson
he's a feminist fag now so who cares?
Michael Powell
I wish Dan Aykroyd died instead of John Belushi in 1982.
David White
Sony dug up decades old contracts dating back to the second GB movie to force him to cooperate.
Ryan Thompson
Akroyd is fucking hilarious.
Sup Forums needs to watch Nothing But Trouble.
Jaxson Howard
Hollywood is gonna kill him off so they get the pity of the public to see the new ghostbusters
Owen Edwards
>George Lucas famously said that he is perhaps the only person who will never get to see Star Wars.
What.
Gavin Sanchez
he spent too much time with his wife's son
Kevin Hill
Damn dude, memes are actually all powerfull and knowing, kinda scary
Nicholas Kelly
Praise Kek, a pox upon the heretics.
Dylan Peterson
Aykroyd> Murray
Murray is degenerate scum
Brandon Allen
DID HE SPEAK OUT AGAINST TRUMP WE NEED ANSWERS
Alexander Thomas
Does autism cause physical pain?
Tyler Young
John Candy was way better.
Eli Carter
Possibly that and the got rot liquor he peddles.
Kevin King
>Canadian uses our medical system while extolling the virtues of Canada's """free""" healthcare
Andrew Carter
>Does feminism cause cancer? prostate cancer -- yes
Aiden Young
triples confirms doubles
Liam Walker
MISTER BONE STRIPPER
Zachary Reed
Hell be fine
Jackson Richardson
He's A FUCKING LEAF
Automatic Beta Status
Matthew Scott
>Blues Sisters
>Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry >No Blues Music at all >Dubstep trap techno remix of the original blues bros theme
Watch it happen
Daniel Jackson
Blues Brothers 2000 already accomplished that.
Hudson Brown
>Wow, that new Ghostbusters movie rocks! >Gets smited by Lord Kek.
Joshua Wilson
PRAISE KEK
ALL OF KEK'S ENEMIES WILL PERRISH
BURN THE HERETIC PURGE THE UNCLEAN
Thomas Watson
Okay, I think Kek is actually real.
Jackson Davis
>John Candy and Belushi died first, followed by Harold
Literally why
Wyatt Wilson
Dan....what's his name again?
William Moore
He made it, so he can't sit down in the theater and just watch it unspoiled...
Never mind, I don't know why I try to explain shit.
Jackson Harris
he'll be fine
Tyler Watson
to be fair, aykroyd literally has autism.
David Taylor
reoccuring numerals and dan stomach ache-royd dies because of this
Jayden Cooper
Digital underground was in this movie too i think.
Tyler Ward
hell be fine
Ian Wright
Dan "Swollen Hemorrhoid" Aykroyd
Leo Powell
...
Aaron Johnson
Well he wrote the unused script for Ghostbusters 3: Hellbent
>We go to the hell side of Manhattan, downtown, Foley Square. It’s all where the cops are–they are all blue minotaurs. Central Park is this huge peat mine with green demons there, surrounded by black onyx thousand-foot high apartment buildings with classic red devils, very wealthy. We go and visit a Donald Trump-like character who is Mr. Sifler. Luke Sifler. Lu-cifer. So we meet the devil inside.
Ayden Robinson
(((((((Spengler)))))))
Isaac Richardson
unironically hoping he dies of whatever problem he has
Nolan Diaz
Dan "Stomach" Aykroyd
Cooper Richardson
medfag here. My guess is that he blewout the aortic arch and is not with the baby jesus. Either that or he choked on the realization that his were truly lousy films.
Jacob Sanders
But when Akroyd dies, he is gonna get up on stage in Heaven with Belushi, James Brown, John Lee Hooker, B.B. King, Cab Calloway, Robert Johnson, and they are gonna have a motherfucker of a reunion concert.
Nolan Ross
Probably diverticulitis. Fairly common to happen when you age. Especially for men. It's painful as hell.
David Ortiz
He has a financial stake in the Ghostbusters franchise. Of course he's going to say this is the best one yet.
It doesn't mean he actually thinks its a good movie, which he obviously doesn't because let's be honest, nobody does.
Kayden Perez
huh, so the govt finally got him
Luis Peterson
Unless you're Brock Lesnar and it barely seems to affect you.
Matthew Cooper
>praises feminism unironically >dies
Henry Miller
Man if this doesn't kill him watching the new Ghostbusters movie crash and burn in the box office will
This man is as good as dead
Grayson James
complications from obesity?
Evan Rodriguez
>Dan recently claimed the new Ghostbusters "has more laughs and more scares than the first 2 films"
It's apparently gut-busting
Adrian Morales
>numale
He's too old for that, you getting a sore pussy over shit he says doesn't change that. He has adult children. Plus the fact that he had sex puts him ahead of most of Sup Forums on any kind of masculinity list.
Xavier Green
Damnit Carlos.
Kayden Myers
Go on...
Adam Wilson
Aykroyd having to actually praise that piece of shit caused such a violent reaction within his humors that his guts overflowed with stomach acid that had to be pumped out
They got Aykroyd and Murray by the balls through some kind of clause in the original Ghostbusters contracts they signed in the 80s. The jew studio FORCED them to praise the shitheap new movie. If Ramis wasn't DEAD they'd be forcing him to praise it, too.
Nobody asked Ernie Hudson's--the black guy's--opinion, hilariously enough. Would he have been able to get away with saying it was racist that the black woman was a walking stereotype, whereas in the original black buster was simply the 'average joe' counterweight to the nerdy scientist trio who just happened to be black?
Camden Thompson
WHAT A NOVEL CONCEPT
Jayden Watson
He looks like a downy.
Hunter Clark
>Robert Johnson >salvation Pick one
Robert Wood
Seriously, is there something going on with the media where they're not just trying to push blacks, but straight-up groidy apes?
Let's take star wars for example. Original movies had Billy Dee Williams. He looked normal. Prequels had Samuel L Jackson. He looked normal.
...then we get Episode 7, and the main character looks like he's straight out of Planet of the Apes. Flared nostrils, profuse sweating, tiny forehead and odd-shaped head. Retarded lunk jaw with massive caveman underbite. Looks like a fucking gorilla.
And then with the bulldyke ghostbusters, the black woman is a 6'4" massive silverback sheboon. Why the fuck would anyone want that on film?