/Tennis/ - French Open - Day 4 at Roland Garros - Choking Ocean edition

Round 2 is upon us.
Official Site Links
Draws: rolandgarros.com/en_FR/draws/index.html
Schedule: rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/index.html

Official Stream (geoblocked outside France):
francetvsport.fr/roland-garros/

TV:
Europe - Eurosport
USA - Tennis Channel, NBC

Stats:
tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2017/atp-men/
tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2017/wta-women/

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She fought so hard.

>ywn have gf as attractive as dodin

>it's an OP links the previous thread episode

Good man.

Some sweaty carbine to start the thread

Feels bad man

>Widowmaker

Literally gondola

Wew lad

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They should work on his firmwire

kek

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>ywn plug your noodle into ocean's hole
why continue to live, boys?

m e l t

steve johnson ;_;

I remember playing in some USTA regional tournament and it was hell you had to call your own lines and there were no umpires. I'm not surprised kids go to other sports instead

Fell aslep during dodin. What I miss?

Glitch detected, bot exposed.

She choked. Was doing good then couldn't serve a dinner table anymore.

Service breaks

I never played in any tournament with umpires. Was calling your own lines really that hard for you

hot cheeto ball girl

At least Wimbledon plays till 11am because of the bong timezone

I wonder how she'd react if a took a cheeky wank behind her back and finished on her hands.

pm

>gypsy

A real human bean

I hope it's not Federerwinslol though.

Please save us.

i don't get it.

>coric goes apeshit
>meanwhile Johnson is flooded with emotions about his papa, who was his coach
Absolutely kino.

please save dabmaster

His dad (or grandpa?) died recently.

His papa, 10 days ago

Yeah, it was Delpo's grandfather that died.

what does this mean? twitter.com/doublefault28/status/869886275129667584

what is that slav niggers problem? you can wreck your racquet at any time of the match EXCEPT for the end

>Both smashed their sticks into oblivion
Well shit

youtube.com/watch?v=HBAv7skYXNo

Who do you think you are to think that you can make a rule as to when you are allowed to break a racquet?

It's a decent way to blow frustration during a match. Helps you refocusing.

These warnings are a joke anyway.

I agree, but apparently the ATP wants the players to be PC driven robots.

If they wanted that they would've banned Kyrgios for life. It's all Feds fault for turning them in zombies

ripip based dodin. was it a decent match ?

They shouldn't be allowed to act like niggers. I don't care if you break your racquet to blow off some steam and refocus yourself but there's no need to refocus yourself if the match if already fucking over. That violent reaction without any purpose is the definition of a nigger chimping out

There's no utilitarian purpose in breaking the racquet, it isn't to "refocus", it's just a natural reaction to such a tense, lonely and tiresome sport.

Acting like a nigger is to deliberately break havoc without respect for rules and individual boundaries.

I would love to choke Oceane if you know what I mean

alright what's the drill?

played a ton of matches last year and just squandered maybe her only opportunity to gain some points before going into the summer defending a bunch of semis and finals

>this is the same '''journalist''' who wanted Bo3 at slams

Based petko

kek
based

ur're the only niggers lads

how is she replying to a diff person than the one that made the tweet?

sorry if its a dumb question but i dont use twitter

thank you based petko. i hope she moves on to commentating after tennis - she's be great at it

she just typed in that dude's name in the tweet so he'll probably get notified

but why

was he the guy who asked that?

si senor jajaja

Dolgowrinka 2mo

he CANT be so stupid

>(((Rothenberg)))

parenthesis are literally unnecessary

sopa

de

macacao

uma delicia

It's 1:30 there, did you eat dinner yet?

yes, at 10pm

That was pretty funny

It would be neat if he managed to win.

>at 10pm
madmen.

tienes un trabajo? a que hora empieza trabajar?

>spain
>trabajo

xddd nice one bud

you unironically have to go back

en universidad?

t. cant to math

PS i literally speak/write spanish at a retard level, soy gringo ese

Is American anti-semitism real or just a meme?

what is real, anyway?

No one dislikes Jews. Americans love cut-throat self interest. Jews are respectable because they advocate for this and because they hate arabs.

btw, I just saw the boobs of the woman in the apatrement across the street, she was walking around topless

it's like 20 meters away but I still got a good look, quite sexually appealing if I may say so myself

pics

also was she finno-urgic looking?

she has drawn her drapes to sleep nao, didn't look at her so carefully, but I live in Helsinki so most people are quite aryan anyway

couldnt take pics or jerk off or anything cause I was on the phone with a friend and also cooking food

>not inviting your friend to jerk off with you

dude what is wrong with you

>t. cant to math
That's m*chael though or the black one I can't tell at this point inb4 you're the black one

This. I love a good jack off with a friend. (No homo)

Carlos you lazy fuck :D
Im a bit homo sex so I think it would have been a bit awkward

i am greek
good post

oh fug a gay gommie :DDDD

>i am greek
So horny turk?

Gonna jack off while rolling a tennis ball with my feet
real Greek, or muh heritage Greek?
just wanted to give a (you)

how old is she?

>real Greek, or muh heritage Greek?
you know the black guy posting here a few days ago? that's him

apartement complex across the street so dunno, by her looks 20-30, but based on the big apartement Id say 25-30, nice tits

post pic of the window

so how many americans post here on the regs?

for me:

me
m*chael
black dude
gay cunt
kc tier*
still plays futures/challengers (might be le black man
other m*chael (might just be m*chael)
conspicuous consumer

*kc tier one likely applies to multiple

am unironically rolling ball with foot

is hard xdd

Your mom will die in the next 15 minutes unless you call everyone in here a fag:

>still plays futures/challengers
What?

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kek you actually did it. thanks man, I'm a little less bored now )))
also, your camera is shite

its flipped to the left btw

*doxx's u*